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Suggest New Stickers! (Patreon)

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2026-02-25 17:16:31
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The best stickers feature a compelling phrase or illustration which reflects the aspirations of the stickerer. Can you suggest something that’s emerged from the Patreon run that’s on the wavelength of “Being In Trouble Is A Fake Idea,” “Our Every Move Is The New Tradition,” or a rabbit ambulance?

I’m ordering some new sets of the old classics (see image) but thought I’d just go straight to you to see what you want. Kindness Club has of course been added. Comment below!

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Nick De Cesare

It is almost criminal that you have not created an "I KICK MEN'S ASSES, AND I VOTE" sticker yet.

Sean Thomas

“Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene” seems appropriate for the times

Roger

I'm a disciple of science, I know the universe is in compliance with natural laws....💵🤘⚡💵

Funkulus

"This child could never process your salt game" from the strip where Beef orders a drive thru coffee. It's a threat AND an insult!

Sean Thomas

“We lookin' at a six hundo”

Christopher Krovatin

My thoughts are: a) Suck It, Bridezilla, and b) Fake Shades and a Heart Fulla' Rawdog.

A. C.

probably too niche but: angry pat look from last comic, and cry until it's art

Shepton

Beef's recent comment on the aging process really stuck with me ("I will slowly become a goblin as my world turns to riddles") but I guess that doesn't feel quick and snappy enough for stickerization. Hmm.

Song Club with John Krane

"Maybe the balls actually make the farts go faster" has crossover appeal (don't actually do this one)

s b

just Ray goin “WRAUUUGH!”

Will

Suggestions: Todd's van bumper sticker; Cartilage Head's "I have proved myself a coward..."; the ever-beloved Dude & Catastrophe pub sign (which has decorated my cheapo Telecaster for over a decade); The Dude Has No Mercy DVD cover; and any of Pat's horrible stickers

bmanriot

Suckin' Dick Bought This Van

Jenn

I proudly sport "I kick men's asses and I vote" on my car

b.zap

I can't see prev comments but: Eat a realm of ass Teodor; skinny Todd; methspresso

Jesse LE

Ray bursts through the wall, yelling “YOU CALL THAT FUCKIN’??”

Andrew Reynolds

It might not be the most effective as a sticker, but "I will slowly become a goblin as my world turns to riddles" has me laughing every time I remember the line. It might work on a shirt with a Beef graphic, or other type of merch.

Jason

I would like a sticker of the panel of Ray saying, "Not today, man. Fuck you."

John Kenda

I'm the guy that sucks. Plus I got depression

blair

SANI-TACO: The Safe, Fun Taco!

Peter Berard

“Become the ruling body, dude!”

blair

EVERYBODY DANCE EVERYBODY DANCE EVERYBODY DANCE EVERYBODY DANCE LIKE THERE'S ASS IN YOUR PANTS!

DKB

I have this one on my iPad and I love it. I would easily buy more.

Abby

Anything from C.A.R.G.O. P.A.N.T.S, including C.A.R.G.O. P.A.N.T.S, the S.H.O.R.T.S. acronym, or "I'm like if Spock believed in true love"

DKB

This is such a good idea.

DKB

He has! I have one. It definitely needs a reprint.

Amelia Hall

or alternatively "six hundred dollars is <i>class money</i>"

Conor Nelson

yeah "Six hundo is class money" for sure

Spyguitar

I know you mean "this ain't one 'a the better ropes no more" but now I want a sticker that says "EXTREMELY SOON, IN THE GARAGE"

Achewood

Intriguing...a provocative panel, sure to pique the curiosity of the uninitiated...am now considering such an approach

Achewood

That's in the re-order! Hopefully this improves things for you.

Amelia Hall

"society did my nerves up wretched" (I'd realllly like this one) "Wolcott's Bait Shop and Libertarian Reading Room" "No I ain't got a fax machine! I also ain't got an apple IIc, polio, or a falcon!" (maybe too wordy?)

Achewood

Okay, this got a laugh from me, it's a contender

Achewood

I have several of those left from older sets. If you order and make a note, I will include some!

Achewood

Which strip did this line appear in? The patreon stuff hasn't been transcribed yet.

Achewood

This could be turned into a verbose sticker discussing what it's like to be a man, it has potential

Achewood

angry pat is a good capture, that has legs!

Song Club with John Krane

Ray and Beef in middle school, I'll try to dig up a link (I have literally nothing else to do)

Achewood

Nice! Which strips were those in again? The Patreon stuff isn't transcribed yet, for searchability.

Achewood

That panel was in fact a sticker in set 5 of the old sticker assortment! If you order in the future and mention it, I'll include some!

Achewood

Yeah the science sticker is in there, now with a pop of red like the classic tee

Achewood

Yeah there was one in the previous sets, I'm getting a strong vibe I should bring it back, especially with midterms approaching

Achewood

That was a sticker in the last sets -- if you order again, make a note and I'll throw some in

Achewood

These Calvin things are on my short list but I need to see about Sues and Getting Sued

Achewood

Loving the deep cuts. Reminding me that stickers should above all symbolize craziness

Phineas X. Jones

Did you ever do one of 'It Is Impossible to Have a Good Day'?

Clench and Cheese

Watterson will definitely sue you. He's adamant about that

Clench and Cheese

Homosexuals For President with Philippe and Homosexuals

blair

The first Achewood panel I remember seeing! In The Gurgling Cod's blog, I think.

Charles Richter

This is what I was going to suggest as well. That panel would be a perfect sticker.

Nate

“Can’t talk now bro, I’m three-ballin’”

Bungus Bronbo

I can't explain why Kindness Club makes something go click in my mind every time, but it does.

Charles Richter

"I PROVED MYSELF A COWARD / WHO WOULD DESERT A DYING MAN" with a blank oval to be filled in with an appropriately shamed photograph related, now i want to know the story of how/why beef got that ticket to cartilage head in the first place

TaxoBob

BECOME THE RULING BODY

Andy Jennings

For me, it has to be the One Shot, One Kill excellence of "PLAYER R U SIX?!" from the very first Pateron strip.

A. C.

on more reflection, the cry until it's art caption could be repurposed for a new design that is less... upsetting. I think that might work as a sticker

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

It is a funny prank to lay this on someone else's van, especially a white one above the bumper.

Mae

YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IN LIFE

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

I had to go to that wretched laundromat this morning so I was busy. Everyone already said things I wanted to say, so I hearted those ones.

Theo Freedom

For me, it's gotta be "SUCK MY CHODE! 'TIL YOU THROW A CLOT!"

Grant's Tomb

It never got better than Keith Moon's head in a jar.

blair

Along with THE STULTIFYING COMPOSITIONS OF EDVARD GRIEG

blair

The Luchador Helicopter (Santocopter?)

blair

...and while we're in that arc, " 'Course I eat worms! They're l-l-like little free steaks floatin' in the earth!"

Jasen Johns

Give us an Incan gold slap depicting Chochacho's medallion. Maybe throw in the line: "Spunk Up. Do Not Let Stuff Get To You."

Nate DeDeurwaerder

I Proved Myself A Coward Who Would Desert A Dying Man

Douglas Wykstra

After a brief refresher through the Patreon archive, the following stuck out as potentially fertile territory: - Cargo Pants/Cargo Shorts - Lost Egyptian Math Rock/Sigil of Madness - Sgt Pepper-style Onstad from comic #50 - Public Domain Special: Pooh's Spirit Departing His Body

John Kenda

I could also hear about "You know I drive a hearse as a regular car, right?"

tw

i dont know how it could be made into a sticker, but i loved that the story kicked off with ray searching ebay for "whats the best thing you got"

Oppido

OK, some Patreon-era maybes: - IT'S TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC! / IT'S TIME TO FIGHT FOR LIFE! [0022] - Ray: Let's Go to Macy's [0031] - That panel of Lyle's bass guitar going BOOSH [this strip was unnumbered, but ran on 7/12/24] - Code RETICULUM [from 0129] - Got a problem? Just Add Dudes [from 0141] - Ray going "Kvaaaat?" [0166]

tw

since being memeified "guess who just got yelled at" will surely make you 1 billion dollars

tw

"ribeye is the most nutritious cut of steak"

tw

strip clubs for dummies, or a reference to it that uses the word (?) "pant'z"

Spyguitar

From the new stuff: "YOU DID NOT LEARN ANYTHING NEW TODAY" in the computer font, last panel, strip #11 "I think I'm in... _disarray_", strip #56 "Keep honking! I'm on my way to see Cargo Shorts: The Musical!" Panel 11, strip 131 ("dap")

Phil

Would love one of The Tenmen. Especially if it features their gear. Especially if it's printed on Rickenbacker sticker paper.

b.zap

also either a bumper sticker or even a t-shirt of ray and beef with manes. Macy's thanksgiving parade float would suffice, I'd be down for that.

Jay Y

Proper football atyre is one that I also use sometimes in the slack with the fellows

tw

the greek restaurant that serves moussaka all day

tw

just a basic primetime records sticker, and/or the sexual homeboys

Theo Freedom

Went back through the Patreon days; these are phrases I would plaster to the bumper of my own car: * PLAYER, R U SIX?! * [Ray at toilet:] What even is... life... * I have a rare disease that kills me if I do not find out what Meg White looks like naked. * YOU DID NOT LEARN ANYTHING NEW TODAY * You got asshole moves like a Ted Nugent record has asshole grooves * Go take a pill * Ok. Aight. Sucks. * AMERICAN MEN WHO Always seem to work at a different Mexican restaurant every week ARE THE STRONGEST MEN * Not sober of herpes * Orgasm of Theseus * The Relationship Man from the Government * IN HEAVEN THEY SHOWED ME EVERYTHING

professor husband

"I also ain't got an Apple IIC, polio, or a falcon!" is one of those Achewoodisms that has escaped into regular, decontextualized usage in my life.

Gregory Sheets

“Don’t act like the taco died”

John Robinson

Can this be done as a life-size Fathead decal?

FactWino

I wouldn’t mind Ray with Charlie Brown legs

b.zap

Philippe in the straw boater for sure

Joe Elliott

Calvin peeing in a urinal + Calvin washing hands!

Datura

i love the panel of todd saying something along the lines of "oh my god that is the greatest thing to say ever"

FactWino

Didn’t read full directions. Stood up in class and announced, “I have read all the directions.” Anyway, seconding Player, RU six? Round sticker, looks like a paper plate. Also, Beef promo picture in Bunk tshirt, with the quote he gave Pat in his podcast. Player is from the first strip back, so commemorative kinda, and Bunk, because that pic and quote are funny af.

FactWino

And a Todddd Rampant sticker, cuz I f’in love Todddddd Rampant.

Jarret Cooper

way late to this party and coming in straight out of left field with Ray's "Don't do a grody mouth!"