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Hey gang! Hope everyone had a fantastic weekend! Shout-out to folks who attended our raucous show at the Hollywood Improv last night! We love playing Los Angeles and you all showed up in style for us! Thanks so much! Okay, real fun week in the WHMu coming up, so let's see what's cooking:

First up tomorrow, it's the final week of "White Guy Karate" Month and the final WHM episode of the month is a total banger: that's right, we're talking about Steven Seagal in Out for Justice! If you haven't seen it, we recommend checking it out before listening because wowza, it is a wild film! The William Forsythe performance alone is worth the price of the rental! Anyway, you can hear us mock Seagal endlessly on here commercial-free at the $8 tier & up!

Then on Thursday, we're releasing the February edition of our Star Trek chat show, The Nexus! We're back to regularly scheduled programming where we'll be talking about the TOS TAS episode, "The Jihad," where Kirk and Spock team up with other scientists to help prevent a holy war, and the TNG episode, "Darmok," where Picard has to figure out how to communicate with these Gleep Glops that only speak in metaphors! You can get in on all the Trek glory on here at the $8 tier & up!

And finally on Friday, we officially bring "White Guy Karate" Month to a close with our latest syncable commentary, it's the Kickboxermentary! That's right, we're talking over the JCVD classic from 1989 where he enters a kickboxing tournament to avenge his brother who was crippled in the ring by the film's Big Bad. Yes, this is the film where JCVD does the insane, coked-out dance that's been beautifully meme'd into oblivion. Watch along with us or just listen in, but either way, you can snag this track on here at the $8 tier & up!

That'll do it for the week, gang! We hope your Monday is starting off all right and that the shows we drop this week can provide some much-needed levity as we cruise toward the weekend.

As always, we thank y'all so much for continuing to be the kick-ass Patreon supporter that you all are. Remember, next week kicks off Listener Request Month, an entire month programmed by y'all!

Until then,

Andrew, Chris, Eric & SteveWe Hate Movies

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Donovan Stole

Any WHM week that has sheer and literal scum of the earth grifting losers like Segal featured is an epic week, in my book.

Rose Esposito

For the sake of the bit I *did* check -- and no, I can't find any fanfiction for Out for Justice, slash or otherwise. Which is good, bc no one should fuck Seagal ever.

Paul

On the next episode of The Nexus: “Look, man, I don’t know what you’re saying. Dharmal and Jalad at Tanagra? I don’t know those guys. I’ve never been to Tanagra!” -Capt. Picard

Benjamin Midkiff

Can I say how much I've thoroughly enjoyed White Guy Karate Month? It's been a blast! Right up there with Snipesgiving! Please don't let this be the last one!

Wesley

I LOVE Out For Justice so much. So happy we can knock another "classic" Seagal film off the list. I think all that's left is Above the Law and Marked for Death.

Busiris

Very much looking forward to the Kickboxermentary at the end of the week!! I'm someone who has typically loved every theme month done on WHM but White Guy Karate Month may actually be one of my absolute favorites, a REALLY fun selection of movies and I humbly thank the WHM boys for doing it. 💞

DMAC

Is it the movie where he pretty much kills a bar full of people with a cue ball wrapped in a towel?