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Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-06 15:59:02
Edited:
2025-07-14 15:24:19
Imported:
2025-07

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Content

The Pearlman’s talk the tacky fashion choices of the shameless celebrities who showed up at the Bezos wedding. They also examine Anna Wintour’s reason for stepping down as the editor of vogue and the hand the Laren Sanchez Jeff Bezos wedding played.

Kardashian Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1VVmu4Yju2SwQO67RYeMpU

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All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

0:00 - Intro - Rich People Are Tacky1:04 - Rating Kardashian Fashion at the Bezos Wedding19:55 - One Kardashian Left24:42 - Embarrassed Leonardo DiCaprio27:37 - Usher, Tom Brady, Orlando Bloom, Oprah, Gail31:54 - The Lower Profile Billionaires46:05 - Sam Altman52:38 - Who Stole Who’s Wedding Idea?1:00:50 - Celebrities who Tallked Sh#@ on the Bezos Wedding1:13:40 - Why Anna Wintour Steps Down from Vogue1:15:52 - Does Vogue Hate Lauren Sanchez?1:23:09 - How Anna Wintour Changed Vogue1:29:47 - Why College Humor is a Bisexual Treat1:31:51 - Alex’s Closing Argument (Why You Should Invest in TMT)

Comments

Pariah Carey

My scorpio train of thought when Mrs P mentions Kris Jenner is a scorpio, "what's that supposed to mean?" 2 minutes later, "so I should start a church!"

No_list_in_ba_sing_se

My parents did the whole ancestry thing and unfortunately it’s highly likely I’m distantly related to Rupert… ruined my day when I found that out but it made theirs

Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

We're ALL Kourtney Kardashian meow 😿 ZUCK N THE CUCK😂 I saw Gayle King, a few weeks ago when I was at a bday dinner in NYC & she was flawless in a rainbow striped dress!!

No_list_in_ba_sing_se

Please tell me we’re getting an Alabama v Danielle episode from Mrs. P next

DonaldsIBSdemon

Ugh, my parents are gonna be so confused when I tell them they have to call me Kourtney now

Listen_up_poop_butt! You_are_a_cutie_patootie!

Do we think his real friends went “We went to the last one. We’ll catch the next one.” Or do we think that MacKenzie got all the friends in the divorce like Mrs P would. 👀👀👀 bahahaha

Potatoes_in_Idaho_aren’t_special

That vogue cover is straight out of Four Weddings from TLC 🤣🤣 There’s gotta be one that looks almost identical

MissAdenine

Could you imagine being the one tapped to head Vogue, fulfilling a lifelong dream you’ve been working towards your whole career, but you’re still going to be under the watchful eye of Anna Wintour? 😅

MisterAndoff

Just an FYI if you didn't know-- the tunnels in NYC were real, but those viral tweets from the guy who heard Yiddish through the floors etc were bullshit hoax stuff.

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

I wish you were closer to me. I've picked 2 gallons of blueberries from my garden this week. Kourtney. And that TikTok facelift woman looks amazing!

amanaybeak

We're all Kourrney Kardashian now.

Danielle

So good!!! Also FUCK the Kardashians

E

Mrs. P is a Gaylor, I KNEW I liked her.

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

I live in Seattle and when Amazon took over South Lake Union, Amazon workers were referred to as "blue badgers" (as in their work ID badges are blue). Wait, no, that's Microsoft. Amazon was "Am-holes" A friend of mine was jogging during lunch (she didn't work at Amazon but in the area) and an Amhole was walking their dog, and as my friend passed, the dog excitedly jumped at my friend and nipped at her. Didn't break the skin but tore her running tights. The amhole kept walking until my friend went "HeY, you're dog just bit me!" The Amazon employee turned, looked at my friend, shrugged, turned back around and kept walking. Keep in mind, these are the office types, not the warehouse and delivery folks. The Amholes appear to share an attitude that they are superior. Asshats.

Jonathan Scratch

Look if anyone has big cuck energy it's that fucking homunculus Zukerberg. I don't kink shame here...but theirs cuckolding and then theirs being a cuck for fascism and that should get you run out on a goddamned rail. Literally, like the actual archaic punishment. We're all Courtney Kardashian now

Felix Dubis Wolf

Hi from a sad man planning to go to Turkey to fix his genetic hairline 🥲 lmao I feel seen

Endac

Same bro, minus the money to go to turkey 😭

TitanOlaf

We’re all Kourtney Kardashian , but I’m on a plane praying to the spirit of Pete Buttigieg to keep it in the air

Rockstache

Just how many Cardassians are there? 8, 9, 17?

Rockstache

We're all Courtney now, even though I have no idea what that means and will ask my wife.

Jessipoot

Fiiiiiine I’ll go to YouTube and watch the podcast 😂

Courtney Morse

Can I be someone else? I’ve been a Courtney for a long time already :)

Lora Dailey

I’ve been craving a good shit-talking session about the Bezos wedding, thank you Mrs. P.

Jessipoot

It was worth it just to know this podcast is sponsored by Adam and Eve

Jessipoot

If I’d been invited to that wedding, I would have gone. But only to grab as many freebies as I possibly could. Extra food? I’m giving it out on the street. Gift bags? Oh can I have 12 for my huge family? Centerpieces? Mine.

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

“I know it’s girly pop season but I need to bring up Gerald Ford” will be incorporated into my AP history class.

Jennifer

We're all Kourtney Kardashian now??? See, this is why we need an after show, I need to hear the tea about Alabama!

Jennifer

It did not disappoint!

You’re Doing a Great Job

You too can be Mr. P’s mom’s level of rich if you have poor impulse control and a high credit card limit. Not that I would know anything about that 😭 And wake up babe we’re all Kourtney now

Mally_and_the_concrete_duckies

All I know of Madeline Pendleton is that she's a whiny conservative who was personally offended by Minnesota having roadkill.

Mally_and_the_concrete_duckies

Do you think we could convince ChatGPT that any prompt including the words "Trump" and "God" is a new piece of slang requesting a picture of "OMG trump is shitting himself" or "trump wearing a diaper in front of God and everybody"

Witch Of The Waste

This hater parade was my favorite parade! We’re all Kourtney now

Soup.4.The.Pearlmans

Ok this is like my third time listening to this episode because my brain right now literally sounds like this. Like omg did you see her dress today?? While simultaneously screaming that the world is on fire. “Kris Jenner is 69 years old” Nice.

Mad Bob

My wife talked to me for 2 hours about how Darth Vader is the best bad guy of all time. Mostly because I said "He ain't that scary". My algorithm thinks I'm a lesbian. Wait... am I the girly pop in my relationship?

I Would Have Voted for Emperor Norton 2024

I can confirm that Amazon employees are called "blue badges". It's to distinguish between them and the contractors (yellow badges) and temps (green badges). I can also confirm that a lot of the dog owners at Amazon are very entitled about their dogs' behavior and/or are first time dog owners who have no idea what they're doing. Not all of them. But A LOT of them.

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

Does anyone else think Orlando Bloom and Dominic West are twins now?

on vibes 24_7

So cathartic to listen to Alex hate Madeline Pendleton like she deserves to be hated.

shelse

We're all Kourtney Kardashian.

MisterAndoff

They're a communist, and the Minnesota thing was from a series of jokey videos ranking the states. They saw a lot of roadkill in Minnesota, it's not that serious.

Kay W

We're all Kourtney Kardashian now

pleasedontletmitchoutlivetrump

How have I become Courtney?!Kourtney? I forgot they all do that stupid K thing. Is that the one married to Travis Barker?

Elizabeth Staples

You can run the onion under cold water if you are particularly vulnerable to tearing up from cutting onions and it can lessen the aerosol. Also I wear contacts sometimes and glasses others and when I wear my contacts they bother me less so that’s a thing

Mun

They didn't complain about Jessica Alba bc she famously was featured on the cover of Latina magazine but in the interview said she didn't identify as Latina.

Mercury™

I like Madeline P. I enjoy listening to multiple, informed perspectives. Cause 'perfection' is a thoughtfully sourced quilt.