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Episode 487 - Dick on Black Krang (Patreon)

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2025-12-01 02:20:50
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2026-06
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What I want for Christmas, Black Krang, the day the screaming stopped, a woman soldier gets killed, Tucker Carlson says a slur on television, wearing a Santa shirt to go see Santa, eating ice, gay venom, dancing in horse poop in America, underage drinking, rinsing your turkey, and the true story of Thanksgiving; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Doug in OK

Sorry fellas, I heard a different take on the "cotton-picking" thing. It's likely not an expression due to race, but more specifically the cotton itself. From what I understand, the act of picking cotton correctly is an awfully bothersome, tedious chore with not a whole lot of reward for the effort of picking by hand. If someone has an older Southern relative, they may know. So when someone uses the phrase "Now you wait one cotton-picking minute", they're describing a very aggravating and long stupid minute. "Cotton-picking" = adjective, similar to "tiresome" Or it's the race thing. idk i'm tired

Kaed

I missed the Johnny Horror Show

Data

Silmarillion is the name you were looking for. Quirk chungus for nerds is how it must feel to be an injun and see an ugly chick dress up as a shitty Chieftain costume while she sings some bastardized version of Pocahontas. We need to bring back shaming women for acting like children, and being fat.

Metal Donut

Jesus Christ, hope that dude at the end is okay. I paused the episode because I thought it was going to end with a loud bang.

Stylonuum

The Starbies lady is doing a bit; one of the old classic ragebait videos. Sorry fellas 🥀

Renegade Priest

"A slaughter of fat crows" was brilliant.

Bridget Gonzalez

I feel obligated to defend my profession because I love what I do, but yeah, dealing with CVS sucks. God forbid you have to call one that has an unbypassable phone tree if you need to speak to someone. The decisions that get made on a corporate level are retarded and they are never adequately staffed to fill prescriptions safely. Plus, the general public treats pharmacy like fast food. Way more drugs than options of cheeseburger and forgetting pickles on a burger won't kill you. Other issue is that we allow ourselves to be doormats for the corporations and the state boards are all in bed with the corporations. Plus the insurance companies owned by pharmacies and vice versa. CVS is one such case. Sorry, long, just want a little more respect for my doctorate and profession.

Moof

been dealing with someone in my apartment complex with a smoke alarm beeping for 3 weeks. my notes are worthless, and i can’t figure out which door it’s behind. gotta love houston

Scott Nelson

You really can’t find most/any of what an American evangelical Christian believes in the Bible. All of what they believe is eisegesis

David Friesner

Liking Johnny more every episode. He was also great on WATP.

Ben

More racist Sean is really growing on me now. If he comes in with a swastika armband I think I'll be all the way there.

The Gentleman Sausage

Maddox staring forlornly at the camera for 90 minutes in silence only to finally utter but a single word: raped

Necro C

I'll take one for the team and impregnate that crazy woman with the dolls

HuMeme

Yet another outstanding submission by Johnny Rocket. The voice work is crystal clear, clean and sounds fully human, more so than its actual human origin. I hope to god that he finds a way and some time in his busy schedule of actually delivering his fully finished comics to entertain the idea of recreating Bananadox and Oxmad.

Josh

"Balling it up" made me almost crash my car.

PopQuiz

N word on the moon is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time. Good job Johnny.

Doug in OK

I have since confirmed with my 91 y/o grandmother that picking cotton is terrible.

415 nick

The Starbucks chungus made me want to kill myself

zero421

Hard not to feel bad for these doll children people

The Gentleman Sausage

Looks like old Brandon crossed his eyes, but he never dotted his T's :D