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The Warm Up - Plans, Podcasts, and Portnoy 11.08.2024 (Patreon)

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2024-11-09 00:05:31
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2025-07-14 15:33:52
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It's been a WEEK y'all. And The Pearlman's have taken the time to process and plan.

We have good announcements, sad announcements, fun announcements and an apology to the Zac Brown Band, but NOT Zach Bryan.

We are making this episode available to all our fans on their podcast feeds, but the ad free version will only be available on Patreon.

You can Follow Sad Beige Here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/?hl=en 

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Desantis’s.Sleep.Paralysis.Demon.

Mrs P can you share a sweet treat recipe for us to binge eat? Also Jill "Stein you raggedy bitch" is iconic thank you for being the rational voice of reason when it's easy to be irrational right now.

Pariah Carey

My last hour of (paid) work just got better!

Moth_Goblin

The scream I just skrumpt! At my husband. "He's reading book three!!!!!" Banshee squeal I cannot wait for the episode!

Wish.exe

We need ALL the fairy details, we need horny, we need weird religious undertones, we need bad geography of Britain and I need someone to explain this book to me cause I couldn’t get past the first two chapters! But seriously, thank you guys. It’s been rough rough with all the mental prep for while, but hearing you guys hate/love on the horny fairies is definitely a joy.

Moth_Goblin

I 100% feel the feels with you Mrs. P. Here's an air internet hug 🫂

E

Mr. P, there are so many horny fairy (and other mythical creature and monster) books by BIPOC authors who could definitely use the attention and support right now. ♥️♥️♥️

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

I NEED to hear Pearlmania review another horny fairy book. IT'S ALL I HAVE NOW

MrsP_let_MrP_bring_the_board_back_please

Thank you. Thank you for giving us this much needed break from the doom scrolling and fear and anger. Thank you so much, this why we love y’all

chief lady stache

I’ve just been relistening to my fave episodes of the pod since Tuesday evening — your voices bring me so much comfort. Thanks for being a safe space and bringing me joy, week after week, with your fun topics/books. Can’t tell you how much I appreciate it. Much love to everyone here through this incredibly difficult and scary time.

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Weeping with you, Mrs. P, and I SO GET IT (both the stress IBS and not wanting to be alone) 🩷 and so glad to hear Alex being so supportive. I love you two as much as is parasocially appropriate 😆 we are gonna get through. And our kids will be tough AF. And also HORNY FAERY BOOK, this man is SACRIFICING for us! Woooo

Orange Sassidy

I bought tickets to both AZ shows that you’ve scheduled and I’ll buy tickets to the third and fourth and however many you schedule here. You have to take care of one another. We just want to support you guys in the same way you support us. Side note, another commenter asked for a recipe to binge eat and I’d like to second that request.

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Oh and also if you need more mental junk food...you gotta watch the Mormon Wives show. Omg it's so stupid lol

Verity Lala

You’re doing god’s work, Mr P (I’m talking about the fairy smut).

Jessipoot

My best friend in the whole world was so fucking upset by your take on the first horny fairy book I had to turn the podcast off and tell her to calm down, it’s just a book.

PonytailShawtyy

Fun fact: ALLEGEDLY Zac Brown is also an abusive asshole. Must be a Zac(h) in country music thing. ANYWAY love y’all - we will get through it 🫶🏼

Orange Sassidy

We’ll be there when you do! I just wanted to give you peace in knowing that at least one couple who bought tickets to your show fucking gets it because we know it was a hard decision to make for both of you.

Acacia Stanley

Zach Bryan did not sing the chicken fried song.

Marshall Farms

We are all feeling the same! Thank you both for keeping us somewhat sane by giving us this amazing show and letting us share your lives!

review_of_academic_reviews

As a country fan yall are killing me bc Zach BROWN did chicken fried 😭 Zach BRYAN is a bald turd that got overhyped.

review_of_academic_reviews

I hate to be that guy but I had to defend my Zach brown (he might be a turd too idk) bc Zach Bryan makes worse music 😂

Lazar_Swan

Yess!! Alex!! Thank you. I know you hate those books, but I need this, we all need this. Thank you for your sacrifice!

review_of_academic_reviews

jk you self corrected I apologize for the haste BUT there is also Zach Top on the rise who is cool but sounds like every other 90s country singer (I love him). There is Luke Bryan who is “country girl Shake it for me girl” and “huntin fishin lovin every day” guy. Luke Combs is songs about beer and the song that was trending on tik tok that people were making edits about their families that died in car wrecks 🤩

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

I’m sorry for the daily pain of reading that book Mr. P, but thank you for giving us something to look forward to. Crying here with you Mrs. P 🥺

Lisa Paglicci

My soul went back to 2020 and started putting up Christmas decor because I simply need to feel joy

Spicynoodlebucket

I was afraid to click on the podcast because I am still working through my anxiety and fears. I'm comforted rewatching TNG with my wife, I'm disconnecting from social media and the news for a while and I'm focusing on my community and things I can control. I'm really glad that after listening to this episode I realize this podcast can be another safe space for me to feel connected with my community. Thank you guys for making this podcast I'm excited for the horny fairy book club ❤️, and shoutout to Sadbeige! P.s. I'm going to my local library today!

deviled_bells

Mrs P, I am glad Mr P will be staying with you and the last shows are canceled to do so. Your mental wellbeing is important. So glad you asked for the support you needed. You are not alone. I'm glad I got to see a show in Philadelphia and went all the way there when the first AZ show was canceled. Maybe third time is the charm for AZ, but we could be cursed. Lol Much love from AZ. ❤️

on vibes 24_7

Hey, thank you for letting me know this is safe to listen to. I also left social media and am on a news blackout to focus on what’s in front of me. I’m looking forward to listening to this.

Kari McCormick

Thank you for being supportive of each other and of us. The fact that you are voluntarily reading the horny fairy book shows your commitment to your community. A community that the two of you have built and I am so proud to be a part of. Also, fuck Jill Stein.

on vibes 24_7

I also think I’ll be listening to a lot of Adventure Services!

Nixie

Thanks for the levity, guys. I really needed it. And Mrs. P, you’re definitely not alone in your feelings. I’m just now starting to get my appetite back. Been relying on protein shakes and Cheetos, because crunching on a Cheeto helps diffuse my rage.

Allegedly High Hippy

As a libertarian I feel like this after every election... take care of each other and you'll be alright. There's to many of us in this community to get rid of. Love ya guys. PS we should all make cheeseboards for Sunday

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Ugh oh god I want to be like nooo, that's TOO TRASHY but who are we kidding 🤣

Kristen Cocciante

U guys r relationship goals lmao I would consider getting married if we were rich enuf to have separate townhomes 👏

WintrStonr

Lmao I think it’s really funny about you mixing that person up with Zach brown because I used to work with a designer that made me sign a (now expired) NDA, and then shared with me all these details about a relationship they were in that sounds SO similar to the story yall told. Zach Brown is the same kind of awful person as Zach Bryan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WintrStonr

I’ve got so much tea on that mother fucker lmaooooooooo

Peach

Thank you for posting this, I’ve been stuck alone since the day after the election. This made me feel a little less lonely. I know I know creepy parasocial relationships. 💜

Zelda Presents

YO i switch between the pizza and crust just bc i don't like being stuck with only one 😂😂

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

I just saw another creator refer to Zach Bryan as a leaky potato 🤣

Paige Morgan

If Alex thinks he’s getting out of the last two ACOTAR books he’s hilariously wrong 😂

Sierra

He still does the pizza thing, he actually came into the pizza shop I work at this past July. Ngl he’s a complete jerk in person, my two other managers and I wanted to throw hands with him.

Svet ✨

MY COWORKER IS AN EXTRA IN THE GILDED AGE!!

Svet ✨

I'm struggling so much in my life right now that I fear I haven't even begun to process the election results. My mother is nearing the end of her life and lives 300 miles away from me. My triad is seriously struggling with fear and manipulation. I recently started getting two therapists: one for personal and the other is the relationship. All of my loved ones are crying right now. I am too. But it's like I'm still three steps behind them in my grief. I don't want to make this a struggle Olympics..

Sleep-Deprived

ACOTAR 3 announcement has brought me the most joy! I can't wait!

Demolition Dormouse

The way I shouted “FUCK YES!” in my car when you announced the next ACOTAR hate-read. We finna eat!

Endac

YEEEEEEES ACOTAR 3 XD

Kelly_from_south_jersey

I know we’re all grieving and feeling lost, but it brings me joy was hearing that you have been collabing with my personal favorite influencer (sadbeige) and that in mrs. P’s vulnerable state, she was able to feel able to ask alex to stay back and that he was able to put his wife over his career. Nothing is perfect, especially right now, but thanks for keeping hope and love alive where you can.

Taydawspi

The one time I listen to this before the warm up. While I am sad you are cancelling DFW, I respect the need to be together as a family. 💙

Jenn D

Hearing you tear up made me tear up.. *hugs*. Im glad Alex felt like it was dense.. I haven't finished it because gd.

m

Absolutely no need to apologize. You guys are human, just like the rest of us. I'm glad that you have ability to be together right now, and a relationship so supportive of one another. You can't pour from an empty cup. Please take care of yourselves and Pearlbabia.

Olivia Whitehead

Started listening for horny fairy 1, stayed for Mrs. Pearlmania (love you both so much but gotta be honest) Lived long enough to get horny fairy 3 🥹 I love it here

Ghostie_the_mail_girl

I listen to this podcast at work while delivering mail and trying not to show how upset I am at the election results cause I’m not allowed to be political #usps 😌💙

Jen Fred

My heart hurts you guys. I want to hug you so bad Mrs. P…only if you would be ok with it. We are in it together. Love you guys.

Mojo Jojo Nixon

If you guys do a live podcast Mrs. P can dress up ala the Masked Singer

Elizabeth Staples

Im disappointed I won’t see Alex this Saturday but totally see, he needs to be home with Mrs P and PearlBabia right now. We will catch him on the next tour whenever that comes to be and will be here listening and loving ya’ll from afar.

TitanOlaf

Is Alex going full Howard Hughes in that office?

TitanOlaf

Here I was thinking Portnoy was gonna be about some weird wine conspiracy

RaiHoneybb 🦆

The crust is the best part! Also thank you guys for being amazing 🥰

CNS

Can just hear the serendipity in this episode. Can still remember garlic knots in brooklyn. Ever hear the "Western AF" YT channel?

CNS

Hard feelings tell you that you care, and that you're human. I have faith you'll try to choose the best option, with the information you have, from day to day. When I was at my lowest. I was able to lean on a group of old friends who got together to watch football every weekend. That alone helped me keep two hands on the wheel while driving.

Cynister Feelings

Can we please get the entire drunk peeing on fence with a possum watching?