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Once In A Lifetime #29 "Hot Frosty" (2024) (Patreon)

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2025-12-11 10:00:05
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On our holiday-times edition of our Lifetime Movie (and Lifetime Movie-adjacent) recap show, we're heading to the Land of Tudum to check in on Netflix's holiday rom-com/body horror classic, Hot Frosty!

Doesn't a 'hot frosty' sound like an obscene sex act you'd hear the older kids talking about at the back of the school bus? How has Lacey's character not fallen to her death with that HUGE HOLE in the staircase? Is this film connected to a larger, Christmastime Netflix universe? Why is Nosferatu (1922) being broadcast on television three days before Christmas? How obnoxious is this Craig Robinson sheriff character? And where did Lauren Holly find all those horny neighborhood ladies? PLUS: Unsurprisingly, much conversation around how this snowman abomination mates!

Hot Frosty stars Lacy Chabert, Dustin Milligan, Joe Lo Truglio, Katy Mixon Greer, Lauren Holly, Chrishell Stause, and Craig Robinson as Sheriff Hunter; directed by Jerry Ciccoritti.

We hope you are enjoying Once In A Lifetime, our bi-monthly (every-other month) WHM podcast where we watch some outrageous Lifetime (and Lifetime-adjacent) movies and attempts to sift through the madness within!Thanks so much for supporting We Hate Movies on Patreon! We know you have a lot of podcast-related listening options and we're grateful you chose to spend some time with us. Please be sure to spread the word! Your support is what keeps this train moving!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Tim O'

I have crossed oceans of time to find this episode ⛄️

Tim O'

Less than two minutes in and we're discussing the nature of Hot Frosty's cum. We're right on schedule.

Eren Keskin

I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?

Leesha Olivier

I watched this movie a couple of days ago. It did nothing to help my concussion.

Tony King

Im only about half an hour into this but it's already one of my favourite episodes! Eric in particular is on absolute top form! 😆

HockeenightsCT

For more information on Italian Canadians check out the 2018 docudrama Little Italy starring Hayden Christiansen and Emma Roberts

MarkNM

RIP that bandaid right off.

Truck McGuffin

Next year's Christmas movie: Eric Roberts in A Joint Custody Christmas.

Patrick caddy

His thick seed would be like chewing crushed hospital ice

Matt

GOOD LORD I haven't even had a coffee yet lol

Sarah Wolf

Frosty has no SSN??? He’s an illegal alien; I’m gonna go call ICE.

Jason

See I was thinking it'd be like what our Mid-Atlantic folks call "wudder ice."

Tim O'

Oh my God, it's real. Look at that poster...

Emil Svensson

Check out Pop Culture Detective's video Born Sexy Yesterday on YouTube if you want a deep dive into the (thankfully mainly 80s and 90s) trend of child-level minds in sexualised adult bodies.

Emil Svensson

On the topic of Andrew's take that Susan sleeping with Josh in Big being somehow different than Hot Frosty.... I don't know man, there's no way you can speak to someone with the mind of a child and not realise it within the first two minutes. She's getting the side eye from me.

Dan Hillen

Don't look up Jenna elfman election posts

Sarah Wolf

I’ve just had my coffee, and between hearing about Slushee Cum and Eric saying clit, my coffee is about to reappear.

James

Eric Szyszka: Family friendly comedian

MarkNM

"The MANSON family." (Ed McMahon guffaws)

MarkNM

The gender swapped version of this would be an A24 horror movie.

Busiris

The perfect example of an episode where I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER to not listen to it in public (thankfully with headphones, but still), lmao.

Hard To Gwil

That police sketch looks like Chris D'Elia

Emil Svensson

All I know is that she's a scientologist, and she doesn't have the excuse of being born into it. Now that I think of it, I'm morbidly curious as to how scientology affects one's election takes...

Lar

First thing I saw when I woke up this morning was the notification for this episode, which really made my day.

johnny stocker

'Hey babe, we're out of ice. Can you rub one out in my Coke real quick? It's getting a bit warm.'

Odin Blaine

Is a hot frosty when the girl takes a big swig of hot chocolate and then blows you?

Mike Kling

Have you done Jack Frost 1997 yet?

Convincing John

ok so what if Freddy Krueger started life as a Hot Frosty situation. He was a hot snowman, got brought to life, became a janitor at a middle school, killed some kids, and then the parents threw him into the boiler. Because he's a snowman.

Emil Svensson

The 1997 Shannon Elizabeth horror comedy is Sleaze 3, while the 1998 Michael Keaton version is WHM episode 37, both available in the free RSS feed WHM Archives.

Todd B

Eric's ruminating on snowman sex and the fluids therein gave me an itch to go back to the ol' Side Order of Sleaze on the Jack Frost horror movie. A welcome bonus to an already enjoyable OiaL

D Arthur

Wow no it’s when a guy eats you out in fresh snow so well you inadvertently make a snow angel

D Arthur

Agreed, corrupting the innocent isn’t hot imo, but it’s a fantasy for a lot of ppl. Within that context better a weird magic snowman vs your step-whatever 😩

D Arthur

Jack was from some Opus Dei Catholic orphanage which would explain why these old people and THE SCHOOL just look the other way

johnny stocker

Oh wow, I had no idea that was in the vault. Was definitely a boozy VHS watch for me and some buddies back in 1990-something. It had the VHS cover art where the picture would change as you tilted it into the light differently!

Dan sulin

To be clear. On The Great American family channel. When the guy sees the lady in the pretty dress. That dress is a floor length tradwife number that flatters nothing and he says “Wow, I can’t wait to court you for the appropriate amount of time before we then get married and sire 15 children”

Vicky I

I rarely react to episodes outside of laughing but Eric's "rubbing on the couch" elicited a loud "oh my god" from me to absolutely nobody

HockeenightsCT

It’s set in Toronto and features a romantic subplot between Danny Aiello and Andrea Martin

Mark D Myers

Speaking of sexy Michael Myers they made a statue of Michael as a anime lady. The same company made ones of ash Williams, pin head, penny wise, chucky , bride of chucky Edward scissors hands, Freddy and Jason.

Rhea

I think if you asked the 1st AD to be in the prop photo they’d kill you on the spot.

chris pike

The Bishop’s Wife (1947) stars Cary Grant, and Loretta Young and is a top-tier Christmas movie.

Tim O'

Danny Aiello's in it? Anakin Skywalker AND the chiropractor from Jacob's Ladder? Shit, now I might have to watch it

James Richie

So wait… there’s a “cross state lines” back alley peanut butter expo where you don’t need a license to buy? I gotta know more about this.

Meggy

Eric coming in hot with the unhinged remarks this episode hahahaha

Pete Lawson

The bawdy-saucy-couch discussion already iconic in this household. Fabulous ep!

Tekamul

Ok, 2 things from the movie that confused the hell out of me. What is going on with the classic cars all over town, and WTH is with Craig Robinson's 2005 flip phone? Time vortex

Tala Hobballah

"There needs to he romantic rival." A guy losing out to a sentient snowman, there's our movie suicide!