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Goose Poll!!!! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-14 16:23:55
Edited:
2025-04-17 16:01:54
Imported:
2025-04

Poll

Goose Poll!!!!

  • Patty O'Goose 90
  • Bernie Ganders 269
  • Morris Goosbein 50
  • Reba Honk-Intire 130
  • Goosmania 79
  • Terry Goose ( and this is Fresh Air) 19
  • 2025-04-14
  • —2025-04-17
  • 637 votes
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Content

Help us name Mrs. P's new Patio Goose by selecting your favorite name!

Comments

Jo Bauer

MORRIS GOOSBEIN RULES SO HARD 🤘🖤

Samantha Friday

I think you might need a second goose for how good these names are!

Demolition Dormouse

Coming from the Lucy Goosey camp, Patty O’Goose is truly too tier.

Taydawspi

I can’t not choose Reba Honktire.

DamnYouVodka

Knowing this audience, I'm not surprised at who's winning so far

CaughtUp_NowSad

I chose Bernie, but Reba is a close second.

Mr.PearlsFootFungus

Oh come on Reba Honk-intire is so good ! Justice for Reba Honk-intire !!

Expired Gummybears

The Pearlman's taught me how important voting is 🤌🏻✨

Daito

Reba is so good

Elle Jinx

I think Patty O'Goose is quite punny

Sam

Let Bernie win this one time!! 🤞🏼😭

maxmatt789

If you do end up naming him Bernie Ganders you should give him little mitten and a scarf.

Taylor Roche

Man... kinda wish I would've thought of it sooner but imagine... Pre-Potato Post-Potato.... Porch- Potato

Jennifer Ball

I love that a lot of us were one news cycle away from a porch goose. Anyways, I named mine Ruth Bader Gooseburg.

Erin

Reba is SO damn good

Elle Jinx

Fr that's why I like it so much, I can just hear Ms. P introducing her to everyone when they come to visit.

m

BERNIE GANDERS FTW!

Outside Bird Lady

I love Morris Goosbein for the lore but all of these are pretty stellar

Duncan Dixonbutz

Bernie Ganders is a close second and I'll be happy if it wins...but Goosmania is a celebration of how we all got here.

Buffy Like Beer

It’s 1:40 PM EST in Philadelphia and we’re already reporting 22% voter turnout, with traditionally independent Progressive candidate Bernie Ganders taking a commanding lead.

Jackrabbit

Give Bernie the goose

Bill Weiss

I will say “Goosmania” is great, but a little redundant with the house :)

Tyrannosaurus Bex

I'm just honored that my suggestion made the list

Samantha S

My day was just made better by this list.

jessimightpanic

I'm losing my mind over this. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Cheeks McGee

Confused and offended Patty O'Goose isn't winning by a landslide

Chickienugs

Reba Honkintyre is amazing 😂😂😂😂

TitanOlaf

Omg these are all amazing

TitanOlaf

When I saw it I knew where my vote had to go

Buffy Like Beer

[Update 03:36 AM EST]: We’ve had a little over 36 hours of voting and what we thought was a flap in the beginning proven to be a strong trend towards Bernie Ganders with 52% reporting. Behind by a 22-point margin, Reba Honk-entire needs to convince 476 — that’s 83% — of the remaining registered voters. While it seems like the early bird is catching the worm, PBS is still not prepared to call this race.

Rachel Scharver

Patty O'Goose is so punny!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Joshua In NC

Late but I thought of a good one Goose Goosetopherson

Mr.PearlsFootFungus

Smh so the libs won ? At least that’s one election we can win

Bubsey_Wubsey_Has_No_Hair

I just found a company on TikTok called Gaggleville Porch Goose that makes clothing for your porch gooseses!! When I say that I RAN here to tell you, I almost tripped over my own feet. It was like my legs were going faster than I could actually run 😂😂😂