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Mr. Wendell's name is pronounced, "win-'DELL." Emphasis on the second. We don't yet know his first name. It's also unclear which truck in the parking lot is his, as Téodor's area doesn't have a window, and he doesn't have access to any of the offices which face the parking lot. Téodor also leaves at least a half hour after Mr. Wendell every evening, both so that he appears to be hard-working, and doesn't risk awkwardly wandering into a conversation Mr. Wendell might be having with a coworker on the way out of the building or in the lot, thus spoiling the illusion. But that is all that I will say: the rest will play out in the story.

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Nate

Shots fired and casualties confirmed on the opposing side.

Bruce Wright

And for that matter, standard 8 or super 8?

Tom P

The Yale-educated bear feels the gears of samsara shift beneath him.

Peter Berard

Definitely using “it has no relevance to me” next time in an eerily similar situation.

Linus Mixson

This one has an air of authentic perversity that I really enjoyed.

Oppido

In fairness, Mr. Wendell didn't HAVE to give Teodor another chance after T fucked up the spatchcock situation.

Miles McMahon

Listen, Teodor may suck, but I think he's innocent in this particular situation.

b.zap

Eat a realm of A(cce)ss Teodor

Johnny Deans

Same pronunciation used in Wendell, NC… which was named after Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr who absolutely did not pronounce it in that manner. Because North Carolina, that’s why.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Teodor is a stronger being than I to fun around. Mr WinDELL would get his foramen magnum stabbed with an icicle for that nonsense were I his employee.

Bill

There is, to steal a phrase of yours, a *complicated* power dynamic in that [business] relationship.

Sedric and Charlie

It's rare I'll say this, but: good for you Téodor. Good for you

Omurice

I’m just so dazzled by the festive and striking colors of this, Téodor looks amazing! I think my hormones are out of whack. I’m gonna lie down for awhile…

Achewood

Happy New Year! (I *think*)

Anthony Thompson

I know it’s fashionable to hate on Teodor in the comments, but I see too much of him in me and verse-visa; I’m just happy he has a stable job and dresses well these days.

C C

It seems Teodor is a one step forward two steps back kind of guy, now if my arithmetic is correct, I hate to imagine what sort of step back this Wendell fella has in store for him.

Oppido

To the extent that I hate on Teodor, it is largely BECAUSE I see so much of myself in him.

Bungus Bronbo

Wendell plays to win, Teodore plays to lose. Thus, Teodore has the advantage.

Achewood

Thanks! And while Téodor has watched endless hours of chefs from many continents butcher chickens in endless ways, he hasn't yet gotten around to actually buying one and confronting it.