0164b — Body by DadMall (Patreon)

Every time I try to characterize music like the sort that Drake makes, I get caught in a doomloop, and end up spending more time on the insult than anybody ever spent on those songs. They're one of those painful reminders to people like me that the less you put into your art, and the dumber you think the audience is, the more billions of dollars you will make. Meanwhile, I spend one hundred hours creating a quietly-textured scenario about a Teddy bear's hair, and lose ten followers. Tomorrow's recipe is a realm of ass (for me, not you, because I respect you too much to Drake this scene).