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Hedonic Treadmill Paytch (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-26 23:17:39
Imported:
2026-06

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Ep 600 - HEDONIC TREADMILL PAYTCH

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Comments

Maximus

Blessed be the dawgs

sw

Blessed be thy dogs

Jacob

hello

Malcolm

Matt blessin us

Andy442

Hell yeah

Nathan Keegan

Praise be that I’m a grandfathered poor. $5/mo for slop? In this economy?

Jake Smith

These bitches be gettin too rich or a lil lazy.

BStew502

As I’m on the treadmill

Jake Dunbar

L’marey really is big n black boys, blessed be thy Fridays tgif

Ben

Pretty sweet that Matt has his own little comedy emporium, he’s like Willy Wonka

Dax Clinton

Matt is Elephant graveyard

Unmitigated Girth

Its about time you deliver value to the FUCKIN shareholders

Scottyj24

Come to Lexington Matthew I need to see a live show

DEF

Dave

Holy Christ Gardini is HUGE

Robby Beats

Fat takes and mumbles again how exciting

Robby Beats

At any other price point I'd be furious

Paul Van Natten

God, I’m so tired of hearing Lemerre on this show. Wasn’t he fired from being a producer? Is there no one else Matt can call upon to be a guest?

Jake

Shut up hater

Jake

I’m here for it. Can we stop hating?

KS

Oh ya and the rest of him ain't bad either

Dustin Brown

Shut your bitch ass up, I love story time with papa matt

Jay Dawg

You mean to tell me we get to look and listen to faggot ass fucking Lemaire again this week? Fucking guys a loser.

John

Austin sun does shynith upon us

Garbage is as garbage does.

I was so happy with the YouTube episode and the lack of the turd sandwich. Yet, here he is...again.

Ryan Mcburney

Yeah story time is the best wtf are you talking about

Muke Thomas

Thank Christ I’m a grandfathered poor and not paying $5 to listen to that fat asshole mumble nonsense for an hour every week

500lb jdam dawg

Matt just looks like the dirty stein every time he posts something, had to take a break from making fun of retarded Mark Henry.

Noah chase

Gotta keep the Shane and Lamar balance in check.. more Shane to level out Lamar’s ego. Still love me some Mcucks-diddi tho 🤤🤤🤤

Jeenyus

Was hoping list was going on.

Kyle

SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM

Kobraham28

Cap boys we got some pawgz they just are in the areas you didn’t see

Hector Jr

We don’t want this

Gigglyjiggle

How much money has Lemaire the fat fuck retard costed the boys.. I can’t watch when he’s on and every time I see him want to cancel my membership

NewFool

you are not wrong.

Carson

Berry sucked his dick for crack !

NewFool

gotta believe it's a legit troll from Shane allowing that retarded slob to be anywhere near the casts. I've given Lemaire dozens of legit, open-minded chances back to the old days, now it's just fucking gross that we're subjected to Lemaire's utter lack of any redeeming quality.

Dave

I think Gardini might have eaten Shane

Brady Collins

Lamaire asking “how far is 100meters” followed immediately by telling Matt he could out sprint him 😂😂 classic

Kyle Hardy

Why does everybody hate Shane's sidekick? oh jeepers...

john

Lemaire has a fat roll on his nose. Didn't know that was possible

maison lozano

Lemaire is not funny and produces consistently the worst takes

Ben

what are you, Jewish? Why the fuck do you care about their money lol

Marco Hennebury

I know, I thought I was going to be split in half

Marco Hennebury

Lemaire getting some serious hate 😂 get what you put out big dog

Weston

I immediately went to the comments after hearing that and now I’m here

Batches

Just putting this out there. Human’s biggest threat behind tools is that we used to kill animals by pursuing them for miles/days until they collapsed. We are slow lol. Ffs Matt

Jacob Tower

Please listen to the audience and have actual comedians on the Joe list podcast was great. Nate gardini and Lemair do not carry attention or bounce off you like a proper comedian does. They all have side character energy and not main character energy and it makes it uninteresting

Clay Ivy

Anti Lemaire comments are the same mouth breathers who were commenting 'get phil on the cast' for two years straight. Get over it Shane is friends with him not you, you will never live in the poolhouse retards

X

Thanks for feeding the dawgs

JG

You’re not a true dawg

The militant dawg

Fuck off lemaire you fat retard, you can’t even formulate a sentence.

Clay Ivy

The more Lemaire is on the show the more you pay money to listen to him only soy out and cry

The militant dawg

Because he makes no sense, he can’t formulate a coherent sentence half the time, he literally just saying some random thing then throws the conversation off track, he consistently does this annoying chuckle and now he has a crazy ego. I think that’s it’s but there is definitely more, that’s just off the dome.

The militant dawg

Notice how he will say something and everyone els is like, wait what ? He makes his own inside jokes that no one els gets it’s mad annoying.

The militant dawg

Bet you’re a fat black too I bet you fucking stink you fat fucking turd

Sean A

Those who hate on guard dawg and lemaire are not true dawgs they’ve been here from the jump

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

The militant dawg

Firstly we pay for this secondly who the fuck wants to listen to a retard chuckle for a hour and thirdly are we not allowed to think or ask questions like what kind of fucking retarded thinking is that you fucking absolute mong. Like seriously what a fucking dumb cunt you are.

The militant dawg

More money hahaha it’s 5 a month sybau you fucking dumb fuck I wouldn’t even notice if I pay it or not it’s nothing to me.

Zach

Imagine if we all had lemaires unwarranted confidence

Zeb Wilkins

Bet some white piece of shit, with a gay "white guy name gunna hate"

Zeb Wilkins

Fuck you, you fuckin"different color"guy dont hate on whites, we all have cool as names

Turd Ferguson

Cortes would’ve put a pike through the black man’s eye

Dawg69696969

I wonder if Lemaire reads these.

Wrong Turn Ryan

I never said get Phil on but I’ll beg for no more Lemaire

Wrong Turn Ryan

Like once a year and Lemaire never again.

OG BOB

LAMEEEZY F BABY AND THE F IS FOR FAT!

Chrissie Duckworth

Im unsubscribing after this I really love the show what yall guys are doing but I literally finally broke down and subscribed to the show for literally more shane now coincidentally it just so happen to be at a time when hes been busy with tires or comedy whatever literally seen shane like 2 or 3 times maybe since I subscribed to the patreon if yall start doing something else this just lame bro

William Whateley

Kinda sucks Shane doesn’t care about the pod anymore I know Matt would’ve wanted to do smth fun for ep 600

Dave

I had sex with a girl named Chrissie once and her butthole smelled so bad I had to stop. I ended up telling her before I left and she was really upset with me about it for some reason. I didn’t tell her not to wash her butt or anything, how was it my fault??

tunnel jews

Yeah and they've both fucking sucked from the beginning. Bad opinion on your part fella.

Kyle Pedlow

Its youtube dude. Thats on every TV since 2010

Kyle Pedlow

Yall are wrecking this pod having the fat Chinese black dude on all the time. LAZY AS FUCK

pickedKnows

Too much hate on lemaire and gardini, Matt sucks too!

Gideon Starsgrave

Clay - you suck. Why are you gay? WHY ARE YOU GAY????

Superior360

Brutal listen. Gardini is extra baked and monotone and Lemeez just says Yeah a bunch and laughs at his own yeahs. The fuck are we doing here?

adam gardener

Keep lemaire the fuck out of here.

WruhWro

Always a dude named Kyle or Adam bitching about shit nobody gives a fuck about.

Ash

Royal Bussy is hilarious 😂

Sir Ben Campbell

I'll never complain about Shane not being on ever again if you would just for the love of God keep lemaire off the cast. Fattest beta dumbass.

Jay Dawg

Don’t talk to your father like that. I’ll fuck your mouth like I fuck your mother’s. Get to your room and start stretching.

Jordan

You actually think he can read?

Jordan

Lameez burner account FO SHO!

Jordan

Lamorp burner account stfu plz

Jordan

Whoooo da fook is Lamar?

EJ

is matt too scared to asks the guests to stay for the paytch?

Cullen Bearden

Patreon is the worst app of all time

Richard

Im glad Guard Dawg brought up the "pause" moment by Rogan when Matt was on Joe Rogan's pod 🤣🤣🤣

budbuds

Are you Lemaire?

budbuds

I can't believe Lemaire said he could run faster than Matt dude is so delusional

Michael Wood

Lonesome Dove is the most badass western ever! Check out the movie with Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duvall.

r

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with another history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

Eric Williams

I forget how fucking old lameron is

Ray

Gay

Ralph Peck

Great ep. Thank you boys.

Luke

Who was the country singer?

Grand Mogwai

No they haven't, calling yourself a "true Dawg" is the gayest shit ever, gardini is fine, lemaire has never once been intentionally funny

Jim Beam

Nigga replied to him self 4 times lmaooo

GIRTH BROOKS

Yoo they shouted out my boy Russel Morten that’s crazy!

Jackson

Aliens are 100% real. I hate how most people treat the subject like a joke still…

OG BOB

I’m 6’5 185 with a planet fitness black membership…I’m not a fag

Jake

hahaha keep bitching and moaning, just read a comment u wrote about how it’s only ‘5 a month’ and now you’re crying that ur paying for this podcast. honestly if u don’t like it shut the fuck up and go listen to ‘call her daddy’ or whatever u fags like to listen to hahahaha

Sir Ben Campbell

Right. As a grandfathered poor I don't even listen if I see lemaire is on. I just scroll the comments to read the lemaire hate. Best use of the $1

Kyle Pedlow

Bruv, click YT in the bottom left of video. Now it will be in your YT watch history. You are welcome zoomer

Big Dog

Enough of lemaire goddamn

WruhWro

You thinking about gay ass faggot? Go talk to your father.

Big Dog

Yeah dude he fuckin sucks, get him out of every goddamn ep

Donkeydiccdom

Found the Luis j Gomez burner account

adam gardener

I'll suck your whole fuckin dick

Garrett

Matt never heard of persistence hunting or slow twitch phenotypes and just took bros word we weren’t meant to jog

Jackson Allen

holy shit why all the lemaire hate💀💀💀💀💀