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(Free Edition) The Warm Up - 1.18.2025 - The Crash Out (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-18 21:11:12
Edited:
2025-07-14 15:27:28
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2025-01
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The Parasocial patreon exclusive podcast is back! The Warmup is where MR and Mrs P remember how to talk to each other like adults and podcast hosts. And this is an extra special free edition.

It's the Final Day of TikTok (Allegedly), and the Pearlman's are here with thoughts, feelings, and a lot of Chinese Communist Propaganda from Red Note.

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MatchaParty

I needed more content today! Thank youuuuuu

tach.o

I’m literally singing in the arms of the angel so loud I can’t even HEAR THIS WARM UP ANYMORE. In Pearlmania themselves. As it was, is, or ever shall be. On TikTok & Rednote— AMEN

Leap_year_frog

That’s crazy !! My husband and I love that key&peele skit. 😂😂

Sit n stitch

I refuse to depend on the “kindness” of Captain Poopy pants. I LOVE TikTok. It’s gotten me through grief, the pandemic, and a shitty job. Oh- and told me I have ADHD, which tracks & Dr confirmed. ANYWAY- I’m going to YouTube so I don’t have to appreciate ANYTHING he does. I wish ppl would travel and look outside their HOA controlled bubble.

Lisa Paglicci

Me, listening to this on Saturday AND having work Monday: 👁️👄👁️

supersaiyansquirrel

This warm up was incredible. Family lore, middle fingers to the gov't, social media chaos.. excellent work. Can't wait for tomorrow's podcast! Also, definitely do a tier list of birds🤣

Lauren Jane

I need the bird tier list episode

Orange Sassidy

My favorite bird? Gambal’s quail. Why do they always look late to something? Please give us a bird ranking. It’s what the people want.

Kswaiy

I literally rejoined to say that I went to high school with your Cousin??? We had art with Mr. Benedict.

Mad Mads Kasperagus

Your fam came from Russia in 1910s? Were they Germans from Russia? My great grandfather came over at that time and we're very German/Russian

ItchyN1pples

The John Candy movie was Volunteers with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Being a local of Tacoma WA one of my fav quotes is: “Hi! I’m Tom Tuttle from Tacoma, WA!!” hhh

Desantis’s.Sleep.Paralysis.Demon.

I found family from Cuba as well, I got more support and prenatal care from drs. and those who experienced the same on TikTok during my miscarriage last year than my own OBGYN. In short I want bad things to happen to the people in charge and I don't want to be nice and bipartisan anymore.

Madam Ooze

Alex being distant cousins with A-Aronn is the greatest lore

SayaMatsuki

I would love a bird tier list episode

J-Beans

I only joined TikTok when the first round of threatening a ban happened and joined Red Note last week. Those are my liberties! 🖕🥰🖕

RaiHoneybb 🦆

I’m so glad I discovered you before TT was banned I’m gonna miss the TT community 😢

Casey Leigh

Facebook should be retooled to rate Tits and other feathered friends

RaiHoneybb 🦆

Pearlmania is getting to local with the Columbus Ohio shoutout 😂 ☠️

Rhysand_beans

HAHA I couldn’t name my son Aaron because of that sketch. It was in the running but that’s why it was cut 😂

review_of_academic_reviews

Are the yt episodes for pearlmania gonna go on here ad free too or just pod eps? I realized I missed a LOT of Alex bc I haven’t paid attention to yt lol

on vibes 24_7

Tiktok is back but it’s gone. It’s corrupted. Comments are full of pro-fascist trash. I deactivated my account. I choose to remember it as it was.

Isthisthingon

Bird tier episode is a must have!

m

Bird episode! Dooo iiiit!

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Oh btw you it’s a moral partitive that you give us the bird! Ohh wait…. 😅😏😜

Dr. Weiner-Tits McGee, Esquire

I am a huge fan but why the Columbus hate? What do you know about Columbus Ohio? Like was it more of "insert random Midwestern city here" call out?

Nikki Ann

Seagulls are my favorite birds. I like how close they’ll get to me for French fries on my lunch break. And also how they’ll throw down with each other for said fries. It’s like seagull fight club lunch break. I picture them as coworkers and live vicariously through the strongest one when he/she obtains victory. It’s the little things.

RaiHoneybb 🦆

lol he scares me every time he mentions Ohio. I’m like what did we do again 😂

Bubsey_Wubsey_Has_No_Hair

Omg, I’m listening to this on Monday and when I tell you that this weekend with the TikTok has been SUCH A WILD RIDE, THAT I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE ANY OF IT.

Jennifer

Wait, is your cousin the Zach Pearlman from Shameless?? I love him!!

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

BIRDS TIER!! I would love to show you how adorable my BUSHTITS are. I have a suet feeder outside my kitchen window so I can yell “LOOK AT ALL THOSE TITS” when they arrive for a snack. It makes me happy. Also, if you don’t know about Mike Tyson and pigeons…look that shit up LOL

Cat mafia leader

Bird tier list!!!! And Mrs P is correct. Pigeons are A tier.

CheeseDizMilk

Bird tier list, please!!! Pigeons are garbage lol! Literally laughing out loud on awkward metro ride home lol

Brittaney Phillips

Do a bird tier list!! Also, listening to this on Wednesday at work to drown out the absolute garbage that is my Trump supporting employees 😒😒😒😒😒

Deafleader

Nooo Columbus is the one based city in Ohio 🤣

Deafleader

I am late to the party but not knowing about birds is a plus, use as unspecific terms as possible or and pick the most unscientific positions for arbitrary reasons 🤣