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Ten minute blast- Coffee (Patreon)

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2026-01-12 19:33:59
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2026-06

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Cam

Steroid claims are true, the shaman can blast for 10 minutes straight.

futurepr0n

Can’t wait for the ten min blast “taking a shit”

Joey

Bone apple teet, piggies

Trey Fox

thank u for following through on the blast shaman

Kevin

Helllllloooo

Izzy

Good day dawgs

ChillTony

Dawwwwwwwwwgggggs

Evan

Matt you need to hijack the war mode paytch and get all the freaks outta there

VonDoomMD

How great is our God?

Dawson

Hell motha fucking yeah

Joel MacRae

Bless be the dawgs have a good week yall🤞

Barrett

Blessed on this Monday

Tim Pineault

Lamair said austin has the best comics in the country. how bout you book someone. i’ve about had it with this patreon

Paul

Matt’s the goat! Also I’m gonna keep killing my 300mg of caffeine daily. It’s better than the 500-600 I was at lol 🤣

mac turner

needed to balance my cortisol levels today

Castlebar

Lil afternoon pick me up

Big Creek

When’s the solo Rogan appearance?

Javi

Hell yeah shaman

Joes nesideu

No wet rattler discussion? I’m out

Dylan

The Man The Myth The Matt

Seth

matt is like a 6 year old that gets hyper when you give him red gatorade

ChannerT

Post some of your shit bud let's see how it stacks up.

Finn

Jesus, go to therapy you inbred

Evan

Giddy you’re obsessed!

Tim Pineault

sure. let me talk about semen retention you’ll gobble it up.

ChannerT

WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE MASTER BLEND

Matt Urban

These are the shit. 🙏🏽

T Scott

Unsubscribe then peanut

Exi

Good thing I Load Maxed before listening to this blast

ShmittyDawg

Listen my man , YOU ARE ON IT. Keep killin’ it.

T Scott

Keep up the good work Matt 💪

Tim Pineault

is that an option? please send in-depth instructions on how to do that thanks

BeardedVet94

Another turd. Start your own podcast dude.

JewishPizzaRoll

This honestly might be what I need to get away from these energy drinks. That “being chased by the cops all day feeling” is real lol

JewishPizzaRoll

Leave retard us dawgs enjoy the 22min 10 minute blast

Javi

Im glad you’re telling em to not consume coffee/caffeine I don’t cause it’s gay to depend on something like that but keep opening their eyes shaman if you’re tired sleep more or eat better

BeardedVet94

Does someone not having the exact same feelings about everything in your life trigger you? Fuck off meat wallet.

Kody Loveless

Back to beating the dead horse again (Caffeine) 💀

Gabriel Lopez

Matt’s the guy gets to high once and disses people that smoke weed… some people just can’t hang, I think this is a bad take 🤷🏿‍♂️ your still the goat.

TaxMan

Matt, it’s fine that you called that guy super gay.

Stoned

Better unsub from the paytch buddy, Shane won’t be back for a while. Hope all you Matt hating losers unsub so the comment sections can go back to being funny again.

Ethan Folden

What a treat for my afternoon work day, it's gonna be a good week.

Garrett Goodsell

Matt is the only person I’ve ever known to be on the exact same caffeine roller coaster I’m on

Emily Long

I switched from coffee to matcha

swadaswad

Matt people drink coffee so they can work a JOB dude

Linklater

Isn’t Monster a sponsor of the MSSP 😂

BeardedVet94

Sit on his cock more you fucking meat rider. I'll exclusively cough up $10 a month to shit on this ass content. Unsub my dick from your girls cunt.

Lou Sasol

If Mac from it’s always sunny had a podcast

Quazybothholes

Maybe quote the actual quote. He was saying what a lady suggested he do with his platform and new look. He didn't make it up about himself.

JewishPizzaRoll

Look out everybody we got a cool guy 😎

NewFool

This must have been what it was like, around 10 years ago, when Matt went around telling everyone he was gay by having a gluten allergy. For real though, check out Yerba Mate. To be honest I've never tried it, but Huberman and folks who drink it say it's totally different than coffee. Like coffee hits hard at once, while YM is kind of a mellow sustained release. Also, no caffeine for 12 hours before sleep b/c caffeine has a 12 hour effect. Maybe you mentioned YM, I don't know, couldn't hear half the blast b/c low audio volume.

Stoned

Certified pre owned kawai rider uses his last $10 to hate comment on podcasts LOL

BeardedVet94

Or someone who's got money to throw away lmao crazy but not everyone is broke as fuck. 😉

Ryan Mcburney

Na you dont need caffeine DUDE. Your just a sheep to the system and have been sold lies. Just exercise, eat correctly and get some sleep. you wont need caffeine

Chadsaf Aggot

I'd rather be inbred than a race mixer.

Jake

Shut up nerd

swadaswad

I do all of those and still like to buzz off the bean in the mornings

Jake

You’re *

Ryan Mcburney

I 💯 support Matt on this one. Coffee is shit. And people just do anything they can to stimulate themselves. God forbid we exercise, eat right and get enough sleep.

Tom

Hate to be a hater but buddy gonna be back on that bean in no time 😂 can’t wait for updates

Stoned

“Shapiro babies” fuckin sent me

TonE

Hit the weights nerds

Kevin King

My buddddyyyy Po mudddeeyyy

arthur

quit the bean myself this new year. Tea is a great switch to tow the line and still keep the gears turning

pickedKnows

yes, you and Butterly are becoming sloptubers, with your crap takes and constant hating

GT

Iso didn’t frame it as a joke though, he just doesn’t care about tax payer fraud committed by foreigners protected by corrupt politicians. Came across as just dumb. Def wasn’t funny btw

veXil

Bro having a caffeine spazz in my ear about how caffeine makes him spazz. We believe you Matthew 😂

veXil

Real. Every few months he quits smoking weed. The bean is too intrusive, it's everywhere.

veXil

Not only that, but I'm tired of girls adding a splash of coffee to a milkshake and trying to bullshit society that it's normal to drink a "iced coffee" milkshake before 5 pm

veXil

Bro was charged off the bean

Gideon Starsgrave

I enjoy the part where the audience is wrong. ISO sucks and Shaman - stick with history, bruh. From a non-Shapiro

veXil

People drink coffee in the morning likes it's normal to just face stimulants but say people who smoke a one hitter of weed have a serious problem. Stimulant users are goons

Gideon Starsgrave

If a business was private - no problem. Businesses that exist on tax money that are mysteriously closed down and broken into with only records and papers swiped? Knock away on more IMO. Tides coming bruss

Ron Parker

Fuck coffee. DR PEPPER IS KING

Tylar Clowser

First time commenter, long time listener. Been slangin the brown gold for Big Coffee for 9 months now. After listening to this mah fuckin 10 minute blast, I’ll begin my journey of tearing this establishment down from the inside. Any dawgs out there that want to commit to the cause, just hit my line.

Jake

Fuck your blasts 🖕🏿🤡

Jake

No, he's become a total pussy since he stomped off Tim's show.

JG

Don’t be a pussy

Crisp Rat

Kevin iso ep was great

Crisp Rat

Pubs are the new snowflakes and it’s not close

Kody Zenger

Concerning but respectful take

Kody Zenger

Dry shooting pre workout pray for me

Luke Ziepke

Ten minute blast 20 minutes. Love it

PS

Listening to this in the Starbucks drive thru

Kev dawg

it’s not the caffeine matt… we know it’s roids

c

our shaman doesnt always give what we want to hear but what we Need to hear

Sosa

Matt ur locked tf in this new year proud of u king

Michael Richards

Caffeine sensitive is the PC way to say you’re gayer than aids. It’s Patreon. Just say you’re gayer than aids 😆

Adrian Vargas

We need another MSSB pod 🙏🏽

Alex Waldron

Sometimes I feen for that caf, sometimes I nick 6 mg of the tines. Sometimes I take bof and regret it for about twenty. Type

Will C

Yea sure.

Alex Waldron

Why I drink energy drink vs coffee. 1, teeth stain, 2. Coffee breath. 3, don’t have to brew and clean coffee machine, time equals money. 4. I don’t have purpose in life so

Jerm own

The scandal wasn't bullshit

Paul

Nah I’ll be fine FDA limit is 400 we in the green now my guy.

Castlebar

Nick Rochefort solo non book podcast

Clayton

Matt, release the Shaman for a 10 minute blast on a Eugene speedball (bong hit & full caf coffee)

Jack

It’s bullshit to shine light on childcare and healthcare fraud worth 10s of billions of dollars…. By foreigners,?! Bruh I pay over a G a month for health insurance for me and my kids… and still get charged over 500 a visit. I guess I’m just a Shapiro baby suffering from the broke mind virus

Jordan

Tokyo partners drink 4-5 glasses when they wake up in the morning. It works.

Matt

I'm also sensitive to substances and have a long history of quitting and restarting caffeine. I'm always calmer, less irritable, and better rested when I am off coffee. I usually end up "relapsing" because I'll get a pleasurable memory of the morning buzz OR I will read a new study and think I'm missing out on health benefits. I'll give stopping another go since the shaman is doing it but if I hear about you relapsing I'm going to mainline coffee and OD with your name in the note.

Gideon Starsgrave

No you’re a Western man; the Shaman has made choices indicating he is not. Act accordingly

Mage

I give it a few weeks before Matt does an ad read for monster energy… wait didn’t he already?

PabloGiugno

the more i listen to matt i realize he’s kinda gay

Daniel Jones

Loving these 20 minute ten minute blasts - let’s make them 30

CalvinHubbs

This reminds me I’m due a can of C4 before my workout. 🏋🏽‍♂️

GC414

Is Matt avoiding Milwaukee on his tour because loving the pedo steakhouse? Seems like a vice avoidance

Crisper

Maybe the answer was retard maxing all along

Noah Austin

Thank you shaman. Really needed to hear this

Crisper

Shapiro babies ☠️

Schwagdawg

are 10 US minutes larger than EU minutes? cuz these episodes tend to be 20 EU minutes

Reydio

I also thought it was funny 🤷‍♂️

Gideon Starsgrave

I thought so to my brother - sadly, it’s fallen

Gideon Starsgrave

Anyone I don’t agree with is a Shapiro baby = anyone I don’t agree with is Hitler

Chillychese

We should make these 10 minute blasts into 20 minute double blasts

Chillychese

I was drinking 2 of those 300 mg black riffle coffees a day, 1 when you wake up and the 2nd at break. I do work 14 hour shifts with 1.5 hour drive time

Paul

My man, I’ve been there but damn that’s a lot, just take pre at that point.

Ash Rigby

Matt start ripping a cold plunge first thing in the morning, caffeine doesnt work for me either, cold plunges tap you into source.

Zach Powell

God forbid you saw Shane last night and you guys couldn’t Yao for an hour

christian Long

Matt, its called be being a man and having self control. What? You cant control the fluid you put in your gullet? Drink that shit when you need to. ALSO. Bro, I thought you were hight T. You should be able to rock and roll on male rage and testosterone alone. You need to go back to laboring. This comedy thing made ya soft boy.

Lapidus

Fuck the haters

Lapidus

Also the Kumail dude goofs on himself all the time. Dude ruled in silicon valley I doubt he would take what you said in a bad way

Matthew Demoulpied

This is so gay holy fuck stfu about coffee 😂 wanna be huberman

christian Long

This 10 minute blast is mat having a reallly bad case of girl brain. This is something a middle aged housewife would write in her Facebook status. "So today is the day I break up.....With coffee!"

christian Long

Did it never occur to you no mix your weed and coffee? Coffee + ganj = sublime one

Chan De Leer

Green Tea got that L-Theanine which slaps but kinda tastes like ass

Chan De Leer

(Forgot to mention you gotta add lemon/acid to protect the good shit from disintegrating?? Don't ask me why, I'm special)

Dawg

Black dude at work once told me a gallon of green tea will make you fuck your bitch like a gorilla, I was 17 at the time. Should probably give that a whirl

Austin K Baker

I’m a Neurobiology major and what you’re saying about coffee inhibiting creativity is documented. Research the DMN (default mode network) of your brain. It’s associated with dreams, abstraction and creative thinking. Overactive DMN is a symptom of ADHD and stimulants are designed to shut it off during the day. Caffeine isn’t ADD medication but it is in the same broad category being a stimulant, meaning its mechanism action is similar in terms of physiological outcomes ie increased norepinephrine, cortisol and heart rate. Stimulants are designed to put us into fight or flight so it follows that you’ll have less creative ideas in fight or flight.

alfisol

Insane straw man you are retarded @veXil

alfisol

First of all no one trusts you because you happen to major in neurobiology, second of all your argument is “stimulants put you in fight or flight, and it makes sense that you wouldn’t be creative while fighting or fleeing”. Jesus bro couldn’t be less scientific

alfisol

How about this. I am creating something but im tired, so I drink coffee and therefore I have more energy to create that day. Therefore coffee makes you more creative. Trust me bro I took bio in school

alfisol

Kevin ISO rage baited tf out of y’all so god damn hard. One comment out of an otherwise great cast and y’all act like it was another Paytch call in episode. Y’all are so pussy

NewFool

From Voltaire to Jack Kerouac - creative people have used stimulants, with great success. So I think you and your work (but you're probably just lying) are full of shit, LOL

GT

Im not saying to ban the dude from the pod lol just my thoughts on the matter. Pretty accurate too. Ben made the topic slightly funny but that ain’t much.

LOCKDOWN

Shanes back is tired carrying Matt’s whole family and career. Cast is so boring with out the real TOP dawg Shane

Brett Chaplin

Prophet McCusker shaming me of my white monster addiction…it cuts deep!

Anthony

Slave juice is crazy Matt

TK

ur a cuck

Lapidus

Go back to barstool

matthew petitte

Makes complete sense to me, 10 min blast best thing of 26 so far

Erik Rio

War mode is better

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

Ethan M

Fag ending

TooMuchSpaghetti

Kevin Iso was just being a funny comedian. Bunch of babies

Adelaide FGR

432 20 minute 10 minute blast

Dan

Eagles got they butt spit in

Dan

Leave coffee alone, Matt

Gideon Starsgrave

“Rage bait” is the newest nonsense word by nonsense people for nonsense people. EAFDAD

Gideon Starsgrave

I just cancelled War Mode - thinking of going Tires only. Matt is who we thought he was.

leo

i needed to hear this.

DruBoi

90 days or less he’s back on the mudd

psych_nawty

Caffeine fucks my Zen in the Buddha hole.

Mike Rood

Matt, stop subliminally advertising for Monster Energy. “That clean white can” lol. You thought you were slick.

James Sheridan

Show me where the coffee bean touched you 👉

Michael Duffy

Isos a boring fuckpot don’t get him on again

James Sheridan

I'm sure it's the coffee that's making him not dream.... Sike. It's def the big no questions asked

Ben

I cannot believe I'm paying for this

KGN215

Where's the gym loyalty Matt!?

William Dane

Need a 432hertz recorder blast, where is my shaman

Hank Cross

This is so gay. Bro it’s coffee, not heroin. Jesus Christ.

Yeah

Is coffee just adderall for Matt?

Matt

Kevin was funny fuck the babies

Gideon Starsgrave

For cucks and folks who’s real names end in vowels

Major Li Hung

Two things can be true at the same time: 1. Kevin Iso is a fucking idiot. 2. He was still funny.

Erik Rio

My name is fake retard

TmoneyMcNasty

For real. Some snowflakes in this bitch

Gideon Starsgrave

“You will not believe what your eyes see or your ears hear, Western Man!!! You are all little Shapiro’s if you don’t!!!!” - talk about a 2021 take

Gideon Starsgrave

I dropped war mode as they have grown into their 3rd world Catholicism of the 20th century

YogiBody

Shout out to Matt for keeping us fed with content and shamaning us on the path of caffeine free enlightenment. Thanks man

Dave

Does Matt not know he’s an actual celebrity and could easily book pretty big guests? Host of a top ten podcast in North America. Who the fuck Kyle Iso? I didn’t listen, seems like it stunk.

J J

They arrested the bad guys but obviously there’s some fraud still going on which was highlighted in the video. Are you retarded?

jonathan nasca

its kevin iso and hes a friend of the pod nobody gives a fuck about celebrities thats why we listen to them cause at one point they were just 2 dudes

jonathan nasca

lmao 3rd world catholicism is funny af and accurate

jonathan nasca

im riding redbulls and 4am wakeups to the grave

Dave

Who said he should book celebrities? He could fly people in from anywhere to talk about his weird theories with, specialists and authors and shit like that. Or regular comedians that people actually like not some guy who “used to be a dude” or whatever your selling point is. It’s a waste of everybody’s time

Local

You don’t deserve the $5 you’re taking out of these working men’s pockets dude, and then you insult them. Fuck your dumbass take on the Somali Fraud. You’re a cuckold, your Garfield comic makes so much more sense now. Oh they covered the story on the news a year ago??? What have they done about it? Nothing? Cool. Fuck off

Don'tTellMyDad

No ISo was talking out of pocket he said it was an all night daycare they don't exist. Then he says he doesn't have kids.

Jacob Scott

Matt’s gone full lib baby

Sam

The great Shaman has spoken. Never drinking coffee again. I must reach the enlightenment that my great Shaman has attained.

Local

How’s Canuck amateur baseball going?

Local

Buck status: Broken

Braydon

It really wasn’t funny tho matt, like objectively idc what political views you have if youre funny but dude was just unfunny

Connor Magee

Shout out to Matt for grinding on the content. Also shout out Ben Avery hope he gets on the pod again

Gideon Starsgrave

Hi JR - how you doing? Still got nothing huh? Figures

Gideon Starsgrave

It’s a timeline - he would only hold out so long

Gideon Starsgrave

Sorry to hear you’re not white…or straight. It’s Bowen Yang!!!

Gideon Starsgrave

Please bro - I know you’re trying to build clout…but you suck and are DULL. Hit up some Fumunda at the counter on the way out, Eunuch

Local

What are you people even going on about at this point lmao

GIRTH BROOKS

Omg so many maga babies in the comments 🤣 got a lot of feelings instead of facts. Just crazy that now all the sudden they care about fraud, just not when that fat retard trump does it, then it’s fine cuz he is white lol

Gideon Starsgrave

Vomit and cannot even make up own labels. Why we’ll win

BigWave

Matt is fuckin on one lately. smoke a J and stop trying to be political

HeBro

Give Ben Avery a new episode. Kevin sucks my ass

.

I pig on the caffeine, time to make a change brother

Gideon Starsgrave

I think his fraud case was overturned? Also - what facts, Blake? Also - as far as I know a lot of white folks are convicted of Fraud. How’s not being white feel? Seems…triggering

Low gear

Seems like Matt needs WarMode to set him straight. Dude gets one Netflix special and becomes a pussy lib?!

Berg

Shout out my wageys. Another Tuesday in the books

NewFool

LOL, you'll be crying when the woke make you go trans in Missoula.

Luke

"It's crazy to investigate daycares" is a shit take Matt. They walked through full buildings of fake operations. And if the fraud was already over then it would have been over Weak bullshit take. My city is in the fucking mud and libtards are calling me racist for caring Love you

JK

Dawg wtf is this shit? Bro gets rich and just starts preaching nonstop (about fucking coffee no less) like he really thinks he's god's voice on earth now. "coffee is a slave drink" get shane back bro

Booker T

Matt we are all slaves. Unless you do dirt by ya lonely like ya boy we all gotta slave the day away 8-5

JK

dude's ego has gotten bigger than texas

JK

i mean per the last ep "i'm constantly surrounded by tons of black ladies" - Matt

Casey Sumner

I make a quad shot latte every morning. Somalians are gay. "I'm the teacher now"

cody walsh

You never here dawg? Matt literally always does these when Shane goes and films

grimy cowboy

weee-woooo retard alert 🚨🚨🚨

Cody Farley

Robbed of a golden globe. Amy poehler id your mommy

Fiddy.Ty

Ben Avery was funnier

Gideon Starsgrave

WarMode has fallen; unsub from that like I did. They ARE Kevin ISO but worse - Catholic

Gideon Starsgrave

Cool cool - real sensible take. So - you’re good with someone stealing from you who shouldn’t even be a potential blight by being here as non-western, non-assimilates? Cool - YOU write the check big talker to cover MY part. Socialize deez FYI - the bro loving fat PAWG lady with a suss nose ran the show. It’s all there - as always

Gideon Starsgrave

I’m here doing Gods work my friend. Thanks for the grooved fastballs - making it easy

Gideon Starsgrave

Lady brains aggrandize their own thoughts. Classic behavior

Low gear

No. The boys just had a kid and got engaged so they’re a little softer than normal but I agree pretty wholeheartedly with the last paytch from warmode. Stop killing Americans especially white ones lmfao

Juiceontheloose

He's a mudshark he's been lib since day one lol. Got the victim mentality pounded into him by the two spear chuckers he's married

Farley

Go find another podcast fr

Farley

"Coffee is slavery" Matt's wife in the other room - 🤨

sdf

kevin iso episode was great, yall hit on some good stuff, youtube comments love to rage at guests

jacob knoll

Kevin iso was just a salty coon

Gideon Starsgrave

That is why low gear is also low frequency. We should be blasting ALL who seek to “deconstruct” the West/Christendom regardless of race as this is a culture/beliefs thing.

Gideon Starsgrave

Nephilim Death Squad - search that up and give that Pod a listen. Fucking great and they aren’t compromised. And NO - I’m not on nor do I own a % - it’s just real West/Christendom talk vs the goy slop and retard juice the McCuskers and their ilk are serving up

Awan

I reckon it’s time to kick the cup

Snotty Tot

Youre all punch of whiny fucks in these comments.

Evan Kirchmer

Matty connect to Source while listener connect to Paycheck

Gideon Starsgrave

And there it is “crusader daddies” The 3rd world always outs itself

BeNavery

I’m interested in any correlation between caffeine use and effectiveness of the angion method. Please report back in the comments all the OT dawgs who are here for natural male enhancement.

Enlightned

Less book shows when daddy’s away. Reunite stoner dads for patreon.

Jose Ureste

I bet matts jerking off right now

Rob Kunde

Matt’s coping about his sensitive belly again

D

Brother your military audience is offended by your attack on white monsters. Me and all my boys hit 1,000 lbs club EASILY on the caf and the nic. It’s the final step for you Mathew

Chiefbeef

I’ve taken an alt route, rocking 80mg caffeine pouches along with energy drinks and feeling like a champ

Chiefbeef

“JR” you’re my subordinate bud. I even work from the shitter!

Name

Doublesteak

Kevin iso is hilarious. Ben could be funnier

Christian

Yo Shaman on the off chance you see this - I read conquistador once you started doing the pods on it and I couldn’t get enough of it and went on a big conquistador era kick so I went and read River of Darkness (also written by Buddy Levy) and that one’s pretty wild too if you need paytch ideas for another read along

Scooby Don’t (((Top Nooticer)))

being so out of touch and retarded you call the people in your comment section who watch America First: Mini Shapiros

Scooby Don’t (((Top Nooticer)))

Also you reach so much mainstream success that your new fast and furious type fans agree with that narrative uncritically

Local

Dude we’re on the same exact track lmfao

Chipper

If you're still buying into the political party bullshit republicans and democrats. You are a smooth brain sheep. Olympus has fallen you fuckin retards.

RoadDogg

Yeah I hope this isn't the beginning of his Stavros 'shed my problematic fans for mainstream success' period. I miss cumtown.

RoadDogg

The one good thing to come from that episode is it put a lot of guys on to lemonparty

RoadDogg

Turns out addressing it was a bad idea.

GIRTH BROOKS

Ah classic maga talking points “woke” and “trans” you guys have like 5 different phrases you use for everything, very riveting stuff

GIRTH BROOKS

Yes I agree both sides are bad and we need to overthrow the system, but there is one side that is just truly retarded and brainwashed and just straight up bootlicking sheep

Gideon Starsgrave

Was he on the show? And how do you know he was wrong?

GIRTH BROOKS

I don’t even understand what point you are trying to make here? lol who’s fraud case was overturned? And am I triggered cuz I’m not white?

francisco castro

What a faggot Broads about to crash out in the comments have you considered drinking halve of the fireball bottle instead of the whole thing and tried socializing with the society you fought to protect brother I’m a big fan of the military but I refuse to respect anyone being a fucking cunt if you want let’s talk and you don’t have to get upset over words on the internet this can be positive place for people like us who enjoy these guys content not just Shane’s content

BeardedVet94

Lmao 🤣 as if i give two fucks dude. I agree though this content is for faggots 👌🏻🤌🏻

Sam Ladendorf

Matt I’m so excited to see you in April in Saint Paul. I’m 3rd row and am bringing my fiance!!

Bret Putchel

Matt sounds so much like Shane this ep. I love it.

Gideon Starsgrave

No; it wasn’t. One way makes presuppositions. Logic is hard for normies

Gideon Starsgrave

You have nothing and you’re not entertaining anymore. Your day is gone - bye and you’re welcome for what better men have provided you

Gideon Starsgrave

Gestapo - ahahaha; I like throwing words around too Weimar swine. And as far as I know your boy Bill C and his witch wife are going to jail over it, not Trump. I’d say suck it but you likely would you pervert

Gideon Starsgrave

Blake / you’re too dumb to keep up. We’ll have less of your kind when we clear out the dross, like wars of the past have done

Gideon Starsgrave

I love guys like Chipper and Blake / the “I’m so wise I see it’s a game” crew is the pseudo intellectual hidey hole for cowardice. It’s real simple in a world of original sin: one side is brutish and selfish, but redeemable and one side is demonic and purposefully evil and anti-human/anti-God. If you can’t dig that, dig your grave

GIRTH BROOKS

It’s mainly your grammar that confused me, like what does clear out the dross mean? I know you probably have a 5th grade education so it’s hard to form sentences. But I assume you are meaning once you clear out the side you disagree with? Very cool wanting Americans to die 😆 I wish you well man very sad you feel that way

Gideon Starsgrave

Personal attacks happen when u got no brain ammo; and lol - I’ve never liked my own comment - I get real ones. Try it sometime!

Scooby Don’t (((Top Nooticer)))

“Our side” didn’t win, Israel’s, Palantir’s and the CIA’s side won. Trump is the first jewish president.

Gideon Starsgrave

Little lady - I’m out on WarMode Mode as they are low status women. Shane still has a lil hope and I want to be here to make sure you don’t infect lesser minds than even yours

Chanel

Thank god - almost switched to this stead of listening to Gerber talk about pussy - but it’s just Matt? I’ll wait til the Luis episodes

Gideon Starsgrave

Again - read lil lady; IDGAF about compromised millionaires. I care that weirdos like you might lead some true brother who has a chance of being good off the correct path. Plus it’s fun to point out that if you didn’t post no one would know you’re ignorant

toler

Leave me and my white monsta alone matt

Christian

Hahaha Matt out here starting a movement but hell yeah man love to hear it. I never would’ve thought to look into the conquistadors but that era has been really interesting to dig into.

veXil

I couldn't hear you over how right I am sorry.

Ethan M

Give Patreon slop

0ranjstang

God damn the golden days are really behind this podcast and war mode huh

Ethan M

You gotta be the dumbest dude on here

NewFool

"no one wants to bang Chinese dudes . . " ~ Billy

sean bean

I came for shane at the start of this and matt grew on me and first listening to old test he had me hooked. Now he actually is a gay fucking retard ? Coffee is slave juice ? Learn to use two seperate containers matt what the fuck you

Steven Moore

Stop being a pussy man half of us are waking up trying to do to a real intoxicant and you’re talking about coffee….coffee

justin

Sounds like its time for sugar until 3pm for you and a light low fat late lunch and dinner. Have juice in the morning

justin

Who are you mr bean or something

justin

1994?

The Pope

No Matt , your slave juice theory doesn’t make sense to those of us with real job.

K-Bunz

Bunch of retards in the comments. You don’t need to agree with everything a funny comedian says. This is the same guy who used to wear fake foreskin. Matt is a funny guy, just lighten up and enjoy

Gideon Starsgrave

Great reply and thanks for noticing 5 years. Also - where is the Bible perversion? You won’t answer - cuz you can’t. I’ve helped plenty - you’re just not elect. Sorry

Dougie

im starting to think matt actually made the mccusker coin

Gideon Starsgrave

Recycling my comments is sad. Sorry for picking on you bud. Micro peen with Downs AND not being elect = rough. Go with grace.

Gideon Starsgrave

Who’s “your side?“ imma stick with the West and Christendom. You can rule the poop covered rest

Gideon Starsgrave

Idiots and low IQ public shchool inmate graduates always pwn themselves: “clear out the dross” is a centuries old term referring to getting rid of impurities especially in the silver making and cleaning process. Please tape your mouth and fingers up real good, you waste of skin

David Taylor

Yo needa get Adam Sandler on the podcast I’d be laughing so hard I’d have to slam my dick in a desk drawer to quit

Erik Rio

Take your fucking meds

Gideon Starsgrave

Did you not notice the all caps AND - that’s the actual joke - you’re a clone but at least God loves Shane. Judas Priest you re dumb.

jonathan nasca

how we only gonna get a limp dick 10 min blast when you had gerbies and baby bill onthe regular ep drop the paytch

Peanut Arbuckle

So, no more patreon episodes for 3 months again?

Blake Ortego

Loving the ten minute blasts keep going king

Paul

Funny attempt at reverse psychology, they’re just getting lazy with the money coming in.

NK

Right before my morning coffee I turn this on l

Tylor Wright

dude it’s coffee not cocaine I think you’ll be alright

NewFool

Matt, on the free, you look jacked as fuck, congrats if you pleased your mommy. Jesus Christ is my steroids.

NewFool

Check out The Rest is History podcast on YT and Spotify - good coverage of Cortez, confirms some of what Matt talked about, but debunks a lot of other stuff too. Like no real historical evidence that the Aztecs thought the Spanish were "gods."

Gideon Starsgrave

God bless and look into prophylactic sterilization.

Foooot

Go kiss a girl and see if you still want to talk like this. If you do then you know you’re just gay

Luke

no

Foooot

Unsubscribe then

Foooot

Gideon Starsgrave? How about you gid eon my dick and nuts until I starts making gravy (cum)

Christian

Appreciate the suggestion man I’m gonna peep that, sounds dope

Gideon Starsgrave

No thanks - but sorry about your dad abusing you into an alternate lifestyle. Feel for ya there bud

Brandon M.

Matt on caffeine is literally anyone else doing a line of fucking adderall lol

Brandon M.

He's sensitive. Faggot

Brandon M.

Actual facts despite my love for the G

Willie Stroker

Thanks dude who has 4 hours of conversation a month calling me a slave

Oil Slick Johnson

Yea thanks Matt, we really want to hear a black guy say that he doesn’t mind general fraud and theft. We already know that, not something we want to pay to listen to

Pwhy

Dog u are prob just nutrient deficient. It’s bean water

Tom Bell

Look up the definition of "daily" ...

cream_jeans

“Done, produced, or occurring every day or every weekday.” Now kindly eat my ass

cream_jeans

Your names Tom Bell? More like ‘dumbbell’ if you ask me. Why’d you make me do this to you?

Tanner Simonson

Your mom used to be deficient of vitamin D and Creatine. Matt busted his nut and cured her at his own peril

eduardo trejo

These are better i think. Just picking a subject he feels for and going with it. Also get Kurt Metzger on!!

Payton

Where da paytch ep at? Yall are slackin

Tiny Johnny

Waking up also exponentially raises cortisol

Andrew Cardwell

I wish the shaman would live stream these when he does them

Pwhy

damn tanner, go easy fam

Zach Shoemaker

I’m still crying about starting a militia and doing drills in your front yard

Jared Bruegger

Growing up the south my family would have a pot of coffee going at like 6pm. I have never been into, unlimited energy over here.

RM

“But coffee is good for you. Hm interesting, because of what? Because of antioxidants you can get in fuckin blueberries so that’s why I have to feel like I’m being chased by the police all day?” ROFL

RM

That was such a good bit. Love Matt’s deadpan.

Blake Koger

I’m reconnecting to source energy. Day 1 off the bean

The_Ninoo

Where is the paytchhhhhhhhhhhh

Dave

TGIF, am I right or am I wrong eh fellas

BJ Titzngulf

Put out a real episode cowards

Matt

Matt and Gerbies should not be allowed to be in the same place at once for too long. Good lord.

Colin Smith

Guys Bam is in PA get him on!!!?!?!

Tyler

Matt and Shane need to restrict lemaires screen time, he’s being retarded on twitter again

Ťhomas Sorenson

Matt you're Will Ferrell from Kicking and Screaming ... he gets the halfcalf.

Evinak

What's going on here, Matt?

Matthew Mandregan

Rumor has it Steve Gerben is being cast as Ozzie Osbourne in the new biopic.

🔥💀🔥

Gear and coffee dont mix tbh

Marco Hennebury

Coffee is good for you because it delivers bioactive compounds (especially polyphenols) that reduce inflammation and improve metabolic and brain function. Large population studies show regular coffee drinkers have lower risk of type 2 diabetes, heart disease, Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s, and all-cause mortality, even after controlling for lifestyle factors, as summarized by Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health.

Punjisaurus Rex

Do you get a 2-day coin for being sober from caffeine?

The_Ninoo

I live for a 10 minute rant that is 24 minutes lmao

BasedAF

Get Ridley on the pod 🐸

lukas

matt you gotta read Death Comes For The Archbishop

Josh Flowers

Thanks Matt! I agree, coffee doesnt agree with my system and everybody is just hyped up on drugs

Cormatt McCuskthy

Listening to this while chugging a giant cup of shitty coffee and knowing it doesn't do anything for me other than that I have to take a huge dump in like 15 minutes

BigFranktheBeef

Dude, I never drink coffee, I have tea, I rarely dream, but when I do, I’ve dreamt of Chinese invasions like twice. weird.

SammyBananas

Kevin Iso is just up his own ass. I'm sure he's funny, he's just wrong about everything.

Donald Ass

Not too familiar with him but how is he up his own ass?