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.Pirates. of. .The. .Caribbean. 2 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-16 02:31:02
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2025-03-18 06:03:04
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Enma

Yo let’s gooo

Fleshtotem

i knew checking patreon was gonna be worth

Shadow

Keira Knightley 🙌😍

Kj

Just finished work, cheers for the upload guys!

Seth Aasland

Personally I think Cannon would have to be the best pirate, it’s in his name ya know?

CoLdBITeR
>>167913099

Not a pirate, cannons are tools used by pirates. If Cannon was on a pirate ship, he would the the one mopping the floors.

CoLdBITeR

Wooo, I was sad when I didn't see it up earlier. Glad it's here 🐐

Niffol

Top 5 Gek Pirates. Sorry for misspelled names. 1. McCay. He and Brigg both appreciate the bloodsport it seems. Him More. He'd be notorious for killing his enemies if their voices annoyed him. 2. Brigg doesn faint at the action. passes the vibe check. But he's got more Privateer aura. 3. Jack. Would forget he is a pirate. 4. Cannon. 5. Carter. come on. If we counted the gek gals some of them would be better pirates than Carter lololol

TheSauceGuy

I was just starting my statistics homework and saw this

Fujiie

Kinda off topic but yall should watch Adolescence on netflix just finished watching it only 4 episodes but damn it was so good 😮‍💨

Jacob

Lets go! In the middle of watching the first one reaction lmao, made me want to go play AC Black Flag, come back and see this! Really underrated movies. First 3 are amazing!

Nic_

No kidding davy jones is literally top 5 greatest villains ever made imo, bros backstory and development is crazy.

Zipzzty

PEAK IS HERE

CoLdBITeR
>>167913099

You were the one who said he be a pirate because of his name 😂 similar to someone naming their kid hunter in hopes they grow up to be one.

Seth Aasland
>>167913099

Yeah bc he asked who *among* the Geks would be the best pirate 😂 did you just not watch that part and skip right to the reaction? Lmao

CoLdBITeR

I'd say Jack would be the best pirate because he can be down right diabolical.

GreetswithJudgement

Best pirate? This is considering y’all have no choice but to be in this life and you’ve been in it for awhile so you had to adapt…therefore Brig-Captain for sure. I think he’d embrace the hell out of it. McKay-It’s his world, y’all just living in it…the villain clearly Jack-He’d be the accountant on board, keeping charge of the maintenance and supplies Carter-He’d either be a really good sailing master or he’d be scrubbing the decks. Cannon-Ah, Cannon…just a prisoner to keep around. Maybe a cook. Let’s be so for real, he’s a slave.

GreetswithJudgement

“Is she going to get married. To me. Is she waiting for me.” Cannon is out of control

DAI

I still remember when this movie series came out I was junior high/high schooler and fell in love with Kiera and ever since she is my muse.

Qhoa

W

Gobbo

Best movie out of the series, truly iconic

Niffol

Oh. Davey Jones actor is the Minister of Magic in later Potter movies. Scrimger or something.

Seth Aasland

The song Davy Jones plays never fails to bring chills

A_Daddy Daichi

This is my favorite one!!! Can’t wait to watch!

Aïda

exciting for the next one !! :)

Seth Aasland

@1:56:59 Elizabeth pulling a Darth Sidious iykyk

7thdilemma

You guys might not see it again what with there being so many comments, and it doesn't really matter all that much after the first film, but.. Port Royal is a British colony located in Jamaica. That's why they were able to get to Tortuga so quickly in first film.

CoLdBITeR

I loved the first but actually I liked the second and third more. It reminded me of the shenanigans that the straw hats go through, but with a more realistic feel.

TheSauceGuy

McKay looks the most like a pirate to me, but idk if that'd make him the best lol.

CoLdBITeR
>>167913099

He asked so you chose him? I said you picked Cannon solely for his name. I'm aware of that Cannon asked the question, did you forget what you initially wrote mate?

TheSauceGuy

Brig, were you talking about the Reaper Leviathan from Subnautica?

Hueki Yuuki

Some of my most favorite movies of all time.

Alannah Caldwell

Yay, I'm glad you're going to watch 4 & 5. In my opinion both are still good (maybe not as great as the 1st 3) and most of the "hate" is just because certain characters are not in them

Patriicia

Guys Im confused. I figured Cannon and Carter havent seen these movies but what about the rest?

jblakk

Oh yeah about the monkey, yall missed a post credit scene where the monkey takes a piece of the gold and becomes cursed again in the first one. Its like a jumpscare scene. I think it was the first post credit scene I ever seen even before the mcu. Either that or it was harry potter lol

Marine Piece!!!

Just a random question, Geks, but have you watched the Andor series from Star Wars? And will you be reacting to season 2 when it comes out? If you haven’t seen it, it’s actually really good and feels like Star Wars written great.

jblakk

HOLY CRAP at the 56 min mark they show barbosa early. I NEVER knew this in 20 years. Insane.

Amira

Yesss I’ve been waiting for this one!!!! I’ve had so much fun rewatching it🥹

FallinSon76

Saying this movie is more kid friendly is crazy to me lol

Patriicia

Those 2 guys. One without the eye. they are so gross 😂😂😂 I vividly remember how disgusted I was as a 10 year-old 😂

Patriicia

Duuude I was just eating when the scene how jack is eating the toenail was happening 😂

Chad Jordan

I love this series! Its so fun, but the quality is top notch. At the time of release, Dead Man's Chest was the highest budget film ever made @ $225M. It ended up grossing over $1B in box office.

khalxeesi

cant wait for the next one, it has my favorite piece of 'pirates' music ever!

chloe s.

This is my favorite pirates movie let's goooo

JeanJean
>>167916129

True. And up till not so long ago people considered it the worst of the trilogy. Never understood that.

jrnoodles

Thanks Geks! I think Mckay would be the best pirate, he's so quiet he's got to hide a crazy side to him. Maybe the piracy would be a great outlet to that. Lol. Also, crazy that some people told you to not bother with the fourth and the fifth movie. Just wild.

Sasha

Cannon wants to marry Elizabeth Swan🤭

Abigail. O

Hunger games Armageddon Pearl Harbor Saving private Ryan next!

Brix

day 11 of commenting until they unlock Breaking Bad S2E3 for legacy Tier Members

Nick P

the dave blunts lyrics in the beginning haha

GBuckets

This the Fishman Arc on one piece

Goat

McCay would be the best pirate. Bro laughs at the sight of violence and doesn't get scared easily. Carter and Cannon are too grossed out by dirt and filthy rum to be pirates lol not sure about Jack and Brig

Daniella

Davy Jones' ost gives me chils every time i love his lore so much

JeanJean

Sometimes more is less, but in the case of this movie I think more was just more. The crazy stunts was just the movie playing on the strengths of the first one and just turning it up a notch or two, and in my opinion it was for the better. More physical comedy, more adventures, more threats, more characters, just more of the good stuf we already had in the first one. Yes it used to be kinda the consensus that the first one was the best and that the sequels ranged from just ok to bad, but in recent years the second and third movie have gained much more praise and respect, even when compared to the first one. I think it's because seeing genuinely entertaining characters, believable CGI and SFX, well made costumes and settings that make for a believable world has become such a rare thing these days, so it's what people yearn for and are happy find in older 2000s movies. And honestly, even looking back at the critics back then, what people criticized the movie for felt really nitpicky. Yes Jack Sparrow isn't as witty or the pacing is weird and it's more chaotic overall but those are minor things that really do not affect much of the overall enjoyment.

Sasha

Lmao. Cannon said "who is that" when it was literally Jack the Monkey

LuvStarburst

I love these movies even the ones after the 3rd.i just enjoy entertainment.

LuvStarburst

Fyi the end credit scene shows jack the monkey taking a gold medallion out of the Aztec chest in the first movie.

Sasha

1:16:07 "I can't imagine getting whipped by a real whip" 🤨 now what would this mean🧐🤨

V

can't wait for the next one

I.S

Pretty sure the monkey stole back a piece of the cursed gold in an after credit scene in the 1st movie. That's why he's still undead.

adabooo

PEAK NOSTALGIA 😭 i agree this movie is really hard to rate as a standalone piece since it's just part 1, but the lore is really so interesting. I think I prefer 1 a bit more still

bondbond53

This and the first movie are such fond memories for me because I used to watch them on the coach when I was going to summer camp with my aunt's swimming club in Bulgaria when I was 10. It was always on the coach TV late at night as we were driving through Europe, going through various customs. Half of the bus asleep, half watching so the sound was half volume and I remember going in and out of sleep myself. The night and the vibe all added to the atmosphere. My aunt passed away last year but she's always going to be such a big part of my childhood with the various trips we made and these movies are such a reminder of that

Anton Sakshaug

The third one is just the best ngl, love it so much

Arctic_stark

This is the kind of movie that Hollywood just cant make anymore for some reason. It does great world building, all characters have individual arcs and growth, there is a sense of adventure throughout. So well-acted throughout, Depp obviously is the standout but all the other actors are also so good. The movie is also beautifully shot, so many gorgeous scenes that could be a portrait on a wall.

Josh Hargrave

I'm 28 and I thoroughly enjoy the cartoonish moments 🤷🏾‍♂️

Kite

Papaya hate will not be tolerated

Mysterious Figure

McKay and Brig would be the best pirates NO CONTEST - by a MILE. Also, McKay is just always The Captain in every version of the multiverse with Brig being his first mate - and what a first mate he is - that guy would give his life for The Cap any day. Carter would be a failed pirate in every version of the multiverse because of his overwhelming wholesomeness. The captain of course always ignores his every good advice and with the classic satisfied McKay grin on his face. Jack and Cannon would be deck servants to scrub the decks and would be the first to get any disease, and probably be the first to get killed off if it was an actual movie, but they are the best comic relief characters and everyone cries when they die. 😭😭 Im sorry boys, its just how you got cast in my script. I love you all still! ❤️❤️

Guy

In med school, our neurology professor said that the reason Jack Sparrow sways when walking is likely because he has something called "tabes dorsalis", which is from damage to the spinal cord causing an unsteady gate and a loss of position sense. It's also a late-stage complication of untreated syphilis

TheSauceGuy

It's a good thing these films are in English, because the subtitles are so bad lol.

Zess
>>167949455

They got 3 more pirates to finish before then lol

Zess
>>168003034

LOL that's hilarious if they went that far with it

TheSauceGuy

It's been sooooo long since I've seen these movies. Sometimes I see a certain scene and remember the Lego game level based around it MORE than the actual scene from the film lol.

A_Daddy Daichi

It’s so interesting because growing up, the kraken scenes used to scare me and stress me tf out lmao but it’s been yearssss since I’ve watched this and it was not that stressful haha

Kim555

Yall need to react to The Substance cause it would lowkey be fun to see Carter lose his shit

rr bhdz

blue bayou!

rr bhdz

probably the best work of cgi... ever. it is sad that most of the new stuff can't compare to this film. Miss the old Disnay that wasn't afraid to break new barriers. I love this film, not only because what it represents, but also beacause of its exremely high quality.

Caleb

Number 3 imo is arguably the best of the 3, very close to number 1, its the most epic of the 3 and just brings it all to a perfect ending, cant wait

Sasha

1:34:00 this whole reaction is about how in love Cannon is with Elizabeth or Keira

A_Daddy Daichi
>>168016394

Yeah I’ve had a lot going on the past few months. Starting to get back into the comments!

Sasha

This movie is so much better than the first one because of the new cool characters, interesting storyline, better impact points and last but not least way less of those corny one liners.

Sasha
>>168031392

Haven't seen that one but it would be interesting how the reactions to a real horror movie would be.

Sasha
>>168016394

I have watched these movies way too much that mostly they are just goofy to me unlike with the first maybe two watches they were so epic and had those scary moments. Still it's a good watch. And nice to see Daddy after the Haikyuu reactions.

Ron Jackson Jr
>>168089897

i did like the undead part where they all turn into skeletons and being immortal that part was cool

Sasha
>>168089897

Yeah that was cool. It's not like the first one is bad at all but I do think it's weird how they all agree 1st one is way better

March Natapat

Did you guys notice the lockets ;)

Jenny D

These movies are always fun. Yeah, it has more humor, but I think that made it better. I liked the characters and lot more as well. I forgot this one ended on a cliff hangar

NMP

Super random and late comment but if you guys wanna see something crazy go watch the scene of Davy Jones playing the organ again and then listen to the song Scenario by Pop Smoke