Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Content

Animal House dazzled me as a young and innocent lad — but not the obvious parts. I was fascinated by the closing sequence, in which the film informs the viewer of how the various protagonists' lives played out beyond the end of the story. It sent my jaw to the floor and my mind to the horizon of the galaxy that a film could so punk-rockishly flout convention. And who really wants to say goodbye to the characters of whom they have grown so fond? This technique of superclosure gives us congenital worriers the assurance we can safely say goodbye, that our new friends went on to new and suitable contentments.

B-Roll Strip

And don't forget — the b-roll / "making-of" version of this strip posts two hours later in Tiers 2 & 3. Upgrade for a month to enjoy this and over 400 other upper-tier Achewood pieces!

Give the Gift of Bingeing Comics

It's never too late to give a gift a subscription to the Patreon to a friend or loved one or marginally respected colleague! It's dead easy: choose how many months you want to give, then get a link you can share with them. It won't auto-renew. This is an even better gift now that the archive is binge-able! (see next hot news item)

Read All Strips At Once

In case you missed it, I set up a Collection here in the Achewood Patreon called Read All Strips At Once. You can go in there and click straight through the archive, just like we used to in the old days, when the politicians' hair was brown and the burgers were turkey.

Files

Comments

Omnithea

Todd sells the castle and buys a new plane. Forgets to pick it up.

Bruce Wright

Sounds about right for the German avant garde, but Todd should work some scat into it for the gold medal. I know he has it in him, as it were

Asherdan

That NP is chilling. Lovely.

Douglas Wykstra

Dang, Todd is making some points. I guess he eventually ran out of methspresso and accidentally got clean with the help of the German social safety net, leading to his downfall? Looking forward to reading the future strips in which 50% of the cast have transformed into bio-hacking Carrot Tops.

Achewood

I think Todd had one of those “moments of lucidity” that addicts often happen into. Like the first time we get stoned and realize circles are *everywhere*

Matt Mitchell

As long as we see some sober Todd again in the future

Achewood

I would imagine he has an uncomfortable relationship with his newfound priapism.

Anthony Thompson

That’s weird, “THE TECHNIQUE OF SUPERCLOSURE” appears in the Dr Bronner’s-esque fine print of my gas station knockoff Mister Forever (AM/PM house brand is “Return To Your Pyramid”)

Achewood

I know a couple guys who did a doodie trip to Germany. Or maybe it was just weewee. They haven’t shared the Flickr yet.

Achewood

Damn, I didn’t even think about the fate of the castle. Probably getting snapped up by a bitcoin wank.

Achewood

I got the sense he was so upsetting he’d have to be paired with cartilage head

b.zap

Man that amulet law goes way back they wrote that shit in cuneiform

Achewood

Is that the one with the six-legged stallion silhouette?

Achewood

Some say it predates the van Allen belt, and arrived on an asteroid itself

blair

Dang, Ray's got a sure touch with the diversionary cocaine ideas.

blair

The British Museum's cuneiform wizard, Irving Finkel - who in fact looks like an undergroomed Dumbledore - has a huge YouTube footprint without actually having a channel, possibly because he's completely fucking bonkers. I wonder if he has anything to say about this

Sam Julian

Todd’s spittin facts tho

Bungus Bronbo

Regarding the superclosure of informing the viewer of what becomes of the characters, I think my favorite version of this was done in A Fish Called Wanda, which does the same thing for each character at the end except in particularly insane ways including "[Character X and Y] had nineteen children and now run a leper colony in sub-Saharan Africa." You might like that movie.

Anthony Thompson

Ha ha no that’s their Sleepnir, their Norse-alike NyQuil. Pretty rough sledding you mix those two up.

Jay Y

The plastic portion at least.

Jay Y

Even acknowledging the concoction that Teo, Pat, and Pete are on, my first thought on seeing them was "they are in a band now, together."

Zen Window

Effects of Mister Forever on... T: Turns him into a relatively normal guy capable of talking to women and holding a job at the cost of nonstop headaches Pat: [mushroom cloud] Pete: Floats up into the air like Vecna from Stranger Things with approximately the same goals

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

I nominate Ray to be Chairman of the Fed if Jerome Powell can't do it anymore. Pulling fast ones on dimwitted tweakers might be quite useful if you know what I mean.

b.zap

Gilgamesh the OG Mr Forever

Ryan Boyle

Belushi passed away before we could make the sequel about Senator Blutarsky

Anthony Thompson

A cautionary tale about priestesses of Ishtar, I contemplate on the reg

jordan b.

no Beef on Mister Forever? Or does he just turn into Lyle.

rickward

Téodor looks like he finally loves himself, so I’m happy for him, even if it took Carrot Top Viagra and Greek testosterone to do it

b.zap

Go round up some Medes for testosterone till the Greeks invent themselves

Nicholas Williams

Shit Ray don't steal Todd's money! I want the continued adventures of Rich European Todd! He can open a nightclub in Riga made only out of clear plastic!

Achewood

I’ve heard it said that when financially unsophisticated individuals win the lottery, their lifespan reduces to “next week sometime”

Achewood

He’s always walking around with that one tricep forward and flexed

Achewood

He’s a Mister Never, probably immune to improving chemistry

Achewood

I wonder if that was going to be a WWF character or an actual senator

Achewood

I wonder if there are any beneficial amulets in the loot rooms at Fort Knox…you know it ain’t all bricks and bars

Achewood

The first band to ever bleed out of its asses…in unison

Achewood

My wife works adjacent to this industry and there is all kinds of bitter scuttlebutt about “plastic recycling”

Zen Window

Beef wouldn't touch that stuff with a ten meter cattle prod in a world that Golden Tabloid exists.

Achewood

Ah, a childhood favorite! My dad made sure we got a copy on VHS. Was trying to think of other movies with this trope. Couldn’t remember if breakfast club did it.

Achewood

It’s true! Plastic recycling is apparently just greenwashed nonsense by Coke lobbyists

Jay Y

I don't know if GWAR has yet pulled off unison. Impressive if true.

Achewood

Tweakers love the idea of treasure, and blinky things

b.zap

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Achewood

Would greatly enjoy the GG Allin version

b.zap

ooooooooooooooooo!

zaratustra

Not to be a backseat driver, but I feel the penultimate panel with the Carrot-topped main cast would be easily worth a double-page spread.

GruntyGinMan

Yeah in my estimation Todd is right.

Vincent Verweij

You're also right that this argument tends to come from Todd-like people, which devalues the point

Achewood

I will Carrot Top the character of your choosing on your birthday!

Achewood

Some tender Tabloid is all a dude should need to tuck him in to his day.

Achewood

oh they've been using surgical tubing and Hollywood blood bags for that stunt forever

rickward

Truly it is a product for Garage Sale People but never Garage Sale Showrunners.

Oppido

Emeril: Becomes baseline Teodor

2scrogz

I theorize Ray's grasp of the ancient dictates of amulet law extends as far as: "He who has the amulet, owns the amulet." A real "possession is 10/10ths of the law" type theory.

2scrogz

Lyle: dies, due to negative interactions with the high concentrations of Ancient Shenanigan and Gusano Rojo constantly coursing through his bloodstream. Fortunately, I suspect Lyle to be at the level of self-hatred and low standards to be beyond follies of self-improvement, so he simply wouldn't even try it to begin with.

Sedric and Charlie

Todd would have snorted seven figures before he'd finished brewing that nespresso

Sedric and Charlie

I wonder what card you find on the pillow next to you if Cartilage Head does his possum routine and your immediate response is to empty out his pockets and then snuffle out anything else in the room that can be exchanged for even one cent of drug money

Achewood

The time has come for me to develop the King Chochacho medallion backstory, and with it the general mechanics of amulet protocol/magic. The Sigil of Madness / Egyptian math rock arc would have been a good place for this.

b.zap

His wrestle mania moniker is THA KKKURE (Sorry mom, sorry dad, sorry college)

Miles

Is Todd... correct?

rickward

this isn’t a clear-cut case of Ray saving Todd from New Money Flight Attendant Hoes like he did with Beef

Nicholas Williams

I think we can all agree that Ray is up to dubious tricks, here.

s b

damn, Ray’s really the kinda guy to rip off a homie and and ditch them to the fate of being famous in Germany