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Take the Poll! Which Three Interest You Most?

Choose up to three that you'd most like to see reissued — I'm getting the Spring 2026 merch drop ready, and looking to offer some of these favorites from the last 25 years! Please make your choices today, February 24, for optimum possibility of your dreams.

There will be future drops as well, so if a shirt doesn't make the cut this time, there's still a chance it will reissue later. Got any requests for classic designs that don't feature here? There's a space for that in the poll too.

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Jason Straub

Volvo of Despair, Dude and Catastrophe, Kindness Club

Roger

Rabbit Ambulance, I wore my custom one until it fell apart. Also Here Comes A Special Boy, randos made fun of it which allowed me to feel morally superior.

Tucker

Volvo of Despair, Dude and Catastrophe, Beef Tie

Ryan Boyle

Great options. I'm trying to wear fewer graphic tees. Any plans for other merch?

Achewood

Always. What do you want to see? I love designing/trying new stuff.

TaxoBob

desperately seeking Rabbit Ambulance, preferably the 3/4 sleeve orange-on-white version

Amy

Everybody dance, Lyle and Kindness Club

Amy

Todd has a van would make a good shirt. Also “these are pots that I own.”

Jenn

Volvo of despair. I would buy two

Jenn

I'm known for hating Volvos/their drivers so I would kill for a Volvo of Despair shirt. But killing is the wrong incentive. I would bake brownies for this shirt. Or fancier baked goods

Nathan Levinson

Definitely want the rabbit ambulance to replace the one I got a couple decades ago and lost to the ravages of time (or a moving box somewhere)

A. C.

zip hoodies please

Roger

@Achewood I don't know how well they sell but some decent glossy bumper stickers? The beige bucket could use some decoration to cover its multitudinous wounds

Ryan Boyle

244GLE keychain? Dude and Catastrophe coasters?

b.zap

Special Boy, Special Girl, Dude & Catastrophe

blair

Ass in Pants

Thunk

Todd saying "AAAUGH I d-don't know how!" Jan 12 2006. It's been nesting in my mind for 20 years

Omurice

Both of the gray and black Roast Beef tees, I’ve had unbuyers remorse over those for years. And The Middle Cat. If I were permitted a fourth choice it would be the Volvo. But I don’t want to get disqualified for making a fourth choice. I know what a stickler for rules the author is.

Theo Freedom

Said this in the poll comments already, but: would pay real American money for a tour shirt of Heartbeatzz, The Rapping Dog Who Loves.

FactWino

Lyle’s, Beef tie, and Todddddddd Rampant

Jay

I've worked in ICUs for over 12 years now, and my Rabbit Ambulance t-shirt (before the days of mandated scrubs colors/no tees allowed) always got rave reviews. When I worked pediatrics kids LOVED the Rabbit Ambulance.

C C

Special Boy, Special Girl bed linens?? Or would that be just too cute?

Pubdoggy

Scrambles’ untended gravestone. White on black. Tx.

2scrogz

The Dude and Catastrophe. Need to replace my current Dude and Catastrophe shirt, it's getting hell of such as tattered.

Sillyscottydogg

Seriously in NEED of a new Tenmen t-shirt.

FactWino

You know what I just realized, too late to make a difference for this poll, is I want Lyle’s tee. And any other shirt worn by the characters, though I can’t think of another one.

Henri

In an ideal world, Rabbit Ambulance would be the official logo of healthcare.

Henri

Would you cook a show-stopping licorice créme brulée for that shirt?

Jenn

I would look at Pat naked if I had to *shudder* I want it so bad!