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See Alex in Philly 12/20 and 12/21 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/125409

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Mrs. P does a deep dive the horrible crimes Oprah and her three Demons (Dr Phi, Dr. Oz, and Jenny McCarthy) have committed. Alleged offenses include working with ICE, Vaccine Denialism, exploiting 13 year old girls, selling all sorts of scam supplements and worst of all getting John Fetterman elected. AND THAT TRULY IS THE WORST CRIME OF THEM ALL. 

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0:00 Intro - Mother of Demons0:25 Who is Oprah Gail Winfrey?8:00  Phil McGraw - Oprahs First Monster21:48 Dr. Phils Alleged Crimes27:42 The Cash Me Outside Girl32:36 Dr Phil Does ICE, DHS propaganda37:35 Cool Girl Anti-Vaxxers - Jenny McCarthy45:45 Jenny Begins her Autism Grift1:00:27 Who is Dr Oz and What has he done to dogs?1:05:31 Dr Oz Promotes Pyramid Schemes MLMs1:08:14 Dr Oz Really Likes Trump and Covid Denialism1:17:25 Dr Oz Runs for Senate and John Fetterman Thanks Him1:24:10 Alex's John Fetterman Rant1:30:42 Ranking Oprah's Evilest Villains

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OctavianDynamite

FINALLY. I was thinking that people were to scared to talk shit on Oprah or something, because SHE IS SO SUS. I'm not sure if comparing her to Diddy is appropriate, but she gives that same vibe of "I must win, and I don't care how" vibes.

artizzles

"Check under your chairs, you get a car" bit was spot on because I did, in fact, have a car under my chair...because I was driving. 😎 kinda bummed I have to wait to listen to the rest after socializing

Ari Yovel

Re: Christmas Carol, the ghost with Ignorance and Want under his cloak is Christmas Present. He's the one who is keenly aware of social inequality and the forces that keep it in place and shows it to Scrooge firsthand.

Elizabeth Darling

I already shouted it out on YouTube, but I gotta comment here because I’m ~passionate~ Check out Bailing Out Benji to support ending puppy mills!

junebug

shout out mango white claws

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

I work with unhoused teens, several of which have fled those “troubled teen” camps. Phil is the biggest monster there is. That sick fuck continues to convince parents to sacrifice their teens health for their convenience.

Kayla_from_delaware

One of us knows has been my favorite story report so far. It’s the only book I read before the ep.

The Libberator

I both coveted and feared the playboy bunny airbrush as a teen. I also played halo 2 at lan parties and would rip bad spliffs in the driveway with my buddies. And that’s on being genderqueer

Hello_i_love_butter

Why did i see Mrs. Pearlmania liked a “marriage is hard” instagram reel earlier this sunday before i watched the ep

Shut_Up_I'm_Fabulous

$12 for a mani, $12 for a pedi, or $20 for both. You’re spot on, Mrs P! Same with the Playboy Bunny sticker. Always my right hip 🤦‍♀️

ThenIWhispered

FWIW, Oz at a Redners, saying Wegners probably wasn't a Rutter's. It was probably him combining Wegmans and Redners. But, regardless, he's a slimy grifter and an idiot. And still, with my whole chest, "Fuck Fetterman!" And kudos to Mrs. P for keeping it together and understanding your need to get that all off your chest. 😂

Get_Mrs_P_Her_Dang_Chickens

Ive been watching Mr. P crash out since the I-95 collapse days. And I gotta say. This (the Fetterman rant) was probably my favorite crash out by him to date. Fuck Fetterman. Free Palestine

Coco Boomslang

I'm so glad my mom was a Soap Opera Mom, not a Daytime Talk Show Mom. Days Of Out Lives never had opinions about vaccines.

MyCancerIsInRemissionMadisonRussoCanEatMyAss

Thinking back to middle school and remembering all the girls whose parents could afford clothes with logos on them having the playboy bunny on everything... 🤔 What an experience

SwampAstronaut

I’m gonnna need a TMT episode on the Swiss Cheese Pervert, right now. I can’t believe yall are just gonna GLAZE OVER THAT.

Tri-sarah-tops

Do we need a specific level to get the first like 6 story reports??? I really wanna listen to the mermaid book

Silvergilt

Why does it feel like every doctor I know or know of is like this weird old school conservative?

An Earth Worm Having A Seizure

I was patiently waiting for you to bring up how Dr. Phil sent bahd bhabie to that wilderness camp and I was not disappointed! They ABUSE kids in those facilities! cashmeousideaboudat!!!

Nikki Ann

Re: Dr Phil- my last therapist reminded me of him. He invited me out multiple times, talked about other patients to me (still shocked at the grandma/grandson relationship), did a bunch of drugs and believed in Jewish space lasers. I now have a wonderful female Gen Z therapist. That was a wild time though.

An Earth Worm Having A Seizure

If anyone is interested in diving more into the subject, the podcast Something Was Wrong just finished a whole season dedicated to it. You hear directly from survivors and some parents of the survivors. Some are wilderness camps, some are not, some aren’t even in the united states, but they’re all abusive and it’s horrific what they do to these kids. And some are still operating rn! When one gets shut down they just open another one… Paris Hilton was sent to one and now she advocates against them.

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I was a teacher back then and got off early enough to turn on Oprah while I was puttering around when I got home. I thought Dr. Phil was full of shit from the jump; what an asshole. One time my husband came home from work and caught me yelling at the TV while Dr. Phil was on. He was doing one of his stupid little catchphrases ("do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?") and I was hollering "BEING RIGHT MAKES ME HAPPY, YOU FUCK" and my husband was like "it really does" 🤣

Mrs. Pearlmania500

We are working on getting them on to Patreon, I don't have a nailed down timeline because we have some IT hurdles with the files. Those episodes are live on iTunes, Spotify and other audio feeds if you are willing to listen there. Once I get everything fixed and uploaded here, I will make a post, so everyone gets a notification. - Mrs. P

gimme that sweet sweet dopamine

I actually went to University of North Texas where Dr. Phil got his doctorate from. I studied rehabilitation counseling. I will never forget the day where one of my professors is being audited by somebody up in the counseling department and I watched them get into an argument about the legitimacy of Dr. Phil. Come to find out the person in the counseling department was allegedly friends with Dr. Phil and that’s why she was defending him. This was in 2011. Edit: I’m also gonna need a trigger/jump scare warning at the RFK Jr voice lmao

Shea

Oh my gosh. I am still listening, but I have two little things that I wanted to say. First, Dr. Phil can get fucked... Funny enough he talked shit about Slippery Rock University (a PA state college). He ended up apologizing because people harassed him for talking shit about our lovely school. Two, I am so glad you talked about Jenny because I 100% know that my own vaccine hesitancy for my oldest child is directly due to her activism. I was a young mom who didn't know anything and I did a delayed schedule for my oldest because people like Jenny who I "knew" and "trusted" said that vaccines could hurt my baby. (I will say that completely isn't my position now, and all of my children are fully vaccinated because I like them and don't want them to die from preventable things.)

rissa_rainbows

Yes! The girls that had the playboy bunny sticker were the COOLEST girls in school. My mother refused to take me to a tanning salon, but she was anti-vax for a while on the advice from her friend who was a chiropractor and just so happened to sell MLM vitamins. But thankfully now she is very pro vax and I walk into my pediatrician singing 🎵SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!🎵 Also I still ended up with autism 🤷

Sara_the_Bookworm

I must say it was a certain type of mind fuck to grow up in the early 2000s if you were a smart enough kid to understand hypocrisy. Watching purity culture playout with the pop stars of the day and being reinforced with abstinence only education but at the same time seeing all these kids running around with playboy bunny clothes and merch. I was very much the uncool girl trying to explain that isn't it weird that kids are wearing porn merchandise? Like we're signing abstinence pledges in health class but then you're grabbing your playboy bunny purse out of your locker?

Amber Sanchez

Let’s not forget the tiny velour suit with rhinestones spelling out “Juicy” on the ass. You also had to have the chunky highlights to be cool as a 12 year old…

Lovexash

I haven’t even listened to this yet, so you might touch on it. But I would argue. She’s a mother of the biggest demon of them all, Donny. She implanted the idea in his head of him becoming president.

Lovexash

Also, very unfortunate timing with the release of the Project 2026 plan.

Alanna

So many are saying the tanning/bunny sticker and early 00s was middle school for them, but it was high school for me. Boarding school, in fact, so no need for parental permission and no reactions. I distinctly recall the time a friend asked if I wanted to go the tanning salon with them and others—I, a medium tone Black girl. At first I incredulously was like, “what!?”. Then responded: “I’m happy with my natural tan, thanks...” I didn’t let her live that down for a while. That and the fact that she came back darker than me (!) with the bunny mark. She’s Korean but had fully westernized. In contrast, another Korean hs friend of mine wore long sleeves, carried an umbrella, and half buried herself in the sand when we went to the beach. All to avoid her skin darkening even a little bit.

SomethingWitty

Omg…”was Dr Phil a boot camp guy” you ask?!? He likely is the reason the Troubled Teen Industry had such a boon in the aughts. Yikes on bikes, friends.

thatEgirl

I listen to your podcast the same way my mom used to watch Oprah's talk show 😅

DamnYouVodka

I rushed to the comments to mention my pale ass also used the tanning bed Playboy sticker, but then got hit in the face with Mr. P talking about Halo LAN parties... which I also did 🌝

Arlo the Average

A store in my local mall still sells playboy bunny nipple piercing jewelry

Gayelordoftherings

Yooooo anti vax is 100% the work of crunchy evangelical homeschoolers. Have me on your podcast and I can tell you about how I got whooping cough at 11 because my mom and all Her friends pretended we had egg allergies so we wouldn’t need vaccines

Jen Fred

REALLY appreciate the rant my friend.

PhiladelphiaKnifebush

I love y'all, but I assure you anti-vax was not a left issue pre McCarthy. I grew up cult adjacent in that we were homeschooled and completely surrounded by Duggar and worse type culty behavior. My parents were pipelined anti-vax in the middle 90s. None of these people vaccinated or sent kids to school. The early far right loved being anti vax

Madam Ooze

My life is wild cause I had the playboy bunny tan sticker AND was playing halo 2 on a LAN party.

Sydney Zane In The Membrane

Nothing brings me more joy than knowing our queen also thinks Bhad Bhabie has some amazing tracks unironically.

StarlightDancer

I definitely agree McCarthy is just peddling woowoo snake oil. However, depending on the symptoms being presented, a person with celiac disease affecting their mental health *could* possibly be misdiagnosed as autistic. It's been known to cause ADHD and depression like symptoms in some people. The most wild case of celiac disease I've heard of was a woman who had vivid and intense delusions whenever she accidentally ate gluten. As I'm sure Mrs.P can attest to, celiac isn't just a digestive issue, it can really fuck up your entire body and health.

notsayingit's a pyramid but it's a pyramid scheme

Alex and Mrs. P forgot that Oprah is the reason we have crazy Kanye West. Oprah recommended the doctor who killed his mom during the breast reduction surgery. That was the point when Kanye went koo koo for coco puffs.

HereForTheJillSteinBeef

I can see senior trip so clearly: orange tans, bright white playboy bunny on one side and the birth control patch on the other. Low rise cutoff denim skirt and pukka shell necklace

GoblinMom

I used to work for a company that monitored usana for illegal ftc/FDA claims!

Beep boop

I know you just said you wouldn’t, but PLEASE follow up about the Swiss cheese man of Philly????!!

Akronite Chelsea

I was definitely not allowed to have a playboy sticker tan line.. I had to use a cute little dolphin sticker instead. I was so jealous of the playboy bunny hip outlines ugh