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THE AFTERPARTY - 153 - Those Wild Mellons (Patreon)

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2025-12-11 12:00:15
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DICK CHENEY IS STILL DEAD! We got 82 shout outs, 15 comments, two exhausted parents and an irish immigrant boat full of laughs on this week's THE AFTER PARTY!

A lot of our listeners live near Johnstown, Pennsylvania.

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Coy Cadaver

I do believe that the only way to truly kill Dick Cheney would have been cremations so I hope that he's not buried in the ground

Darth_Meegan

I grew up watching hell razor raiser? Traumatized me💀Wait you know what?? They don’t make scary movies lol 😂 for kids anymore💀

Kay W

I would make the trip from Cleveland to see you in Pittsburgh, especially if Mrs P is there!

Brittaney Phillips

Mr. P reading the comment and saying "hey google" made the Google on my android auto in my car turn on. I hate that thing its so obnoxious

Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

Went to a CVS yMÁs n got 2 special edition Xmas Scents of Fabuloso®.... n saw knock off Fabuloso ... so my jam!

AYAZUKI Yugi (綾月 遊戯)

When Mr P said "Theres only one Ireland" I was about to do the "26+6=1" thing and he beat me to it!

Just_a_tried_teacher_from_maine

Both our senators are awful! I must be on a list for the amount of times I have called both to say how much they suck and are destroying Maine.

feral_non-binary_autistic

PLEASE come over to this side of PA. I'll drive to Pittsburgh to see you guys! PLEASE do it. If you come to the small area of Hermitage Pa it's like dead center between Erie, Pittsburgh, and Cleveland, Youngstown everything is like 1.5hrs away (except ytown it's 30min).

✨Hot Marta✨

I wish my family was a yell at each other about politics on thanksgiving instead of the passive aggressive “chill” thanksgiving. The cognitive dissonance in my brain is palpable.

Elizabeth Darling

I'm from Dick Van Dyke's hometown and if something bad comes out, the whole town will probably finally give its death rattle. Even his super young (comparatively) wife is someone he met organically when she was already well established adult.

Elizabeth Darling

I feel like Mrs. P and I are very similar in that we like to be all vibes and then all of a sudden our brain just goes "why doesn't someone just shoot the motherfucker already? Take one for the team!" Like I'm armchair quarterbacking the French Revolution.

Elizabeth Darling

Also instead of a laptop, Mrs. P should just craft while listening. It'll be like a cozy Subway Surfer split screen.

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I have two Great Pyrenees (one mix, one purebred, both rescues with TRAUMA ISSUES) so you have my sympathy. If we had had them when our child was a toddler that Pyr paw would've caused some serious damage 🤣 I hope yours are better at letting guests in the house than mine are. They want to eat everybody unless they are outside of our property. Also, I appreciate the local love plans but I do want to say that the Pacific Northwest loves you too and I know I'm not the only one who has been begging for an episode on Rajneeshpuram... I guarantee it will boom you

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Oh also. I have to know who is going to be driving the RV in this scenario 🤣

Kate The Great

Holy shit you read my comment! I'm like famous now. 😎 Also, nothing beats having google turn off all my lights with a voice command while I'm in bed.

✨Hot Marta✨

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL, OMG ITS CODY RHODES

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

The Macy's parade pod actually made me pull over when Mrs P said my home town's name 😅 I've carefully manipulated my algorithm so I don't hear anything about it so that was a little jarring 😅😅

Niki Fawkes

Hahaha my partner is related to Guy Fawkes.

Still Waiting For Mrs P's Fancy Slowcookers

YESSS... I went to a concert at Red Rocks and realized there girl next to me was knitting and just vibing. I was kind of sad that I left my hobbies at home. So yes, crafting helps with awkward "idk what to do with my hands but I like being here" situations

Amber Sanchez

I also do not have my Siri on so I will meet you there!

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

I'm thrilled to know you're a Fabuloso family. You should listen to the spotless podcast about cleaning (that takes a lot of tangents)

Victoria Green

Hello! As someone with celiac disease who is from Harrisburg, then moved to Philly, spent my childhood traveling to my family in Erie and who now lives in Western PA, near PLEASE let me recommend the best gluten free restaurants to Mrs. P in the areas you’re going to visit before you go on a road trip around Western PA. I’ve been investigating and cataloging the best spots for the past 15 years and have some absolute gems to suggest!

RecklessRoca

Hearing my dogs name be pronounced correctly without prompts by the Pearlmans is worth every penny. Can’t believe I didn’t sign up sooner.

StarlightDancer

Omg a kid I was babysitting once asked Alexa how old Jesus is and it responded "if he was alive today, he'd be over 2000 years old". And then she got this look and asked me "Jesus is dead?" And so then I had to figure out a way to explain this to a six year old without scarring her passion of the Christ style.

StarlightDancer

Also, as someone who was raised by a narcissist, I have developed a very complex web of guidelines regarding what should be in writing and what shouldn't.

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

My spouse is obsessed with the stupid Alexa and doesn’t listen when I tell them we are wiretapping ourselves. 😬

Alex and Rachel Trautman

I get Spanish Ford and McDonalds commercials, we're pretty sure it's because we quote that porque no los dos taco commercial girl ALL THE TIME in front of our phones and Google minis 🤣🤣🤣

Lazar_Swan

My husband and I did a road trip through Pennsylvania for our honeymoon. It was such a great trip! We started in Pittsburgh and drove all the way across and back. In Philly we went to the Mütter Museum!

ScrambledPhoenixEggs

In the days before palantir having voice control of my electronics was incredible for my ADHD. Since then we've dumped almost every Google service (minus like, YouTube and Android Auto) and have found lots of alternatives including a Faraday bag. I feel so fucking paranoid, but its only paranoia if they're *not* actually actively surveiling you. We're white, but a queer and trans neuroduvergent leftist household still is at risk. Fuck this administration for killing my compensatory strategies and pinging my anxiety hourly!

Coco Boomslang

ADs can be nuts on YouTube, I love listening to Phil D but a AD break mid Phil giving his own AD read is always wild 😄

lesbos4mrs.p

OMG when i listened on spotify i ALWAYS got the French car ad and it never made sense to me bc i live in Utah and do not speak French

Chris Hrycyshyn

I cannot believe someone finally pronounced my last game correctly on the first try without any coaching. Truly appreciate the effort, and yes this is how it’s spelled on my birth certificate/license.

Tri-sarah-tops

Wait who pays for Google home or Alexa???

Buttmunchmcgee

IVE BEEN GETTING THE FRENCH VW ADS TOO. INDIANA. That is all

Jordan

Ho damn I heard my name

rocksand

Pro tip for youtube watchers that don't want to see a million ads but also refuse to pay a youtube subscription: if you skip to like the last few seconds of the video, let it play itself out, then hit the replay button, you can watch the whole thing without ads. Also this only works if you have autoplay next video turned OFF. You're welcome.

Shortandstoat

I would 100% be at a Pittsburgh show/event

Amalia Talty

100% agree on the ant-google home stance. We got one as a present and it sits in our kitchen, not connected to the Internet and is basically a glorified timer.

Paige Morgan

I get a lot of Mexican ads but I assumed it’s because I’m near San Diego. Additionally, my tiktok thinks I’m Black with curly hair because I loved watching tutorial and educational hair videos.

Razorswift

I'm never able to drop those Taylor Swift connections :'D

RaiHoneybb 🦆

yay you read my comment and you pronounced my name right!

QueerAFCanuck

Relocated Pittsburger here, if yinz do something in Pittsburgh it'd be worth the trip back home. Tho, would you ever consider something in Toronto? How's the Canadian audience? Robust? Do I need to start leaving Too Many Tabs flyers all over up here? Erie is not that far from Toronto. ;)

SpencerSomehowKnows

There are places in Central Pennsylvania still feeling the effects of the flood(s). Our river town economies have never recovered.

Little Hound, Big Sound

Hearing you both speak so positively about Pittsburgh made me so gleeful! If you do come this way, I will happily dog sit for you (not great with human babies, sorry). What if Alex was the guest when The Dollop comes into town in March? Your episode of The Past Times is one of my all time favs.

Autistic Goblin

I changed my username since you read my name out (Mrs P thinks I have a cool name, I'm so happy), so I might have to resub with my new name....

Eli M.

Listening to this episode way late but I heard Mr. P do my shoutout and ended up in a half-hour deep dive about Eli Whitney and the debate over whether he was black or white. Very on brand lol

Adrian Hanson

I grew up Cuban and Santeria always scared the fuck outta me