Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Downloads

Content

The Pearlman's react to your comments from the "Why Is Labubu's" episode. And yes, Mr. Pearlmania NOW knows that he was wrong about Hello Kitty and New years grapes.

Also Mrs. Pearlmania details her hatred of Mario Batali AND new patreon member shout outs return at the end of this episode!

Files

Comments

Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

Next Thursday would've been the first birthday of the warm up....lol. I added it to my calendar. I welcome the next incarnation!!

Harper Lee

I just bought “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day” this week! Shout out to my local books by the pound store in AR❤️ I’ve got my first baby on the way and I’m stocking up on children’s books!

Mr.PearlsFootFungus

This episode is the perfect time for how long it takes to get to work 🙏

TheChaosPierogi

Pickle wraps / polish roses from a Michigan gal , ham or the buddig sliced beef lunch meat in the packets with cream cheese and you wrap cream cheese side around the pickle or green onion (just to clarify for the food idiot) soooo good! Every family or friend get together has one or both of these. They are such a quick and easy cold snack to bring to an event!

snelly

a neighbor at our last apartment had the cutest pitt bull named demon😭

No_list_in_ba_sing_se

I tried to think of a funny comment about something but I also can’t remember what’s talked about by the end of the episode

shelse

Hismile has cinnamon toothpaste for sure. I can't confirm if it tastes like Big Red or cinnamon hearts though. The bubble gum, ice pop, pink lemonade and peach iced tea are quite lovely.

David Burrows

Not calling it "Engagement with the Throuple" is a crime. Straight to jail.

DamnYouVodka

Ms. P -- this isn't exactly a pickle recipe, but I got it from that TikToker Logan when everyone was on the eat a whole cucumber a day craze: 6 cloves of garlic (minced very finely, almost like a paste) 3 tablespoons oil 2 English cucumbers (or 8-10 Persian cucumbers; if you can't find seedless cucumbers like these, just de-seed regular cucumbers) 1 1/2 teaspoons salt or salt to taste 1 teaspoon sugar 1/8 teaspoon MSG 1/4 teaspoon sesame oil 1 tablespoon rice vinegar https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6YAdmQ8/ I've tried it a few times and it's so good, omg

_Eternally_Possum_

Wait, didn't Annabelle visit the plantation that randomly burned down this spring??

Darth_Meegan

My favorite thing I used to say to my toddler lol was”do you wanna die?!!” She was always trying to choke on everything 💀💀💀

Snarkelupagus

Mint toothpaste is the worst. Had to switch to kid's strawberry toothpaste (with fluoride babyyyy) and now I don't gag when I brush my teeth. Also the elf on a shelf thing being fae is too on point. Kids are already too open and can be followed home. I had 3 "shadow figures" in my house that my nephew accidentally brought home. They were actually fae. They basically just enjoyed watching us like their favorite Novella. My 4 yr old niece confirmed something was weird in the house "there's 3 ghosts in here!" (Kids don't have the correct words for stuff like that yet lol). I had to do a whole ass eviction with an offering plate and took them to a forest preserve. No shadow figures in my house since! It's been 2 1/2 years.

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I looove Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day! Such a classic. Also - PICKLES. I am too lazy to make real pickles but I make refrigerator pickles all the time (spicy carrots like the taco stand has? Yes please) and you gotta get the Pickle Crisp stuff. It makes a big difference! PICKLES 💚

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

I absolutely love Harley Quinn but I love her bc I grew up reading Harley and Ivy comics and I associate those two together My favorite outfit today is my Harley x Ivy shirt and rainbow flower backpack combo 🌈

Bubbsiedaisies

I'm definitely not clever or funny enough to ever be mentioned but I love this podcast. Thanks guys! Excited to see what's next!

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

I regret to inform you that you are both incorrect. The superior toothpaste flavor has always been and will continue to be Crest iced lemon. It was around during the odd toothpaste competition in the 2000s.

Jessipoot

Marvis and Dr. bronners has cinnamon toothpaste. I’m a toothpaste connoisseur, because if something is novel, I want to use it. Any time I travel, I get weird flavors from different places. Japan has Peach mint and kiwi mint ora2 toothpaste, and then I just got a Korean toothpaste that’s muscat (green grape) flavored I love it.

Jessipoot

Harley Quinn in birds of prey is my favorite. That movie came out when I really needed it. A bunch of women kicking ass even though bad shit happened to them.

RFKjr_is_my_sleep_paralysis_demon

Looking forward to the Liver King episode. To me he just looks like Tim Allen’s Santa clause would be about an alpha male 😅

Tyrannosaurus Bex

In the spirit of Trinity the 3 legged dog, is Cosmos; Ruler of Chaos, Hunter of Pigeons just somebody's cat?

MillennialCatMom

Pregnancy made me a croc convert 😂 the last few months they were the only thing that where comfy.

MillennialCatMom

I literally read that book to my child recently and I related to it so much. I was like why tf is this a children’s book.

MillennialCatMom

This comment doesn’t have nearly enough likes 😂

ScrambledPhoenixEggs

OK, I never would have thought to combine peach or kiwi with mint, bty now I need to try!

Get_Mrs_P_Her_Dang_Chickens

I was one of those people who found out about yall on TikTok. Then went all the way back to episode 1

MatchaParty

I’m not going to lie. I want to hear Alex talk about more real world issues even if they’re scary or hard to hear. I work every day to try to counteract those issues. I subscribed and pay monthly, to hear frustration, and ideas on how to improve. Mrs. P 💛, I beyond respect your feelings on the matter. We should have a podcast for relaxation and uplifting means. But there is also a time in place to be grounded in reality and understand when each, and every one of us are ready to take up the mission, regardless of how we feel.

ScrambledPhoenixEggs

I asked where my licorice toothpaste fans were, not where the topical spelling references were! 😂

An autographed photo of Jesus Christ.

You would think that I would know everything, but this was the first I heard of cinnamon toothpaste - and I HAD to know more. So I did a somewhat shallow dive (afterall, I'm not Mrs. P) and from what I've gathered - according to a website called "Truthpaste" (I'm sure they are completely unbiased and legit) cinnamon has antibacterial and anti-inflammatory properties. Also! There were some studies done (different website) that showed cinnamon toothpaste worked better than flouride at decreasing enamal demineralization, and could even rebuild enamel! Well, I think this proves who is to blame for the lack of cinnamon toothpaste on the shelves......BIG FLOURIDE! (Also? LaBuBus scare me and I am so excited for Quack Month! )

Casper

I forgot to add: may I suggest for future possibilities: Not Enough Tabs So Many Tab[Boos] for spookies

Jaclyn Ott

I make these except I use salami instead.

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

I think about it every 6 months or so. It tasted like lemon glazed cake. 🍋🍰

Kosmos - Ruler of Chaos, Hunter of Pigeons

My name was read! To answer the question, the account is named after my cat, Kosmos. She is quite chaotic and tries to hunt the pigeons that land outside our apartment window. Never succeeds though thankfully. Also, cinnamon toothpaste is great, though my husband disagrees. Haha.

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

"which government do you want running your health?" I f****** love that I can't wait to use it!

Jennifer Farinet

I probably shouldn’t even admit this but I am currently eating cold chef boyardi out of a can with a plastic fork while I’m m listening to this and I can’t even blame alcohol or living in Pennsylvania as to why.

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

The guy who is running the Annabelle tour Ryan Buell would be an interesting podcast. That dude has some figurative and literal skeletons in his closet 😅

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

I recently listened Finding Jho Low again for fun. I forgot that the Malaysian PM is exactly like Trump, so it backfired and I did NOT have fun 😂 Still a great episode, worth the pain.

AugieLovesPenny

Y’all are my certified emotional support animals so I go back to old episodes regularly but I’m here for the new stuff within 24 hours to keep the analytics strong. 😆

Pearlmania500

lol, it’s cause Mrs P got tired of me CONSTANTLY posting about the Trump Epstein connections so she put me in time out.

Danny

“Why don’t I own white shirts, I’ll tell ya why” As I look down at my new white shirt with coffee stains

Lovexash

Not me, 9 weeks pregnant, bawling because you guys gave me a shoutout for the ducks. 😭😭 Quick duck story: I did not buy them. 3 years ago for the 100th day of school, my daughter’s grandma bought her 100 ducks to count. They’ve been in my basement ever since. It was clearly the best use for them. I told my friends and husband what I was doing and they laughed at me. 100% worth the postage.

Lovexash

Pickle wrap: a pickle with cream cheese wrapped in ham

Harley Watkins

Okay my name is Harley… but I do not identify as a “Harley Quinn” person 🤣 I was named Harley after the motorcycle

Jennifer

I don't like mint or cinnamon. I use watermelon toothpaste.

Jennifer

RIP Dan Rivera. He was my friend. We grew up together. I am so heartbroken. Still waiting to find out what exactly happened. It was possibly a heart attack.

TheChaosPierogi

Also an amazing option .. I’ve had them with smoked turkey as well

Renee 🧡

If y’all want labubus (or other blind boxes) SMart in Chinatown and Cherry Hill got you.

happylauf

Good for her 😂

happylauf

I wasn’t for labubu’s but then Mrs. P said they were alright and gave me an explainer and suddenly I have a new thing I shouldn’t want and do

Taris Harlow

Adding Crankenstein and Woolbur to the list of books that are fun to read to kiddos. My kids loved them.

Gayman inc.

Oh putting stuff in my mouth as a young child so I know the texture of everything

Coy Cadaver

Blocks, Clocks, Socks, Locks, Stocks, Docks, Crocs, Chalks, Frocks, Smocks, Shocks, Lox, Rocks, Tocks, Jocks, Hocks, Pox, Boxwood blocks, Woks, Ox, Fox.

Nikki Ann

The croc flip flops though. Only ones that don’t give me blisters. So comfy.

Nikki Ann

Also the labubus. My kid was/is obsessed with ugly dolls. There’s new ones called Fugglers (think they sell them at Walmart). And they’re horrifying.

Leap_year_frog

Thank god I wasn’t the only one thinking the same thing about the labubu and the wild things are. ❤️

Kanza

I like specific types of mint flavors (like mint chocolate chip ice cream) but not in toothpaste. I also can't stand cinnamon. Luckily we've found some vanilla flavored toothpaste that has been great.

Libby Feutz

A pickle wrap is a pickle wrapped in cream cheese and your choice of deli meat (usually ham). Also known as Midwest Sushi. We have them at every holiday here in MI.

L G

We do dried beef instead of ham! But ham sounds good! From Iowa 🌽

ValPal

I legit didn’t know about labubus until that episode and quite literally w in 4 hours saw multiple posts on my feeds about them. Including an out of state friend who did an unboxing reveal video of her two kids opening them. And then another video about how they are a recession indicator. What is this world.

Witch Of The Waste

Ngl it felt super cool to have my comment shouted out!

Isthisthingon

Getting close to being caught up in my episodes

_under__score_under_under_

The issue is that your podcast is not getting mastered correctly. Mastering is a final fine tuning process of audio mainly used to make tracks louder for consistent playback across multiple platforms without causing distortion. I am an audio engineer lol Love yall!

Exhausted_Millenial

Sorry for my postal co-workers. Don't take it too personally, we hate our job. Also, it costs the government nothing. We get our funding from sales, which is why the stamp and mailing costs increase.

Sidicious

I hate all things mint. I'm 42 and I use little kid bubble gum flavored toothpaste. I can't find decent cinnamon toothpaste.

Gemma Gallucci

Late to this but the toothpaste should honestly be clove bc clove is actually good for your teeth. What’s clove closer to? Cinnamon! Put cinnamon and clove in the toothpaste

Gemma Gallucci

Ok k loved the where the wild things are live action. They did an awesome job and it was fucking scary which was awesome and making James gandolfini aka Tony soprano the main wild thing is AWESOME. Also I just lost my Medicaid coverage literally yesterday. Rip.

Elorg Sanders

I'm convinced that Cosmos is actually a cat who hunts pigeons 😹

Detective Dips

Am I the only person on the planet that doesn’t think crocs are comfortable?