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The vote for Mr. P's book choice (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-11 21:58:26
Edited:
2025-01-11 18:45:32
Imported:
2023-10

Poll

The vote for Mr. P's book choice

  • Rubicon (Ai sci-fi) 5
  • Children of Time (Space Sci-fi) 18
  • Storm Front (Book 1 of the Dresden Files) 33
  • A Court of Thorns and Roses (Horny) 160
  • 12 Rules for Life (Jordan Peterson Bullshit) 30
  • 2023-10-11
  • —2023-10-22
  • 246 votes
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Content

Choose below to vote for which book Mr. P will read for a future Mrs. P's Book Club. 

1 vote per person. 

Comments

Courtney Cox

This is the harder decision I’ve had to make all day. And I was at Trader Joe’s earlier.

stinker

do i want him to read something he could potentially enjoy or do i want to hear him go on a two hour rant deconstructing and trashing jordan peterson’s book? genuinely a hard choice to make

Napoleon Bonerfart

A Court of Thorns and Roses isn’t even the horniest book of that series.

Moxie Mouse

Glad to see booktok heard the call

Desirée Ooohlala

Okay but next time my vote is for an Amish Romance

Drella

👏 horny book 👏 👏 horny book 👏 👏 horny book 👏

Outside Bird Lady

Since everyone is a slam dunk for acotar I gotta go with the Jordan Peterson book, because I need to hear mr. P destroy it so I can yell at my family about why it’s stupid to listen to him

Carlee Jones

Imagine: he reads all of the acotar books

Harley Watkins

I love that so much. ACOTAR isn’t that spicy in my opinion but I am still so excited. The spiciest and my fav was ACOSF 😍

Showmeyourhams

Can you see who all voted for what—you know, like those who belong in horny jail 😂

jaywhygeereads

I’m voting ACOTAR because I love this series, however, before it is overhyped as horny & both reader and listener are disappointed I have to warn y’all: it’s really not that horny. The author’s other works in the series are much hornier 🔥🌶️😅

jaywhygeereads

lol me 🙋🏽‍♀️ I belong in horny jail 😂

jaywhygeereads

horny readers where y’all at?!? 🌶️🙋🏽‍♀️🔥

Tychopotts

Stop being horny and vote for Jordan Peterson Bullshit!

Jennifer

I absolutely can't wait for Mr. P's Book Club!

Hjonklike

Hi I also joined to vote for ACOTAR and now I’m really wondering what the venn diagram of ACOTAR readers and Pearlmania500 fans are 😄

Hjonklike

This is the best $5 I’ve ever spent

Carlee Jones

I’ve read all the book and listened to all of their episodes so I’m right in the middle lol

Turtburgler

Acotar is a totally valid choice but as someone who's read children of time yall are not prepared for how wild that book gets. If it doesn't win I'd seriously recommend checking out a synopsis or reading the book on your own

angela

i am also in the middle of this venn diagram lmao 😂 found my people

BookBirdy

I….wasn’t into ACOTAR even though smut is my jam but I would love to hear Mr. P absolutely explode explaining Jordan Peterson! Also the other books sound really good and would be great episodes for future episodes for either of the Pearlmanns

Ruben Hill

As much as I’d love to hear Alex complain and yell at us about 12 rules of life, hearing him try to explain a horny novel for 2 hours and potentially taking notes sounds amazing, if you take notes on it please post them for us!!!

DelitaWasntWrong

Same! I got it recommended to me and found it used on Amazon. I figured eh, what the hell I’ll try it. Cue to me reading until past my bedtime the day it arrived as my mind was blown. It’s so well written and engrossing, I REALLY hope Mrs. P does a book club episode on it if it doesn’t win. It deserves it!

jaywhygeereads

we’ve found our intersection 🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶

Hjonklike

Honestly you can genuinely skip past the horny scenes. Because once we get into crescent city the lore and word building is *chefs kiss*

Taris Harlow

I’m in this Venn diagram as well. I read all the books and listen as well 😂

Psyunide

Just picked up ACOTAR from my library because on a wim 3 months ago i put it on hold to try something new.

paintvvitch

Please god not ACOTAR D':

Sweet Dreams System

This is true. If you want reall really horny fairies, you need to read past book 1.