0156b — Is This Tinder or MS Flight Simulator, *dammit!* (Patreon)

In the interest of veracity and professionalism, I watched several videos of Microsoft Flight Simulator, just to see if there was any way to confuse it for Tinder. I tried and I tried, but in the end, I could not do it. Swiping right on the yoke would simply activate an aileron and send the plane into a catastrophic roll; the only way to send a dick-pic to the airframe would have been to upload it as my personal avatar. If you have more serious personal experience with MS Flight Simulator and have figured out a way to use it as a dating app, please let us know in the comments.