0156 — The Computer Future (Patreon)

A quick recap, since this has been going on a while: Ray was invited by The Leader of Animal Germany to come do his "racist German impression." He hired Todd to fly him over, and accidentally drank misleadingly-labeled meth coffee in the lavatory of Todd's airplane bathroom. He is now deeply distraught at the idea of being famous in Germany, and hijacking Todd's plane, ostensibly to fly home. Meanwhile, Todd is playing his wealthy cousin Jorg-Dieter for an infusion of family cash. Jorg-Dieter is in the middle of explaining a pill he's developing called "Mister Forever," which combines Rogaine, Ozempic, Viagra, and "Greek testosterone." It was also made clear that all squirrels fear asteroids. There!

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