0145b — Can Poison Contain The Cure (Patreon)

Who would win in a band fight: Poison, or The Cure? What if Poison had named themselves The Poison — what then? Which band was C.C. DeVille in? (If you answered that C.C. DeVille was in The Cure, you have just created a fascinating new alternate universe timeline.) If Robert Smith and C.C. DeVille shared an apartment, would all the Aqua Net cause the ozone layer to open up to pure black outer space above it? Don't forget to vote!