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Where do we get the term Government Cheese? What is American Cheese made of? Why did the Milk Council commision a rock opera staring a man named White Gold? Is that Ronald Reagan holding a moldy block of cheese that was created to stop the rise of socialism in Wisconsin back in the 1930s?

Y'all after the week to end all weeks Too Many Tabs is back to obsess over cheese. And not good cheese either. Blocks of waxy cheese stored in caves all across america as part of a government program that was only half thought out. Mrs. P with the help of Sad Beige dove deep into the caves, spelunking incredible information that is then hefted directly into Alex's brain pan but doesn't melt properly. 

Also This is the video that Mrs. P Made Mr P watch called The Battle for Milkquarius: https://vimeopro.com/user3758350/archives/video/92097461 

You can follow Sad Beige on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/

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tach.o

IM FIRST ?! Oh fuck. SUPPORT UR LOCAL LIBRARY YA’LL. LIBBY ON THE PHONE APPS IS AWESOME ❤️🥳

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

GOVERNMENT CHEESE! MY ROMAN EMPIRES FOR YEARS NOW! Hearing about this episode made MY DAY earlier this week. Thank you for this wonderful gift on this Sunday 🧀🧀🧀

Harley Watkins

OH FUCK YEAH MY USERNAME-SAKE!!! FINALLY! I AM A SLUT FOR GOVERNMENT CHEESE! THIS IS ALSO MY ROMAN EMPIRE! AND WE GET HORNY FAIRY BOOK 3! This week the pearlmans have single handedly been what I’m currently living for. This was one of the hardest weeks for a lot of us. Thank you so much Pearlmans 💙

Kristen Cocciante

I need Mrs P to know, there are farms and like sanctuaries where u can go and pet cows and other farm animals, and if there is anytime that u could justify driving 45 min to pet a cow, it’s definitely now, it’s basically self care

Casper

HELL YES THE CHEESE CAVES!

Steve French

Crazy to me how full circle this is. There are cheese caves in Springfield, MO. Same town that Gypsy Rose lived when her mom was murdered.

Karbee

I’m so honored that my shoutout was in the cheese episode 🥹

Janinemania500

My dog was waiting all day for this so we could go on a nice long walk. Thank you 🙏🏻

Dean Denton

Old Gregg is from The Mighty Boosh

review_of_academic_reviews

So excited to listen to this on the clock tomorrow and then tell all my friends ab the cheese caves again 💕

TitanOlaf

My partner is all about the government cheese… she had it when she was a kid. She’s literally a food manufacturing professional now 😂

TitanOlaf

Listening to Alex describe the milk rock opera is like me trying to explain Zardoz to people who never heard of it

Kari McCormick

Channel 1! I'm a GenXer and part of the Channel 1 generation. Lisa Ling got her start there!

Kari McCormick

OMG - I'm the one that tagged you in the Fishbein video. They were talking shit on our hero. #hornyfairy3

Peach

This is now one of my top five favorite episodes!! It’s a topic I knew nothing about. 🖤

Isthisthingon

My favourite cheese is aged in a cave and it's called the Wookey Hole Chedder. Lol Can't wait for horny fairy 3!

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

This was a tough listen for me, as a vegan. But it didn't make me feel even 1/100th as bad as this election. Horny Fairy 3.

BorgQueenXOXO

I mean, I thought Socialist sheriff would the word. I am looking forward to the escapism that is Horny Fairy 3.

SheetzGang

The actor who played White Gold is the same actor from the Liberty Mutual commercial with the melting wax figure 🤣🤣🤣

Nixie

I fear that “I’m curdling with rage” will be making its way into my mental Rolodex

Stace Invader

I was doing some googling last week. I typed “How much government…” and the FIRST suggestion was “How much government cheese is left”… and wondered if there were actually that many people curious about government cheese…. This answers my question 😂

Marshall Farms

I just paused to watch the link at the same time and ........WHAT?! I am not sure how to put that video into any sort of context that is understandable

on vibes 24_7

I sing the body electric hey check in, who are you. My partner’s mom runs that program, lol.

Spicynoodlebucket

Here in Washington we have cougar gold which is cheese in a tin can. It got developed in the 1940 when the US government founded research to find ways to keep cheese indefinitely. I will herby vow to get a tin and have it with a charcuterie board while listening to HORNY FAIRY BOOK 3!

Lazar_Swan

Cheese caves and the promise of book 3!?!? ❤️❤️❤️ Horny Fairy 3!!!

Lauren Jane

Channel One, for me, was just 15 minutes of Icebreaker gum commercials. I can't remember a single thing outside of the icebreakers gum commercials. Every day

Casey Leigh

Oh goody, I’m not the only person with a ban from the Philly Zoo!

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

The cougar gold is so good! I didn't realize they made flavors of it until last year. I got my dad a can of the spiciest one and he was so excited

Milfshake

Ok, that was 22mins of my life that I will never get back. Wtf even was that? Def not a rock opera.

S•P•Q•R

Horny fairy 3. How did you not recognize Jug Life from his one episode appearance on Always Sunny as *checks notes* Boko Haram Leader?

Kay W

Horny Fairy 3... While I refuse to read them myself I enjoy Alex's reports on them!

Zelda Presents

i was so excited about this episode bc i somehow already knew a little about the cheese caves! also happened to finally listen to a (this) full episode with my hubby on our first anniversary 💕 also more than half my name still got cut off 😭😭😭 i'll try messaging you again 😅

review_of_academic_reviews

Omg this episode is hitting home a little too hard and I need to talk to my grandpa about it. He was born in 1935 and HATES Jimmy Dean bc he claims he saw an article that Jimmy Dean killed his cows during this and didn’t share them with the poor people just dumped em. FAST FORWARD my dad born in 1968. He has shared memories over the years and he was a big fan of govt cheese and wanted me to figure out what it was so thank you for this

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Damn it you guys make me feel old!! Mrs. P have you seen the Scottish highland coo? ( cow ) omgosh it has to be the cutest freaking cow on the planet earth!! You couldn’t resist booping those snoots! I doubt if Mr. P could hold you back from booping them snoots! I’m going to shamelessly promote the Fenimore farm in Cooperstown in the spring/ early summer you can go and boop all the cows and calfs snoots! 😂 it’s a kind of historic village and farm that has areas where you can pet the farm animals but it’s not set up what you’d think as a petting zoo. Love you guys!! Thanks for the fun episode. 🤩🤩 I nearly forgot Horny fairy book 3!!

HereForMrs.P

My brother ordered a sandwich in canada and was asked what kind of cheese and he didn't really know anything other than American 😆

Lightly Mothered

Let the lactose people in the cheese caves and problem solved

Jen Fred

You know you’re a true GenX latchkey kid when you know exactly what government cheese looks and tastes like.

Wiscoliz

Outta-game-ee! I live here!

Wiscoliz

Shh-boy-again

Wiscoliz

Additionally, I am so glad that by the time I needed to be a poor kid on a reservation in northern Wisconsin the cheese was good. Melted like a dream for grilled cheese and if you cut a slice, you could put it on the saltines that came stuck together in groups of four and then break them apart together with the cheese and then you had an activity AND a snack

Anne N

Such a good episode

Elfishparsley

So proud MrsP got Outagaine correct on the first try . I was waiting for Kaw-con-nah (kaukauna)

SayaMatsuki

Horny fairy 3 🧚🏻‍♂️

Mariah

HOOOORNY FAAAAIRY THREEEEEEEE BITCHEEEEEES

Jenn D

Wow that 22 minutes. Stopped at 9 mins in and shared with coworkers, can't wait to talk about that at work tomorrow. Holy hell haha.

LinShea

For clarity, our son's name is Alexander. The first time my nephew met him, he asked my mom who the baby was. She told him "That's Auntie Lindy's baby Alex". He then preceeded to call his new cousin "Auntie Lindy's Baby Alex" as if it were his government name for about a year and a half. Then one day day he heard Grandma say "Go to mommy" as she handed me Alex. I was then met with "You're not a mommy!! You're an auntie!!". Little man had been saying it for like 18 months and had not yet realized baby Alex did in fact belong to Auntie Lindy. 😅 Looking forward to horny fairy 3. 💚

Grittys_baby_daddy_Fishbine

All I can think about now is the fact that somewhere, just *somewhere* there's a kid who made the milk opera their entire personality for who knows how long and it was the bane of their parents existence

mr. buttons

Horny fairy 3 is how ima gonna make it through life.

Elizabeth Staples

If ya’ll need another cave story to add to the ever winding list of tabs the development of Mammoth Cave National Park/ the Kentucky Cave Wars are full of characters and weirdness.

_Magistra_Pearlman_is_Best_Girl_ bring her back

I was a california high school student in 09, and my school paper had a review for that game that said it was terrible and the one poster we had for it got vandalized and there was a whole assembly about it. I don't know why I remember this.