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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers P3 (Patreon)

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RylerRay

Alicia, I'm pretty sure you're playing up the joke, but just in case. It's not like the Ent Wives left, it's more like a, "damn, where did I put my keys again?" kind of thing.

Hakuna

This would be my favorite movie of all time - if the third movie wasn't even better.

Imperial_Lumpia

Alicia: "The 3rd movie is going to br Insane!" Me: " You have No Idea" lol Alicia: "Sam is Such an MVP!" Me: " You have No Idea" lol

Crescent Method

To get an idea of how much love went into crafting the props for this, on the *inside* of Theoden's armor, they embossed the Lore of Rohan and their kings. Something that would never be on film, but the actor said that when he put that on he *felt* like a King

rrrebo

OMG the wait for ROTK is already AGONY! LOVE LOVE LOVE this series and your reactions to it!

Bologna Amputation

LOTR is one of the rare trilogies that gets better each movie. More often they decline or have a slump in the middle, but all three of these are solid.

Nate D.

Damn I forgot how mf’ing hard the ents went

Curin

I hope you realize that after you finish the trilogy, you're going to have to watch it all over again. With the cast commentary.

StorytellerDave

Two Towers is my favorite of the trilogy tbh. The battle of Helms Deep is insanely well made.

Azi

Theoden is not stupid... He KNOWS every negative thing they keep saying BUT WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO? other than keep moral up. This is the one instance where i am probably in the minority here and seeing that Theoden was the correct guy and everyone else is wrong...

Shawn Stetson

I stand by that king theodin was right 90% of the time

Daniel Gonzalez

Who was she im sorry to say she was the singer of the LOTR ED that you sadly deprived yourself of and that's always stuck in my mind hauntingly ever since I heard it I'd buy the movie ost just for that song

hemahemahema

1:09:14 "NATURE FIGHTS BACK BITCH NATURE FIGHTS BACK oh smeagol" The transition lol

hemahemahema

We are gonna need a counter for when Alicia says "We pull up" for Return of the King. Because that one is like "We pull up: The Movie".

Bradley Canning

Theoden i find people misjudge him, his grief overwhelms him after all that he has been through, now a war of reckoning is upon him and all he remembers is broken oaths and needless suffering... theoden is my favourite character in this movie, he gets better. You will learn to love him, just like Boromir who is misunderstood in the beginning.

Perfect Yarn

The large scale fight sequences in the LOTR trilogy are in my opinion the best in all of cinema.

Vik Persson

The slowness of the Ents reminds me of a story about a director who wanted to film a documentary about a group of Carthusian monks in a monastery high in the French Alps. Philip Gröning proposed the idea for the film to the monks in 1984, but the Carthusians said they wanted time to think about it. They responded to him 16 years later to say they were willing to permit him to shoot the movie if he was still interested. The movie was called "Into Great Silence" (2005)

Beolith

I've always understood Smeagol was innocence and Gollum was corruption, but I've never particularly felt for Smeagol until today. Seeing the soldiers hurt Smeagol and the feeling of betrayal he felt got to me in a way it never has before.

Vik Persson

Consider that "The Lord of the Rings" was written between 1937 and 1949. Think about the single biggest world event of those years and then rewatch Sam's speech about the great stories near the end in that context.

Faroth

LotR was tolkien writting about the WW in africa and how the industrialism changed the world there

Cyrill Attakpah

its so sad when elves go into war .. imagine being 20 or 30 and dying in war when you could have lived 5000 more years?

DocteurNS

1:08:07 Treebeard: My business is with Isengard tonight... with rock and stone. Me: ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!! ...ah, sorry. Wrong game... movie... yes.

Seth

Genuinely, the call to arms with the Ents and their fight has always been my favorite moment or at least like top three favorite moments in the entire trilogy. It has less action than any action scene easily, everything is so slow, and clunky, but it just has so much feeling behind it, it is quite literally the waking of the sleeping giant trope and it is done so well.

HornHero

I cannot WAIT for Return of the King. A masterclass of a trilogy

Lazy Swordsman

Maybe my favourite reaction to a show you've done so far, I just hope we don't have to wait weeks for Return of the King. One of the few trilogies where it gets better with each episode!

James S

Fun fact about the battle: the battering ram they made for attacking the gate was basically the real thing that required a dozen plus guys to pick it up and move it. The plan was for them to actually break down the gate with it so that they would be able to get shots of the gate actually breaking down under the assault and incorporate it into the movie. Except... someone at the art department saw the huge and heavy AF battering ram and thought to themselves "Oh crap, the door I'm building has to stand up to that? Better make sure it's really strong" and built the door so reinforced that the battering ram and the dozen muscular stunt guys swinging it around couldn't even put a scratch in the door. There's a pretty funny behind the scenes bit with the Uruk stuntmen, director Peter Jackson, and some others talking about it. See here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ythOGwYRnDA

Moku

So this isn't really covered within the trilogy of Lord of the Rings, nor in the Hobbit, but it's expanded on further by other official sources. The difference between the Ents and the Entwives is that the Entwives were smaller, and preferred to care for smaller plants and gardens, whereas the Ents preferred larger plants and forests. Due to this, the Entwives were gathered in one general area, while the Ents were more spread out and less concentrated. During Sauron's reign, that area, and the gardens of the Entwives, were scorched and destroyed, and no survivors were found. It was hoped that some of the wives managed to flee, but no matter how far they searched, not one was found. The Ents searched for a long time, so long that they forgot what the Entwives even looked like, but they never gave up hope on finding survivors. This hope rooted itself into their minds as the belief that the wives weren't gone, just lost, to be found again one day. They didn't leave, the implication is that they are all dead, and the Ents are in denial and cannot accept their loss.

Randomocity732

One thing id point out is that Both Gandalf the White and Elrond, with all their knowledge and visions, miss the fact that Sam is with Frodo. they both say "A single-or-lone Hobbit". even Gandalf is surprised when Aragorn corrects him.

ShreddedNinja

I'd say Lips of an Angel is more about the person you loved dying and you moved on but still have feelings for them for multiple reasons. 1. The title, lips of an angel, 2. In the video all the memories are in black and white, 3. It ends the exact way it starts like it never actually happened.

JRWins

Sadly it’s been implied in the books that Sauron is responsible for the disappearance of the Entwives.

Randomocity732

Watch the Hobbit Trilogy if you want, but please PLEASE do not watch Rings of Power, It is Lord of Ring Gollum Game levels of bad.

Randomocity732

28:26 That is what I LOVE about reactions, people having genuine reactions. don't force yourself to always have something to say, let the emotion flow through you because that IS your reaction.

Meddaya

Sam's speech is my favorite movie speech of all time. It always brings tears into my eyes. Because it's not just about the movie or the moment they are in. That speech applies to everything, everywhere, and everyone. These movies are my comfort films, and that speech hits me in the heart, especially when times are hard. During quarantine, I watched a marathon of these movies extended. I sobbed to say the least.

MaddMind

Honestly I'm not sure anyone can watch these movies and not come out of them thinking Sam is the MVP.

Fobbles

As Jarl Balgruuf once said “WOMAN IM LOOOOOOOoooard of the ring! Holla if you need me. Holla if you need me.”

Ranginald Vagel

How did Aragorn blow a 17-2 lead, major choke tbh

jdoggivjc

The Ent bros got eNTRed.

Dwain Kowalske

One thing that I love but that I'm afraid you missed (as you didn't comment on it) is the brilliant use of leitmotifs. Major factions, kingdoms, and even individual characters have their own musical motif that plays when featured. My favorite is in the third movie, and you'll know when it shows up, but all of them are so good. This particular movie's main theme I think belongs to Rohan, and it's the gorgeous string that plays when Eowyn is first seeing our main characters approach the city.

Rexericus Fred

Sooo... since Alicia is basically doing a LOTR extended marathon... does that mean she'll also watch all the bonus material? I'd love that...

scalien

Alicia needs a little robot like Ironmouse. Then she can go to conventions.

NP

At the end when you asked who is “her” all I can say is you really don’t wanna know 🙃 Gollum has some scary plans in store.

Yurei Okami

Since I've become an adult, Sam's speech never fails to make me tear up. It's like he said, LotR is one of those stories that stick with you even when you're to young to understand, then truly grab you when you are old enough to. It's one of the things I think when it's all going bad: When everything is going to shit, and nothing seems right, a good reason to keep trying is to fight for the good there is still. We never always can see it, but it's there. This movie made me believe that : )

Dale Cooper

This is my favorite of the trilogy. I did get to see the third one in the theaters in the winter and it's not slouch. Each movie did something well and honestly all hold up considering when they came out. I do agree Legolas getting on the horse during the warg scene is pretty bad by today's standards, but all the rest is great.

Ben Gross

Oh my god, you talking about them oinking, they short, and they black, NIGLETS!!! 😂😂😂

Michael Derryberry (Marusame)

Im not used to watching the extended edition, for instance, you never learn of aragorns age and that hes 87 in the regular one, and the ent talking sequence is like a few minutes longer. Its such a different experience.

Patrick McIntyre

Wow it's a little crazy that alicia quoted lips of an angle right as the valar are mentioned on screen for the first time

RedRam-Ipsen

The tragic thing about Faramir and Boromir was that Faramir was the one that was truly meant to travel to Rivendell and not Boromir... Faramir had received several visions by either the Valar or Eru (the creators and gods of Middle-Earth) about him going to Rivendell But Denethor refused to let him go and eventually sent Boromir instead.

Silver Blade

7:00 I mean looking at "immortal and mortal" love - you have to consider... it's like if one of your kids say - "I love this dog so gods damn much - when it dies I'll die" ... except for humans and dogs it's like a 7 times thing while elves CAN live forever and humans, even dunedain get 100-200 years. let's say Arwen would live as long as her father - who is at least 3100 years old... choosing to live and love for 1/30th of your lifespan? (in middle earth since elves migrate to "the afterlife") if that's not some teenage love drama I don't know what is, and a parent would discourage that

LordVed

Elrond’s brother in The Lord of the Rings and Tolkien’s legendarium is Elros Tar-Minyatur, also known as Elerossë in Quenya. Elros and Elrond were twin half-elven sons of Eärendil and Elwing, born in the Havens of Sirion during the First Age. When the Sons of Fëanor (Feanor is the Eldest Son of the High Elven High King of Valinor, and Uncle to Galadriel) attacked the havens to recover the Silmaril, Elwing cast herself into the sea, taking the Silmaril with her. Elros and Elrond were captured by Maglor and Maedhros, who took pity on them and raised them. At the end of the First Age, the Valar gave the two brothers the choice of whether to live as Elves or Men. Elrond chose to remain with the Elves, while Elros chose the Gift of Men, becoming mortal but granted a long life by the Valar. Elros became the first King of Númenor, founding the royal line that would later include Aragorn II, the King of Gondor. He ruled for 410 years, from age 90 until his death at 500. In short, Elros is Elrond’s twin brother, the mortal king who established the kingdom of Númenor, while Elrond remained an Elf-king in Rivendell. This would make Aragorn's elf baddie is own great great great great great great great great grand aunt. So there's that.