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*I will be traveling throughout the day, but popping into the comments to chat and stir wise intermittently.

I banged my head against rows four and five for a week, staring for hours without a keystroke. I left for Christmas in California with the strip incomplete, frustrated I didn't know where it was going. Then, after days around family, doing the annual recap and reflection on the myriad permutations of success and failure that weave a tapestry as large as ours, the rest emerged — line by line, truism by truism, until it settled gently into canon with the rest. And now I can go fetch a plate of prime rib and string beans with everyone else.

Happy New Year to you! Thank you for hanging on another year; your support — and participation in the comments, come join! — mean the world to me and my family. I still love what I do (dry spells and all), and am quite happy for the year of Achewood we have ahead of us. In addition to seeing more of the cast in more formats, more original art will come from the new studio, and another drop of shirts and goods is underway, so please hang on for the ride. Achewood will be twenty-five in October, and I'm going to lay into it.

B-Roll Strip

And don't forget — the b-roll / "making-of" version of this strip posts two hours later in Tiers 2 & 3. Upgrade for a month for this and over 400 other upper-tier Achewood pieces!

I Solved The Holiday Shopping Problem

It's never too late to give a gift a subscription to the Patreon to a friend or loved one or marginally respected colleague! It's dead easy: choose how many months you want to give, then get a link you can share with them. It won't auto-renew. This is an even better gift now that the archive is binge-able! (see below)

Read All Strips At Once

In case you missed it, I set up a Collection here in the Achewood Patreon called Read All Strips At Once. You can go in there and click straight through the archive, just like we used to in the old days, when the politicians' hair was brown and the burgers were turkey.

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jordan b.

always grateful for more Achewood.

Ben Wissett

Quite honestly thank FUCK they had this talk. Taken long enough.

Kyle Cassidy

"Onstad, before I draw nearer to the conclusion of Achewood strip 10-2-2007, at which you point," said the reader, "answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only?"

RBM

Awwwwww ❤️

DKB

My heart just grew three sizes.

Tom P

The depressed cat is finally prepared to do some self-work without irony and pretense, thanks to his patient wife and possibly due to Marijuana. A hopeful cartoon.

Clench and Cheese

The body horror showroom is a line I will definitely cop the next time I have sex. We have an appointment for some time in January. This was a indeed a real sweet strip, Chris. I appreciate you and your wonderful work. Thanks for keeping it real.

Chris Barrios

I’ve been worried about those kids, definitely needed this strip

Derek Adams

I think if you can find a partner who understands that aging isn't optional you might be halfway to a healthy relationship

blair

This is just fucking beautiful. Thank you.

Shawn Warren

mwa ha ha, dracula is setting impactful but realistically achievable resolutions this year

A. Hamster

Ok though, I am curious about which brother’s body was found. Please maybe clue us in by what season of son it was?

Lisa Taylor

This is so sweet (I am deeply invested in Beef's happiness). Thank you, Chris!

Marc Harkness

Thank you for this moment of arch sweetness. Thankful for you and hope all of you chos have a great year ahead.

Jay Y

Sometimes dudes need encouragement to talk to their bros about real shit. It ain't in our default programming.

Andrew Gillies

Beef saying that he will turn into a goblin reminds me of the Janusz memes from Poland about a certain kind of middle aged Polish dude who look like proboscis monkeys.

b.zap

"Where's the cheap purple pumps?" "Teodor is standing in them."

Geoff Hayton

That "All Strips at Once" is such a gift. And it's confusing--how do you benefit from that? You're not a whit richer. I see how it benefits me. It is the giggliest dream room, and I can disappear in there whenever the need arises. Just like before.

Geoff Hayton

I don't know--I think it happens as a matter of course. The things my friends and I talk about now as we push 50 bears little resemblance to what we talked about while touring in a van. Back then, too much reverb seemed critically important. Now, mouthy kids who never used to talk like that, cancer, and whether your wife loves you or just won't divorce you cause of a costly settlement has bumped it from our focus.

Bruce Wright

Five stars, would read again. heading into goblin town, I check my nose each day for any change in dimensions or declivity

Geoff Hayton

Is Molly the hardest character to write? She seems to be the one surrounded by the thinnest ice.

usagisteve

Oh my God there may be some hope for Beef and Molly!

Ryan Boyle

Credit as well to Andre, the bottomest-shelf sparkling wine. Pairs well with processed cheese product and tawdry footwear.

Jay Y

I hit that threshold around 30 and as some of us turned 40 this year, one started talking about mental health finally and a couple of us were like "good, consider us resources, we have been doing this for a while now." I feel like it hits later than is optimal.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Kind but not overly so. Kindness with an edge of mockery is The Way.

Oppido

Lug a REALM of Dracula, Beef (Imagine being a non-Cho trying to decipher this comment)

Oppido

First heartwarming Molly/Beef strip since the wedding arc??? (Separately: I just visited the Achewood randomizer and it gave me this comic -- https://achewood.com//2004/06/21/title.html. Good things happen on that mattress, I guess. And I'm happy they finally got a nightstand.)

Bungus Bronbo

I think these kids got a chance.

rickward

A Forever Death in Achewood is a rare occurrence, even if it was to be expected due to the decedent being a cat living in Wales in the late 17th century who had run through his allotted nine

Stavro

Beef needs to engage in what my college bros and I called "man sit beer talk", but not with Teodor

Andy Jennings

I will admit to feeling sad that 2020s Revival Achewood had put Beef and Molly's marriage in A Bad Place. But I'm glad for the jot of hope.

ladiesbane

how I have waited for this moment, despite the inevitable steps leading to it

Achewood

Welcome, Andy! And welcome your optimism.

ladiesbane

I shed a tear into my plate of leftover prime rib and wilted spinach salad, thank you for this ♥

Achewood

Let’s start a poll if they should have a baby

Achewood

You know T wants to mac Beef’s lady, he would do a Wrong in a pressure moment

Achewood

I appreciate that because it was a fucking fifteen round bare knuckler to write

Achewood

Man, these kids used to have it

Achewood

He built this dog house with his own two hands

Achewood

The hardest character to write is little nephew. For Molly, I just try to think like a person upon whom is offloaded the expectations and assumptions of the badly-raised, and see how I’d feel.

Achewood

Also keep an eye on that calcium parameter dogg

Achewood

Unless there is some way the All Strips At Once function is causing this deal to lose money and readers, I think it’s generally something I should have figured out on day one.

Achewood

I am only pointing that finger at myself here…or, more accurately, my 99-year old great uncle Ted. Aka El Duende / the goblin

Song Club with John Krane

Well done. Not to blow smoke, but this is probably in my top 5 comics of all time now. (The rest are achewood, too, except for one of them is that Far Side with the kid trying to push open the pull door)

Achewood

Men communicate this way, but through sanitized athletic proxy. Like, if a guy hits a golf shot we say it’s good (I love you), or it’s bad (I do not love you).

Achewood

As lovely as a man in a fine hat?

Achewood

$5 and I’ll let Beef catch a ball at an MLB game

Achewood

I suspect it was St. Hoppy.

Achewood

Dracula got put on notice by Mrs. Dracula mwaahahahaa

Achewood

Thank you Blair! I was beating my head against the wall pretty hard with this one

Achewood

I am 50 and this is starting to happen

usagisteve

Force Majeure applies ofc

Achewood

It’s been especially rough since they went to the movies in August and Beef tried to hide a summer sausage for them in his shorts but he hadn’t showered in a while

Achewood

We should do a flowchart examining beef’s weed protocols

Achewood

Lance Armstrong called, he wants your hookup

Achewood

Oh thanks for the reminder! I need to get beef irretrievably hooked on pills and liquor this year.

Jay Y

Parallel man activities is the gate through which we all enter and then stand around awkwardly

Daniel M Ford

Even more lovely than a man in a fine hat accepting Sting in order to love a woman.

Kyle Cassidy

"I hope I have a meaningful interaction with a favorite creator of mine before the year is out," I say, turning away obliviously as another finger on the monkey's paw begins to curl.

blair

I'm looking at a fortieth anniversary soon. This rang like a bell.

Jay Y

Beef has seen Eraserhead.

Achewood

All brining the meat with *emotions*

Achewood

On the backs of his very eyelids

Achewood

Sales on won ton soup, Galaxie head gasket blows, rain at that one wrong angle

Achewood

This species of ours is gonna be just fine.

Achewood

Thank you, as I don’t think I could actually have let this happen without something terrible to balance it out (hot dog has a shirt button in it, urinal spindrift at the game lands on his exposed toes)

Achewood

Congratulations! A power move might be to have the purple pumps resoled for the big day

Achewood

Oh that’s right, I need Beef to receive a mysterious monkey’s paw as he begins his journey of musical stardom

Bill

Too many bangers in this one for me to call out

Jacob Smith

Your best work chris, if just bc its resoundingly sweet in its own achewood way. Watching healing or even the suggestion of healing as part of character developments (lyle too) truly touches me as a fan since 9th grade ten or so years ago. This strip means a lot to me personally and im just tickled to share a timeline with it.

Tim Hulsizer

Mannn, make no mistake I will always love Ray dialogue something fierce but I can't deny Beef's existential ivory tickling is the closest to my own experience. Really hope someday you bring back the "I'm the Guy Who Sucks (Plus I Got Depression)" shirt because it described my life like no other garment, and I got too fat to fit in it. So now it would be even more perfect. Happy Christmas, war (on ourselves) is over. If we want it.

Kriegsaffe No. 9

Feeling this in my bones on a day where I cried over my boyfriend's mother being years gone. I met her once and miss her deeply. And through the life of a wonderful and caring woman I see the man she raised who makes me want to be better.

TaxoBob

Chris this is not how babies work I think

Sedric and Charlie

I assume this is why Little Nephew is currently sequestered away in his room with the EdgeGooners (Tier 1 chochachos, does this reference confound you? Consider bumping up to Tier 2 or 3!)

Sedric and Charlie

Téodor [*] would wear the cheap purple pumps AND sit on a cake if he thought it would finally be his big break. Or any kind of break at all [*] in typing the diacritic over T's name I had flashbacks to a period where my browser consistently failed to parse the unicode correctly and instead credited his blog to "Ta©odor". Part of me still refers to him as "Tacodor" even now

Alexander Rediger

I had written this two minutes before seeing this comic: Age is when mystery dissipates and magic isn't expected--- and then the magic of the world distills and you sit in unexcited wonder at the world's mystery, alien nature, love and the beauty of the ancestors.

Elyse Renée

God bless us, every one! (Thanks for Achewood Chris, and thanks to all the chochachos for making this fandom the coolest around for nigh on 25 years ❤️)

Doc G

Oh please, we know you're drawing it for free right now

b.zap

I for one would hella pay some ducats for that

Achewood

It’s not how family planning *should* work, but the Tide Pod Challenge rewrote our timeline completely

Achewood

Nobody is gooning in the upper tiers! That’s not what we do there, people!

Achewood

That Tacodor Unicode error was so common it basically became…exogenous canon? Is that a concept?