Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Downloads

  • TMT 3.6 FULL AUDIO.mp3

Some files exceed the archive size limit and weren't saved: 1 file. Please note these limits are in place to keep this site running long term, without costing a fortune. You can favorite the creator though, certain milestones increase the limit.

Content

On January 18th, 2025 at 10:30pm EST Tiktok was executed by the state before the very eyes of it's users. As they sat in their malaise and depression, opening an app that didn't work over and over again through sheer muscle memory, the users mourned. But then at 12:30pm on January 19th, 2025 a miracle happened! Tiktok returned to us all across america! While the FYP was back, with Tiktok Lives and the tiktok shop and so many hottakes, something was different. Something had changed.

On this week's episode, Pearlmania500 and Mrs. Pearlmania discuss the Tiktok ban, social media apps that have passed on before (MYSPACE), as well as the dead internet theory and how it's basically just a fact now.

Comments

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

The need to collect traffic cones is so relatable. I DEFINITELY didn't used to do that on the regular, no, not at all.

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

Also, working for a non-profit company that already has made huge strides towards curing cancer with personalized mRNA... Stargate pisses me off...... THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN FUNDING THIS FOR OVER 30 YEARS 😡🤬 ugh.. nmdp has been around and funded by the Fed's for YEARS as a non-profit.... Ugh... End of my personal rant there...

Blair Oyler

All the Pepe trauma memes vanished. I blame Zuck

simplebrute

if the jacket fits the snitch then Joe Rogan is a fed

GinaBoBina

Joe Rogan is an ugly fed with sore knees

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

TikTok going down suddenly and back up gradually reminded me of Jurassic Park and the system reboot. I kept thinking "Damn you , Dennis Nedry" and "Hold on to your butts". I still hoped it would take longer than 14 hours

Hotdogonparade

You are text friends with bistro huddy??? My two fav tiktok accounts 😭

Marie Vanhellsing

My mom sent me your facebook page very confused and I had to explain to her that it was fake. But also… GO BIRDS!!!

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

Joe Rogan is a fed! Theo Von was one of my friends on MySpace. I had no idea what lay ahead but he was always a little suss to me. Do people say "suss" anymore?

Jessipoot

Joe Rogan is a fucking fed!!!

Shortandstoat

I think the song Mrs. P is talking about is monkeys spinning monkeyes

Casey Leigh

Joe Rogan is an unfunny fed. The wrong cast member of News Radio died.

Bubsey_Wubsey_Has_No_Hair

Even as AI-filled as Pinterest is, it has saved me so many times when I’m deep in a panic attack. Sounds weird, I know, but hear me out: I have trouble with panic disorder & anxiety and I’ll have panic attacks at night when the people I usually talk to are asleep. So I’ve figured out that I can open up my Pinterest app, start scrolling through, and it will allow my brain to disengage from that panic cycle for long enough that I can calm myself down. It’s pretty soothing.

TitanOlaf

Joe Rogan is a fed trying to backpeddle as we enter The Finding Outest of Times.

Lovexash

After the resurrection of TikTok I got ads for Donald, Logan Paul, gym bro shit, and other related people to the administration. They did change something. Joe Rogan is a fed.

Nikki Ann

Joe Rogan is a fed. Also I bust out into fairies fuckin multiple times a day thanks to yall.

Hiddi

Joe Rogan is a fed and you said my name perfect. thanks it was so cool to hear it.😁

Moth_Goblin

Joe Rogan is a Fed!!!! 🔎🔍

Kate The Great

They didn't save the roaches. The roaches survived.

on vibes 24_7

They were great, I enjoyed those so much.

kaeleeeeee

rip pinterest, I still use you everyday 😪

Kelso

Joe Rogan is a fed

Wrongtown

Joe Rogan is a FED. A particularly stupid FED, but nonetheless a FED.

RealLifeMuppet

Joe Rogan is a FED for facts lol also is there anyway to get the YouTube videos on Patreon too? I like the visuals but Patreon has all the extras lol

✨Hot Marta✨

Podcast bros are feds I wanted to say thank you Pearlmans for educating us every week. I always feel more prepared to take on the world around me after listening to you. Keep up the lords work 😂 ✨

m

Joe Rogan is a fed

slfunk

I am genuinely so happy that I made Mrs. P laugh so much. I've wanted to join the Patreon for a long time and I'm so happy to be here. This made my week! Joe Rogan is a fed.

Caro

Mrs. P coming in with the Empire Records joke! I see you girl!

Anne N

I loved this episode. Joe Rogan is a fed

Sly Cooper

Joe Rogan is a fed, ps please make a bored gay werewolf MLM tier for the Patreon

Brittaney Phillips

Joe Rogan is a FED! Does anyone remember when Facebook had those flair pins you could send your friends? And then they gave you a little corkboard thing to organize them lol

Chaelz

Joe Rogan is a fed. Got it right the second time lol it's CH-aylz. I'm gonna have to find some ridiculous new username to mess with you guys.

Demolition Dormouse

Joe Rogan is a Fed. Also, hate to say it Mrs. P but Alex is right, “Food Moron” just trips off the tongue better

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Fairly recently we did a News Radio rewatch and enjoyed it quite a lot but it was obvious that even in those days Joe Rogan was a fed. And an asshole. I was holding out hope that you would talk about livejournal, even though it's technically not dead, but has been eaten by Russians.

BugTheLady_Alissa

Really enjoyed getting y’alls perspective of our dearly departed social medias. Jo Rogan is a Fed!

Bear Case

My Pinterest is still pretty AI free because any time I see something AI I use the hide option. It kind of works for ads too, if you block enough of em it stops showing you as many for a little bit. Joe Rogan is a fed ✌🏻

review_of_academic_reviews

I loved this episode. The content dump has been helping me cope w the fact I prob won’t get a job in this market bc I spent too many years getting a degree that now has been demonized bc vaccines are bad :) ANYWAY Joe Rogan is a mf fed and can kick rocks

Grittys_baby_daddy_Fishbine

So my last tiktok before the "ban" was specifically the latest episode of Hells Belles, which for the record I think Mrs. P would adore. I honestly liked how all over the place and flow of consciousness this episode was, it was refreshing and I didn't have to pay too much attention to keep up which is while opening at work while sleep deprived! Anyway Joe Rogan (and all podcast bros) is a fed

Zelda Presents

still think food moron is better. HNWD is creative he can come up with something that rhymes. 🤣

Zelda Presents

i just happened to be at this point in the episode when i read this 🤯🤯

Zelda Presents

i totally did not steal street signs

tach.o

I got deleted off a discord server for saying Go Birds 🦅 …. GO BIRDS 🦅 🦅 🦅

Ok

Joe Rogan is a Fed

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

msloan98 history content creatorson tiktok has an Ashley bot that interacts with ALL OF HIS POSTS

Kay W

Joe Rogan is a fed!

Chekhovs_Gunnilingus

Joe Rogan is a fed. That MF put the damn roaches on the ark.

Snarkelupagus

I loved the flair! I made several goofy ones of my late dog and was so sad they went away

Michelpy

Joe Rogan really is a fed lmfao

Deafleader

Joe Rogan is STILL a FUCKING fed Sincerely, 2026 💀 Also I cancelled all my subs one but my fucking local member station minimum donation. And then this 🥴🤣

Deafleader

Theo von is a paid shill 🤣

Deafleader

LOGAN PAUL IS A PSYOP