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Nollywood Paytch 4Udi0 (_0_) (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-10 00:22:57
Imported:
2026-06

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Austin

Early dawgz get the bone

Oak Toro

I'll have to wait until after the college ball game, my ducks about to get STOMPED by Indiana

HOMI YAYO

Oh Jesus we’ve got the retard brothers

Sludes

kevin is the worst pod guest of all time

Kirk

Squaddd

Ahmad Carlos

Listen guys, you guys are fun to listen too but without Shane, this isn’t the same thing.

James Brown

Can we please just have Matt with Nate, lemaire, Shawn, and warmode on a revolving schedule while Shane is gone? Kevin iso is my least favorite guest ever and Matt sucks at picking random comic guests

Evan

Hell yeah

Conner

Man I’m normally optimistic to the shaman but those two guys sucked dick on the regular episode

Jay Dawg

Glad I’m paying American currency to listen to fucking Lemaire. Nobody signed up to pay for this shit.

Seth Hunter

Don’t get such a short penis about it bud.

Ahmad Carlos

Last time I took five grams of mushrooms I laid in my bathtub fully clothed in the dark for 3 hours.

Luke

Always impressed by LeMaires confidence while tripling down his bullllshi

Mr Steve

Mabe start a discord, team up with the Dawgs. Just a thought.

Ahmad Carlos

I stole electricity for almost 6 months. When they shut off your power at the meter. It’s just a device that blocks the current. It’s stupid easy to remove.

Stoned

Gay retard

Ahmad Carlos

But if you do it for a long time. That’s technically stealing city resources. Jail could happen

Diciprin

Hard listen may GOBLESS the next one

Daniel T

I am no lover of Nanjiani, but he’s saying what he’s saying because of how many dudes notice his build. Nate acknowledged he’s never been “muscly” so obviously he won’t get it. It’s an anomaly. Many memes about dudes admiring muscle more than women. Even Gay Bill has covered this

Evan K

You’re a real dawg 🙏🏼

Tyler Esters

Matt. Please. Solo. Cast. Preach. Shaman. Bodhisattva. Beach.

Tyler Esters

Matt just talk into the mic Im only here to listen to you. This is not true to the old testament

Stormcloak Soldier

To give Kamail credit he is just politely saying no one wants to hear motivational stuff from some shrimp. He also made the same joke Shawn did about his own voice needing steroids on Stavvys world

Jay Dawg

None of them are gonna let you blow them man. Sorry.

AG

Fuck these guys I want Billy and Spud

john

Ben should have done the paytch

Lopez

They weren’t even on the regular episode it was two gays

Separation Naturalist

Gotta love the first instance of a physical fight involving the dogs is a black chick instigator

devan

Do you think it's rude if your fans are expecting standup comedy, and you honeypot them into talking about your powerful message and big muscles?

cold bong

This podcast is like seeing a really hot girl from high school at the 15 year reunion and now she’s fat. Of course I’d fuck her but that’s not the point. That thought once excited you and now it’s whatever. I used to be stoked for an upload and now I gotta get it up for Lemorp?

Louis S

Get warmode on again pls

Wit

Eunuchs cause the collapse of the Chinese empire like 3 times mfs are wild.

Ash

Damn, Four-time WNBA All-Star Brittany!!

G-Rem

Damn I was reading the comments to see if he did

Al Moore

Shane leaves and Matt kamikazes the pod with the two corniest niggas on the planet

Castlebar

Black lady vs PAWG. The real heated rivalry

Dave

Is this ep good?

Oak Toro

Ngl I'm proud it wasn't 0-50 blowout I'm happy we were able to score a few times but yeah by first quarter it was fucked haha

Bret Putchel

Lemorp has devolved so much I can’t really stand him anymore. A solo pod would’ve been better.

Sugundys

Lameezy with another retard dog shit take. Everytime he opens his mouth shit comes out

Sugundys

No. Lemorp is an actual RETARD.

Graeme Busby

Seriously Matt and Shane- take a good look at your comments and reflect.

larry Robinson

Nate and lemaire are cool yall just actually beat off to shane. Fags

StanRox

Bit of a PAWB... 😂

larry Robinson

Then just unsubscribe faggot. nobody gives a fuck about tou bitching

StanRox

I think lemaires funniest when the autism mask drops and he just says shit like, "yeah I lost my virginity to a FtM tranny when I was 29... Is that weird?" 😂

Nathaniel j

Kevin ISO made me feel blessed to have Lemaire

Nathaniel j

It's going to be ok. There's more to life big dawg

StanRox

Kinda ruuude to talk about your customers that way... We prefer to call them "moobs", for the record... 😂

Comedy

Jacking off is GAY…most guys have been jerked off by a man than they have been jerked by woman. Inversely, some guys have jerked off a man till he blasted cum all over them more than they have made a woman cum. It’s a very gay act to masterbate.

Killa-gorilla

It’s honestly astonishing how little Matt knows about history / global events

James Smith

Maybe no more Matt alone shows, he needs a chaperone.

JG

They have 206k subscribers lol why would they listen to 100 pussies crying in the comments

Graeme Busby

Because that’s what comments are for retard

Jay Dawg

Larry, you’re a grown man white knighting on the internet for other grown men who will never know who you are.

Celery

I've never been happier to hear from Lemaire and Nate

Lobsterfish

"only my wife can release me"

Comedy

Any other way is sin

Kev dawg

LOL ISO JUST POSTED MY DM ON HIS STORY TOP RIGHT. SORRY ASS COMIC FUCK HIM

Ben

Wow that’s so cool, you’re not a loser at all

Kev dawg

?? never said it was cool hes an ignorant bitch

Jim White

I’m 5 months on Ozempic and my piece hasn’t changed

Zach

Honestly disappointed in the guys for this. Kumail is saying something that is obvious, no young man is going to listen to a fat or scrawney nerd about what it means to be a man. Obviously his opinion matters more because he is now what people want to look like. Think about how little representation there is for indian/pakistani's in hollywood, now you have one who is jacked and successful and all the dudes who never had anyone to aspire to now have someone and he isnt some nazi like andrew tate etc.

Daburns

The workforce support ep went crazy though

Matt

I wouldn’t mind no guests and just this trio til Shane is back

Curt

This ep rules, Lemaire and Nate for the win.

Dave

Kumail sucks and has never been funny. Acting like he matters at all is fuckin hilarious

Sean

If someone is looking up to Kumail they are getting made fun of

Gideon Starsgrave

You’ve been jerked by a man who also blasted on you? Fucking GAY dude

Comedy

Very gay. Masterbating is getting jerked by a man and cumming on a man. And you as a man are enjoying a man’s hand jacking your hard erect penis. It’s gay.

Comedy

You are also jacking off a man with the goal and desire to pleasure him until he makes goo. You are and have the same desire as a gay man.

Sean

At least nate is innocently corny. Lemaire is a nasty boi

Sean

Its not the tone of his voice its his general cadence and also the fact that he is a huge fag

Sean

Not many will appreciate you but you ARE a hero

Ethan M

The fiddler on the roof lyrics being wrong was so funny

Ethan M

You fine wyd

Ethan M

Were they talking about beezer when they were talking about stealing people

Frank Deezo

free ep so far is liberal garbage SHAAAAAAAANE SHAAAAAANE

Harry

1 ep without Shane, back to dog fucking

Frank Deezo

okay just finished it and it probably top 5 worst eps oat

Christian Parker

Everyone talks shit but the ones with just them and Matt are the funniest because they still don’t give a fuck

Christian Parker

You’re just getting the perks of the dick that’s been inside you

Tyler

I haven’t listened do they address lemaires twitter meltdown

Kyle

Shut up queer

Stoned

Waaaah i can’t suck shane’s dick through my phone screen because he’s filming s3 of tires waaaaah sybau

Kyle

You’re the retard trying to give notes to them

Jacob Hager

There was a girl here in Kansas City that got caught fucking dogs, she was the girlfriend to the owner of rockstar burger Brian Smith if you know about that whole debacle

Kyle

Forced to listen lmao

Luke Ziepke

My favorite shovel is a diamond tip shovel. It rocks. Can cut roots like butter

Luke Ziepke

Why yall hating on lemaire? Bros funny

JonShlick

yea people who complain about lemaires free spirit, have issues with themselves ngl.

TopQuark

Bruh, you’re just overdosing on caffeine lmao. It interacts with the same receptors as ATP or some shit. Basically makes your body think it has more energy than it does, while still burning energy. If you have too much caffeine you’re no longer burning energy since all your receptors are occupied with the bean juice. That causes central nervous system panic. In regular doses it should make you feel a bit more energized

bigoilapologist69

So many girls fuck their dogs. When I was in highschool I know at least 8 girls who admitted to having sex with their dog.

Jack

For real. I feel like every school had at least one girl that did it. One girl at our neighboring school filmed it.

John Ahrens

Truly, I never want to hear any of his political takes regardless of which way they lean because either way they’re some of the least informed statements and thoughts to ever grace the public’s ears.

Bobby Johnston

This was extremely refreshing after listening to the worst podcast I’ve ever listened to on the main show

Bobby Johnston

ISO is insanely wack nothing about that dude is funny

Gideon Starsgrave

8? Did you got high school at “Pup Fucking Academy?”

Kev dawg

thank you fellow employed dawg.

X

They didn’t believe Matt . Show them 😂😂

bigoilapologist69

Big school in DC. You might not realize it but it is way way more common than most people would think.

D Money

This comment section is cancer and I know you all make Matt and Shane cringe. Money is probably too good though so they deal with it

Dave Stratton

Mr Peanutbutter on Bojack was a golden lab Also cmon Matt you think the construction diamonds are the same cut and polished shiny little ones for rings?

W flakes

Lamar is fucking retarded half right as always they threw an improvised explosive device at her head they landed behind her and exploded

Cameron

If Lemaire is featured I’m not fckn listening

KGN215

"Yeah Shawn I've herd that about the front of me" 😂😂😂

Forrester Walton

Brother you are a rich comedian you don’t work 8 hours a day….. you’re not burning it off . I drink 2 cups a day and sleep like a champ son

Kyle

That’s hyperbole. Stay in school

RoadDogg

He's like 5'6" and 120lbs. He isn't jacked.

fred youskas

Imagine bootlegging this in Indonesia and then hearing them talk about you and say it’s all good❤😂

r

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with another history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

roadrunnuh

Even though this is a matter of taste, you're still objectively wrong.

Ryan Allen

Bring back prank calls

Kyle

You are so gay lol can tell you’re a virgin school shooter type.

Christian

This would be dope

Christian

Bringing that Kumail clip up is hilarious, he just did Stavvy’s pod a few weeks ago and he had that same kind of spiel going on

c doc

Nate and Lemaire aren’t funny

Andrew Reckmeyer

Seen this exact comment before. Agreed then, agree now.

Bill R

We need more gay shit in these paterons

Rah

@pushageez_ rage baiting crackheads is peak content

Barry McCaulkinner

In reality Shane wants to put as little effort possible into the pod to keep the supplemental income. Matt carries the pod

isaiah zaddy pierson

To all the honkeys crying and bitching pls STFU yall knew this was gonna happen weeks ago they told us there shooting tires so this will happen yall bitch and complain when Matt does his thing and get random ppl on yall bitch when Shane does history with someone ik lemorp and Nate aren’t Shane funny but you can’t say there not funny if you didn’t laugh this episode your brain dead

Paul Finnell

I love hearing my brother name on the Pod, but it kinda bums me out to her Lemaire describe him as upstairs being sad.

Frank Deezo

I have more likes than you therefore I win

Trevor Fuller

Do more prank calls! I used to love when you did that

Quantum Relapse

Does it bother you that your comment was liked, but you aren't?

Quantum Relapse

If more girls fucked dawgz - these comments would dry up