0166 — Taste Testing With Pat (Patreon)

It's a thing with me that the older I get, the more seafood tastes like an enemy in the mouth. Spoiled. Hideous. Cat dish two hot days later. I'm not trying to be difficult. Does this indicate a condition? Am I...deteriorating? I switched to "healthy" deodorant six years ago, and I have cut waaay back on cake. I don't dare diagnose this with the Internet, because I will just end up watching the video where the bulldog walks on his front paws while peeing all over the patio. What if I'm the canary in the coal mine, and I'm here to warn everyone that they're eating too much mercury? Am I just being a bitchy-bitch bitch man, or are you fish-eaters in mortal danger? I guess we'll find out in a number of years.

B-Roll Strip

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