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On this month's Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about the genocidal madman that Luke Skywalker admitted into his Jedi Academy, Kyp Durron!

Growing up on a raft city on a giant water planet, Kyp's family was sent to toil in the spice mines while his brother was indoctrinated into the Imperial ranks. His parents were quickly murdered in prison by some inmates in league with the warden. Orphaned, he partnered with an old lady Jedi who taught him what she could until he left her to rot in jail while he went off with Han Solo and Chewbacca in an escape, later joining Luke's Jedi Academy. He also would go on to use a Death Star laser to destroy a whole planet, killing billions including his own brother, among other nefarious acts, and was never punished for it! Way to go, Luke, you raised a Sith Lord!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of Star Wars characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!

Thank you for being so incredible and continuing to support this weird, wild adventure we're on! You make this all possible! We know you have lots of options when choosing which pods you listen to and we very much appreciate you carving out some time for us!

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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WarOfTheBees

I've been pronouncing it "Dick Durbin"

Dan sulin

I read these terrible books and I need to clarify that the Sun Crusher does not have a Death Star super laser. It has torpedos that blow up suns. It’s completely different!!! But also stupid

TJ Guiney

luke, I’m going to go ahead and say that if someone got possessed by a dark lord of the sith and proceeded to kill billions with the empire’s latest stupid superweapon, they at bare minimum shouldn’t be allowed to be a jedi master. what the fuck man

Jason

Luke is just doing his Star Wars equivalent of that Love After Lockup show

Zora McBride

Hell yeah, remember this kid from the Jedi Academy trilogy as a young 'n I do! I can't wait to drink these two tall glasses of water--yeah, two, i said it! :P--and have yous guys reorient my memories to the proper proportions (a la when I listened to the Butterfly Effect ep and was corrected from my errant youthful adoration.) Love you guys so much, have a great time in LA, stay safe out there. Erick, any chance of a BIOOS return now that we know for a fact the worst of the worst is all true? Get set to wear the blue!

Felipe Sobreiro

"The Belt Game"?! I think that's how Darth Carradine was defeated

Felipe Sobreiro

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy!

Zander Stevens

Please Please Please play the entirety of the Unsolved Mysteries "Update" everytime! Hearing just the first 5-10 seconds of it had me in tears laughing so hard while on the freeway. You guys are seriously the best and I can't wait to see you this Sunday in LA!

Brent Cowan

Extended Universe Luke seems like a total herb.

Stewart Moncure

This is what happens when you lower the Jedi recruitment standards to “did you not genocide people this week?”.

Savannah Habern

Really funny listening back on this when they are indeed working a convention in August!