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The Pearlman’s tackle the fallout facing the Podcast bro's as they realize trump played them and is never releasing the Epstein files because it most definitively implicate him more than any single person. 

Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, NELK all interviewed trump but refused to bring up his close friendship with Epstein. Now their fans are starting to recognize they've been lied to and the bros are left scrambling to salvage their audiences's trust.

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0:00 - Intro - Is Andrew Schulz an Idiot?1:35 - Alex's Viral Antipasto and Epstein videos5:48 - Why no Epstein questions for Trump Podcast Bros?15:23 - Why Andrew Schulz and Joe Rogan Became Lame Alex Jones Impersonators34:13 - Alex's Time as a Security Guard Perp Walking the Easter Bunny47:30 - Gianmarco Soresi Exposes Andrew Schulz's Ego52:04 - Where does Andrew Schulz's Greed Lead?1:01:29 - What's going on with How Andrew Schulz Dresses?1:08:00 - Trump, Charlie Kirk, and Laura Ingraham also Facing Backlash

Comments

Tired_Librarian

I saw the title and giggled like a madwoman. I'm so fucking excited 🤣

Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

Fuck all the pod-bros! Im always down to hear Alex shit on Theo Von! Chef's Kiss 💋 to Mrs. P's use of TWAT

Krillin the GOAT

I thought this was going to be the hello kitty episode 🫤

Mrs._P's_Slug_Tongs

I can listen to your podcast for literally the entirety of my work shift every day (baker). Sometimes when my boss is looking right into my eyes speaking to me I don't even pause the airpod anymore - the airpod which she gave me for Christmas. Thanks for giving me hope every Sunday bc I'm so done with this job lol. Catching up has been extremely therapeutic to say the least! ❤️🇨🇦

MissAdenine

Currently making butter chicken and lentils, enough to freeze in portions for diy tv dinners.

Lora Dailey

Perp walking the Easter bunny through the mall is a CRAZY lore drop

on vibes 24_7

Reply All was my favorite podcast of all time toooo. Alex Goldman just started releasing kind of similar but not as well-produced stories on a pod called Hyperfixed, and PJ Vogt’s is called Search Engine (which sadly, I find really boring.)

on vibes 24_7

Alex’s Alex Jones impression was indeed terrifying, thank you Mrs. P

An autographed photo of Jesus Christ.

This was a great episode - I had to pause after the first few minutes to bring my hubs up to speed on the antipasto salad. And I most definitely want to know about the Bon Appetit scandal!!!!

AugieLovesPenny

I love listening to y’all while I meal prep for the week. 💖

DredgenJedi

Aura farm The Daily Beans

MatchaParty

I want BOTH charts! Sloppy for other podcast’s fans but not your own. Wowwwww

Karma Kamille

I’ve been an avid Andrew Shultz hater since I was 15 in 2015 because I was obsessed with the Read (a pretty successful black pop culture podcast with queer host). I highly recommend you look into clips of Crissle dragging the hell out of Andy for his “edgy” humor. Also I’m 80% sure that he had a hand in the brief era where dude bros would say Maggot to avoid being cancelled for saying the F-slur

Jessipoot

I’m listening to you guys while I lay in bed and play stardew valley. I also listen driving to work

Jessipoot

I very much enjoyed that

Trent Danger Savage

Hearing Alex say “Reply All” felt like hearing the name of a dead friend. God I miss that podcast so much.

BugTheLady_Alissa

I fucking knew Mrs. P didn’t improve your Epstein board video

Soup.4.The.Pearlmans

Yo I forget that most people who grew up liberal don’t know what a crappy person Stephen Hawking was. The CNs use that to show what “being godless” does to your soul while simultaneously also cheating on their own wives or covering up their friend’s affairs. It’s wild dude. They tried to do that to Bill Nye too but us Millennials were already gone by that point so it wasn’t as effective.

Taris Harlow

I need you to aura farm (sort of) The Story. They are just two best friends who sit across from each other and tell each other stories.

amanaybeak

Aura farm The Greatest Movie Ever Made pod, I think y'all would vibe.

SwampAstronaut

We need a photo of the CostoCo fit NOW.

Sarah

If Mrs. P wasn’t gluten free I would need a Dolly Parton baked goods taste test.

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

I will put on an episode literally any time, it's just nice to hear you guys talking. I love listening while driving or at work because capitalism is hell but your vibes make it bearable

SwampAstronaut

Mr. P’s Joe Rogan impression sounded more like Vince McMahon making some insane creative pitch when he inevitably gets back into the WWE board room in a year because he’s discovered the key to eternal youth and will never die and will just get more and more unhinged and crazy.

Kay W

Listening while getting ready for and driving to work

Rockstache

So Andy Schulz is Paul Scheer's character in The League?

Rockstache

I was going to suggest Welcome to Nightvale, Old Gods of Appalachia, and The White Vault, but...that's probably redundant.

Sara_the_Bookworm

I would like to introduce you to The Ole Timey Podcast - it's like the Midwest, history only version of this podcast. Married Couple - Check; Sound board - check; A love of John Brown - Check!

Arlo the Average

Personally I listen at work so I don’t have to hear right wing talk radio while I drink my coffee

Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

My ex would put the radio on right-wing shows & set the alarm clock. Said there was NEVER a morning where that bullshit didn't enrage so hard that he didn't have to get out of bed immediately and shut it off lol

Molly Jane Cyr

The Easter bunny story made me have to pull over and scream-laugh in the Lowe’s parking lot. Took a minute before I was okay to go inside and buy a lot of spray paint and glue without looking sus.

Rockstache

The crossover episode with Hello From the Magic Tavern was pretty funny.

Rockstache

I listen while walking my routes at the PO every Monday. When I'm done with TMT, I'll swap to a horror pod like Old Gods of Appalachia or humor (How Did This Get Made) or an audiobook.

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Also: until you have had Juggalo neighbors in the suburbs... while staying home with a newborn baby...you definitely have not experienced the full beauty of the Juggalo culture 🤣

Jackrabbit

while this is all happening, how did the Philly sanitation strike go? (bring back the woker)

Endac

I realized I hadn't heard this episode yet when Philly D called you his anger translator on In good faith, lmao.

Endac

I'd say aurafarm in good faith, but you already did that

shelse

Iron-rich water will turn your whites orange/yellow. You can use borax and washing soda as laundry boosters to soften the water and keep your whites white. That actually sounds terrible. I think I've listened to all of the podcast episodes and I don't know what to listen to while I'm working now. I need more lore dumps.

Ari Yovel

I would LOVE to see Alex on Behind the Bastards, go get your day ruined by another deep-diving feral nerd

Victoria Green

You asked what I’m doing while listening, I’m making gluten free chocolate cake with peanut butter icing from scratch for my fiancé’s birthday (if Mrs. Pearlmania wants the recipe I’ll send it over!) the only request he had for his birthday was that I make this cake for him because the recipe is that good (he can have gluten and he still requests the gluten free version)

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Ok, how did I miss while listening to this episode when Joe Rogan’s huge nipples came up?!?!? Now I got to listen to it again damn it!!😳😳😅

Mr.PearlsFootFungus

To answer what I’m doing while listening, usually I’m listening while I’m working lol or in the car on the way to work with my gf

CheeseDizMilk

I literally died seeing Joe Rogan ripples came across my screen

ValPal

I normally listen on my drive to work that’s 2x a week. Makes it much more enjoyable. Regarding aura farming lol not that it would be considered that but I’ve always been intrigued on how an episode with you and Hutch would go. @hutchinson —> twitter

ValPal

Ummmm did anyone see the story about the Chuck E Cheese guy getting arrested this week 😂😂😂 thought of this immediately

ValPal

Pretty unrelated. My husband has finally started to see Alex trickle into his reels and he’s always like “that guys always crashing out!!” And I was like … so you like it?! Answer is yes lol

kt-wrex

I listen to you guys at work, wage theft anywhere I can get it, or if I can't wait when I garden on Sundays.

Ant

As a former Spencers worker and Manager- Everything you said was absolutely correct and is what we are trained on with Management

annoyedinthevoid

I just saw a tik tok where a guy was arrested in his chuck e cheese uniform and I immediately associated that with Alex's Easter bunny perp walk

Jax and his Mom

Yes! I miss the history deep dive episodes!

Hey-hey it’s Wah-say

I listen to your podcast while I get ready in the morning & when I’m cooking

Paige Morgan

Alex’s Costco outfit sounds like something my girlfriend and I wear to run errands 😂😂

Psyunide

My drive to and from work is this podcast or an audiobook. Get on The Downside. Would love to hear you and Gianmarco talk about how much you love Luigi.

Sierra

The way I’d ruuuun to get Mrs. P’s crockpots 😂 time to make a kickstarter guys! But seriously, I just know Mrs. P’s would be much better than the Pioneer Woman’s

Mara ✨

Mr P should aura farm the I’ve had it podcast. They would love your crashouts