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August Story Report Poll (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-01 23:29:21
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2025-08-01 23:29:53
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I can't decide between these two silly summer thriller/murder mysteries for the August Story report. Please let me know which book you would prefer to hear me explain to Alex later this month!

Vote for your pick in the comments below (the poll feature is not working), I will "close voting" on Sunday.

Everyone Is Lying To You by Jo Piazza | The StoryGraph

Assassins Anonymous by Rob Hart | The StoryGraph

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amanaybeak

Assassin's anonymous please!

Elizabeth J

Everyone is lying to you #tradwife

Marie Vanhellsing

I have heard very good things about Everyone is Lying to You

Lora Dailey

Everyone is Lying to You

Mr.PearlsFootFungus

Hard pick this month but I heard everyone is lying to you is pretty interesting

Michelpy

Both of these are on my list too!! Assassin’s anonymous!

happylauf

i think tradwives murder mystery will be fun! Everyone is Lying to You

Erin

everyone is lying to you bc tradwife obviously!

ihavenooriginalideas

Everyone is lying to you!! This is a perfect book to pair with quack month

Ari Yovel

Assassins Anonymous!!

Allegedly High Hippy

Assain Anonymous sounds better but I'd rather vote for the other one so Alex has to listen to more tradwife material.

Sit n stitch

I wanna read both so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jewels

Everyone is Lying to You

Brittany D

Assassin's anonymous sounds great and I would prefer it. But a tradwife murder is also great. Vote is still for Assassin's anonymous

Bubsey_Wubsey_Has_No_Hair

This is tough… from the description, I picture the TradWife as The Pioneer Woman, Ree Drummond. So that makes EILTY more interesting to me. But the idea of an assassin who can’t kill, while being actively hunted by someone? That sounds like an awesome movie

Rogue Rabbit

Assassins anonymous for me but neither would disappoint thats for sure. I just want to hear about all the people at that 12 step program lmao

Mun

Everyone is Lying To You

Dots_Pretzel_Queen

Everyone is lying to you! I'm reading that one this week

sky emilia

everyone else is wrong assasins anonymous sounds hilarious

Nixie

Assassins Anonymous

LizMac

Everyone is lying to you (they both sound amazing!)

just_surviving

I think Assassin's Anonymous would be hilarious, and the reactions we would get from Mr. Pearlmania would break our laugh box.

Haley

Everyone is Lying to You!

Amanda Lilly

Assassins anonymous sounds awesome

Rockstache

1 more vote for Assassins Anonymous

Lauren but NOT the mortician

Everyone is lying to you definitely feels more relevant at the moment and it might actually be cathartic!

LyasMonfar

Assassin’s Anonymous

Kimberly HW

These both look great but Assassins Anonymous!

PumpkinKing008

Everyone is lying to you only because the main character is a trad wife and we know that will make Alex squirm the most 🤣

Emidooodle

Everyone is lying to you

deviled_bells

Everyone is Lying to you. Come on Stepford wives vibes but with murder.

annoyedinthevoid

Both sound good but I feel like Assassin's Anonymous will be more of a banger story report

Lisa Paglicci

Everyone is lying to you so Mrs P can learn more about her true nature and make Alex so so Upset 😂

Sam

Both sound good but I’m going with Everyone is lying to you!

Yvonne Hill

Alex should read everyone I'd lying but you, and Mrs pearlmania should read Assassin's Anonymous and they should BOTH do book episodes!

Caroline

Everyone is Lying to You!

Kristina

Assassins Anonymous

Libby Feutz

Everyone is lying to you

Obsidiahn

Everyone is lying to you

Kelly_from_south_jersey

Get that GOD DAMN JERSEY SHORE SLANDER OUT PF HERE. South Jersey has the best beaches, and you get to have your dog pee on literal billionaires yard when you rent one of the three bungalows that are left

kt-wrex

Every One Is Lying To You!

maxmatt789

Everyone is lying to you

hothotpot

Everyone is lying to you!!

Rhysand_beans

Everyone is lying to you 👏🏻

Danielle

Assassins Anonymous!

MandiCakes

Hope my click worked. Now I’m immediately going to my StoryGraph app and add “to read” regardless (second one)

Jessipoot

Assassins anonymous

MandiCakes

It now occurs to me that Assassins Anonymous gives me loose vibes, based on description, of Billy Summers by Stephen King, which I’ve only just started…(simple premise being hitman who just wants out)

MandiCakes

StoryGraph: “Billy Summers is a man in a room with a gun. He's a killer for hire and the best in the business. But he'll do the job only if the target is a truly bad guy. And now Billy wants out. But first there is one last hit. Billy is among the best snipers in the world, a decorated Iraq war vet, a Houdini when it comes to vanishing after the job is done. So what could possibly go wrong? How about everything.” Vs. “Mark was the most dangerous killer-for-hire in the world. But after learning the hard way that his life’s work made him more monster than man, he left all of that behind, and joined a twelve-step group for reformed killers.” DUN-DUN.

Tired_Librarian

I would love to hear both eventually, but let's hear Everyone is Lying to You first.

Dan

Assassinm’s Anonymous

Tobi : )

Everyone is lying to you!

Casper

Assassins Anon! Tradwife hits a little close to home rn 😅

MeDrawPretty

“Everyone is lying to you.“ The other title sounds too much like Gross Point Blank meets John Wick.

Peach

“Everyone is lying to you” sounds really good!

Danielle

My vote is for everyone is lying to you!

Wiscoliz

Everyone is Lying to Ypu!

snelly

Assassins Anonymous - i can only picture hilarious scenes of the person not trying to kill people

Lemonboi🍋

Everyone is lying to you, that feels like a Quack month book in essence.

Sierra

Everyone is lying to you!!

Arlo the Average

Assassins Anonymous. There are too many trad wives in real life, I don’t need them in my fiction

Anne N

Assassins anon!!!

benwyatt

Assassins Anonymous!

Pajamas

Assassins Anonymous

Lavender_lemonade_in_a_bisexual_honoring_way

Phew, I just picked up and finished Everyone is Lying to You. Holy shit, it was 🤯 If it doesn’t win, please read it anyways. It was so much. The death of the husband was the least interesting and shocking part of the story 😶

Jeff

Everyone Is Lying To You

Khunt_Fartz

If August is quack month I feel like ‘everyone is lying to you’ keeps it closer to the theme but assassins anonymous also sounds cool but maybe that one can be Septembers book?

Zelda Presents

both please 🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏

LadyVLand

Everyone is lying to you!! 😁

Mrs._P's_Slug_Tongs

Omg Queen P 🪿, you gotta do these both at some point they both sound so interesting! My first choice is Assassins Anonymous

MatchaParty

Assassins Anonymous pleaseeeeee 🙏🏻