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Gooniverse Paytch ft Nate and Dan St. Germain (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-17 15:22:29
Imported:
2026-06

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Ep 594 - GOONIVERSE PAYTCH

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Dave

Hi everyone

Kerwyn

If you ain’t first you’re last, 2nd place is first place loser

Blue

Blessed be. Good morning gentlemen

Nooders69

Already gooned this morning lmao

BuckNasty

Thought for sure spud would be in this

Raquel

Yeah yeah!

Nicholas Ott

The baby is asleep, the dog is ready for a walk, AND the Dawgs are here. What a morning 🤙

LaFLAMAblanca 432

God bless all da blue collar DAWGS. Love the content guys🪖

Paul

Its golden hour boys

Mario q

White power

Sean

This is like a total lunar eclipse for father's

Stephen Lucas

Video is just long enough to last me till lunch at work 🔥💯

Mike Karich

Thought that was jack black

Collin Sweet

Working closely with Fuentes

FroggyOggy

Matt you better put on a fucking show tonight, if you do you’ll get so many gbp’s

Collin Sweet

You would have nate in ya throat freak

Theodore Nutbaghs

If you don’t hit an open mic tonight you’re literally robbing the world of potentially the world’s greatest comedian! Boy you’re good

Jay Bird

Maybe they were saying “white powder”

Colton

Then cancel your membership and stop bitching and moaning

Jordan

He’s not gonna fuck you bro…

Definitely not Gardini

You hate that people have an opinion 😂 such a big man, i walked in and said wow what a big man! 🤣

Definitely not Gardini

Did you just think of that? You must be a genius, what are you doing in the patreon comments? You should be out there curing cancer.

Art

I swear you guys are reaching rick and morty fan levels of cringe loserdom

Chala

Saw Nate do standup live. It made me very sad.

jon

Fuck you dickhead

jon

Matt is hilarious

Definitely not Gardini

Shane is busy spending all that blood money......no time for the Dawgs.

Edward

I'm sure you're itching to see those toesies. No grown man gives a fuck about another man's feet unless he's licking that shit or has a tiny little penis. I'm sure you have size 14 shoes with the grossest looking mop cock on Earth. Either that or you're 14 years old. I'll hang up and listen.

uncle murmur

Yall are confusing insulation types. Asbestos wouldnt get blown in layers into an attic like nate said. That's cellulose insulation and its comprised of recycled news paper. Dude rolling in it is fine, people do it for a living.

MiiDNiiGHT

It'd be cool if shane gave a fuck about the patreon

Jackson

Science, god, demons, AND aliens. It’s all the same thing.

BoogMode

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? “No” Neither have they

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

Tyler Manuel

Paying for shaneless content is insane

Saint G

We wanted more Shane and Bill! What the fuck is this? Nate and Jack Black for the Paytch?

Jay Savory

I was watching Shane’s live in Austin at work the other day and he mentions cam newton and some ghoul in the audience just screams the Ol’ F-slur.

Dave

You figure it out, I’m gettin outta here

Definitely not Gardini

To quote a deleted comment from someon else......"I would give Matt cancer to have shane on the pod". I think many of us would do same 😂

NewFool

Gnosticism was/is kind of a strategy if you really look at it. Everyone else is believing in some god with particular characteristics, so what better way to criticize that mode of belief with one that constantly says "we are the TRUE ones with knowledge (gnosis)." In very simplified terms it's like the ultimate one-upmanship tactic, where the gnostics can criticize or debunk anything that seems out of line with the other religion(s). Gnostics are all about "We KNOW better" (than you or your god). How are they able to do this? Obviously because no one knows all, and, especially in religion you deal in faith and that faith is not easy to justify (it often just becomes a circular argument). A lot of it had to do with the gnostics rejecting the material world (e.g. the body, the flesh, or anything else in reality, in the real world) was no good and was the reason for your enslavement. Of course this has threads of Platonic idealism and other cults in ancient Greece, like Orphism and the Pythagoras cult - early forms of vegetarian communist hippies. It's different than Hermeticism, but there's so much back and forth with the different views that they're often referred to as gnostic-hermeticism. There's a considerable amount of work where philosophers claim that Hegel and Marx were using aspects of gnosticism and hermeticism. To this day the Woke and other commies use the same tactic (both gnosticism and hermeticism - in this context, gnostics want to destroy the fake world that they've been enslaved in by a false god, while the hermetics believe they can "transform" into their ideal state (which is how they fooled a bunch of idiots into thinking they could trans). But it's also just a built in human interest - this is why so many youtube videos have titles or thumbnails saying "The true meaning of . . ." or "what the (so and so established thought) aren't telling you about . . ." It hooks people in thinking if they don't find out what the real deal is, they'll look foolish, or have been doing the wrong thing for years, or that some deep secret will lead to their dream outcomes. It's mostly bullshit and con-artistry. Also, good cast going deep on Jack Parsons linked below for anyone interested; Dan didn't do the story justice. Secret societies, cults, satan worshipers do all the same gnostic-hermetic bullshit. This is why you find out that all the cult leaders are just bullshitting and invariably fucking their followers (both ways). Both hosts are old goobers, but the info is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hm_oyKw4k

C Bills

I'd love some book summaries...

I.C. Weiner

Has Dan ever worn shoes before? His feet are cocked like a pistol

John

Not to be a whiny bitch, or nothin'... But your paytch is a Shaneless episode? Come on, guys... EDIT: HAHAHA Just kidding, guys! I LOVE paying extra for content that doesn't have THE REASON why we all watch the podcast! hahaha I love all the same slop you guys all do, guys!

Justen Holmes

Paying for matt content feelsgoodman

Cody

Definitely here for the least racist man in Texas avowed white nationalist shaman

Lit_LikeRic

yeah you're being a bitch

Joe Ray

For sure that would be nice

hong kong 3

i thought it was jack black

Chobealobe

Yeah thats exactly what your doing man

BigWave

Nate talking about fuckin as usual

Tom

Less nate more dan

Sam

Stop complaining dawgs. Shane just cooking up some new tires

Luke

Matt stopped following the news and immediately fell for gay and woke narratives. It can happen to anyone. Stay based folks

John

He couldn't spare an hour for the Patreon when they were all already together? Really?

John

What the fuck is wrong with you slop-guzzling faggots?

Beefjerkyman

Usually I’d agree with that but that episode was longer than usual and one of the funniest eps they’ve done in a long time. Hard to top

Egbert Williams

An even better question is why doesn't Matt get on a plane a couple times a month, knock out a couple episodes each time with Shane, Gerbs and whoever else might be around? That would be the four regular eps for the month and then for Patreon Matt could grab anybody at hand. Hell, get Billy and Spud to fly down for a few. They only put out a new War Mode every three or four weeks.

Kevin O'Neill

Lol Edward done got triggered 🤣

Destry Korth

Are you speaking from experience Edward?

Clay Ivy

Shane's actually not even that funny anymore, Matt is way more enjoyable. Unsub if the guy you want to be successful is too successful to make you happy

Justen Holmes

matt's hilarious, i came originally for shane, realized matts the great shaman of our time, and as long as one of the two are there its still always funny, ur prob just trolling but if ur not, while shanes off working on tires and doing the rounds with other pods/making appearances for his other friends, just unsub and just wait lol, dont make em think the rest of us normal idiots have any issues w this by posting 15-20 times in replies

LG

DSG is great but please no more Nate. I’m fine with my subscription going to supporting his talentless unfunny life but he doesn’t need to be featured. Hey Nate, this sentence is for you right before you get on the mic of any podcast come back to this video and listen to DSG at 1:04:34

LG

LOL Edward is Nate

Jacob Woitas

The whole plot of Ark of the covenant is the Germans trying to find it. With the fear her mentioned many times. DSG missed the plot on that one.

Paint

Lot of bitching in here. Shut the fuck up or leave, shane is not going to halt the production of tires because of your incessant whining

Boneszaw

look at that princeton reverb. shaman is the man

Jim Beam

Nate and Germain should switch clothes

francisco castro

Shut up there is clearly a leftist narrative to support immigrants and now the anti ice protesters and won’t stand for my fellow Americans be tricked by misrepresented information

francisco castro

I think he does care about the Patreon but I’m sure he’s just super busy filming tires

Definitely not Gardini

Some of us have alterior motives and enjoy laughing at the bacon, i don't even pay for this account 😂

Jason Keeton

Yall are a bunch of whiny pussies. Mssp for life.

bippitygs

definitely being a whiny bitch

Chevywood916

Yall been lib’n out lately

photikmusic

New WM and paytch every week bro

Dirty McGirty

Damn, thought I saw Shane. 5 min into Patreon (3/1/26). Gonna scroll back to last year I guess to find an ep with “Matt and Shane” Shane…don’t get too cool.