Chapbook 3, part 1 of 4 (pdf) (Patreon)

Chapbook Three was massive — 86 pages. Dumping it on you in extenso felt both inconsiderate and unthrifty: (a) it would demand a mountain of your time when many of you are likely still catching up on how much cherry strudel I ate in the Wisconsin Dells last April, and (b) if I provide one comic a week for Tier 1, and Tier 3 gets 86 illustrated "gag-pages" on some random Thursday, am I really the calculated steward of rational mien to which I aspire?

So, I chopped it into four parts. Even though this might seem cheap, I am going to run a psychological ploy by concurrently asking you a favor: if you are so moved, and of selfsame belief, would you please in the Comments compose for a stranger a terse and compelling testimonial in support of joining either the Author's Tier, or the Achewood Patreon in general, which I may use in promotion of this service? I grow concerned that too few of Earth's people take happiness from these channels — the very banisters of well-being for which I lathe fresh blarney-spindles each day — and the heartfelt words you give to the public domain would be a blessing toward this amelioration of our fellow human. I thank you in advance.