0169b — Battle of the Bowls (Patreon)

No lie: I was at a sound bath. It was in the low-lit "sanctuary" level of this fancy spa, with all the white terrycloth and the pools of various temperatures, and to all of us in the pools the performer was like "please do not use the showers during tonight's performance, as it will interrupt the performance, and the performance is why you all signed up to be here." So of course the first thing every single person did once she started the beautiful singing and mystical instruments was run to the showers as a group and start splashing around and making armpit soap-farts and cupping the water in their hands and throwing it at the floor even harder than it would have fallen. The end.