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The Pearlmaniac Parasocial Patreon Podcast is back! And this week the Pearlman's react to the rogues gallery of presidential cabinet picks as we rocket towards Thanksgiving.

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Karbee

Hell yeah Pearlman drop right as I’m leaving work 😎

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

Look we tried to be the hero, then we died inside and now it's our villain era

Kari McCormick

I steamed 2 dozen duck eggs yesterday in anticipation for the recipe. I'm going to make 6 of 4 recipes to let my family choose what we're doing for Thanksgiving. I'm so excited.

Zelda Presents

as a lifetime villain i am here for the Pearlmania villain era

m

I had such high hopes for Fetterman. I was SO DAMN EXCITED. I'm so disappointed.

B_To_The_Tea🫖

Twitter died to me when they dumped the chronological timeline. LOVE Bluesky just because of that.

Pariah Carey

I've been wondering what to do on my birthday tomorrow and now I know. I'm making devilled eggs.

Listen_up_poop_butt! You_are_a_cutie_patootie!

Potential recipe name: How to possess the spirit of Satan in an egg. The inspo came when I told my sister in excitement that the recipe drops tomo (as the eldest daughter it’s my role to make the whole Thanksgiving meal solo. I will be acquiring help for potato peeling) & she responded “okayy…have you aquired eggs to possess with the spirit of Satan? Have you gotten your dark hood for your sacrament?”

Marshall Farms

Patreon exclusive release of the Alex Joker video!

TheChaosPierogi

This episode was exactly what I needed for my morning commute to an 11hr work day 🙌🏼

Pearlmania500

She is an Icon, She’s a legend, She is the moment ! ~ Mrs. P

El Reed

GAH, Listening to y'all lose your minds is so cathartic. It is so nice to know we're not the only ones.

Arlo the Average

So surreal to hear people in the lower 48 talk about how hot it is when it was 9 degrees in my area this morning. I promise I’d share the snow if I could

Thy_Name_Is_Mayhem

Suggesting you also do a cool down you release after the main episode now, where you talk about good things, for instance, now Matt Gaetz has withdrawn himself from consideration for AG

Ariella Wheeler

"Fuck that monster" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Demolition Dormouse

Can we have “We are all Fishbein” merch? As a treat?

Jessipoot

You can find another vice! Maybe hate watching TikToks, or a weekly indulgence like cake or something

Jessipoot

I wanted to leave Twitter before the election, but it meant severing ties with a lot of internet friends I only had contact with on Twitter. I was proud of my favorite twitch streamers following me. But I got over that.

Jessipoot

A few years ago when I took the MCAT, they had a flattering essay on the test about Dr. mehmet Oz and the Mediterranean diet. If I hadn’t spent a whole year preparing for that GD test and spent 500 bucks to take it, I would have walked out. I signed a thing saying I wouldn’t talk about the contents of the test after, but jokes on the AAMC I crossed my fingers and raged about it to everyone. Fuck that guy.

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

I pretty much knew once a Elon Musk took over that twitter would be a hellscape. At the time I was working at Intel corporation in California and heard the way he treated corporate security there it was big red flag. 🚩 So I got rid of my account extremely early ! It’s nice to hear that I wasn’t alone in that assessment.

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

*runs to threads to find Mrs P destroying someone in the comments of the Jessica Lange post* *cannot find* *cries*

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I for one am here for the post-apocalyptic warm-up energy. My husband and I have always been attracted to post apocalyptic art, movies, etc. and we were pondering that the other night and came to the conclusion that maybe the reason we're so attracted to it it's because on some level we always knew we'd end up living there 🤣 now it's time for us all to go rewatch that awesome scene in The Postman with Tom Petty living on top of a dam 🩷

Doc Squid 23

When I was a kid in the '80's I was convinced that WW3 would happen at any moment, & that I would grow up to be the Feral Boomarang Kid from The Road Warrior. Moden life has been nothing but one big disappointment after another....