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It's the...SON of SPICEY GRAMPISMS (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-22 17:00:25
Imported:
2026-09
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Just in time for Halloween (?), here's an all-new comic celebration of terrible things that Ray says under the guise of Spicey Grampa. As a subscriber, you are free to utter these freshly-minted, purpose-driven idioms in your own personal conversations, provided you conclude with an attribution to Ray in the form of an unsettling leer.

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Kayla Unknown

Skittle-dickin' is known to put the genitals at risk in case of horse or automobile collision.

Aaron J. Rushton, Writer of Words

Milklin hasn't read the instructions either. Awful brave of the guy to come back after he got the Hose last time.

Jenn

Best assessment of Christianity ever. I actually have tears from laughing I need Lil Nephew to get in on Spicy Grampa

Bruce Wright

Skittles? Hmm... I guess Tootsie Rolls are about played out

b.zap

packin

Achewood

Okay, I need some help on this one. In case of skitterin' critters?

Achewood

Isn't Ephesians 16:21 all about tryin' the same thing and expectin' different results?

Achewood

Beware what you wish for, Mustard Nef can virtually sting the brain, removing cells

Achewood

Skittle-dick had the correct poetic meter. I also tried "Pixie-dickin'"

Achewood

Ray packs mad candy for the moms out there, halloween is for them too

Nate

I straight up cannot abide by even a moment of skittle dickin.

Anthony Thompson

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Nicholas Williams

Can we get more Achewood characters dressed as the Classic Monsters? All spookin' people?

Theo Freedom

You should not Skittle-dick this life. Not even a little. They'll put you on a sign.

Achewood

It's so ugly when you see it in public, some Skittle-dick just getting walked all over by clerks and field trips

Achewood

A fine rejoinder, if unlikely to enjoy frequent deployment

Achewood

DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT ITS_NASTY.WMV?

Achewood

People never get Cornelius's Humbaba costume

Kayla Unknown

The skittering can, under certain circumstances, if only for a moment, reach frequencies that disintegrate the ligaments connecting the skittle-dick to the pubic symphysis.

Zen Window

on the topic of skittle-dickin', fictional-onstad's "hung like a cranberry" at T is one of those phrases that has stayed with me since...holy shit, that was two decades ago welp

Zen Window

sir i think you'll find i ordered a manic pixie dicking

C C

Grampa had to have a procedure to elongate the termerity of his pubic symphysis, he said it had to do with his jimmy issues but MeMa made him quit talking about it around the children.

Vincent Verweij

I can play bass in your hardcore band when you're ready

Matt Mitchell

I read the title at first as “Spicey Grampismus”

Nicholas Williams

I was thinking a Lyle From the Black Lagoon but getting Mesopotamian is real cool too.

Doc G

"Pack everything back where it's goin'" is pure poetry - like you could have said "back where it goes" but that is NOT the same thing

Bill

I know I have advanced into a man of years when a character depicting an old person can be made to say "tl;dr"

Achewood

And I think this was a riff on the time I heard Howard Stern say he was "hung like a raisin."

Achewood

Grampismus is the holiday when grampas get a new meerschaum pipe

Achewood

Back when I was small and my dad gave me "the talk," it was not about mating, but rather semantics

Achewood

Another coefficient of oldness is seeing a wall of text and thinking, "I'm not giving a portion of my life to this. Pass."

Matt Mitchell

Oh I assumed it was some sort of condition, like strabismus