0172 — The Figurine (Patreon)

Did you know that I was doing a mini-arc about men's butt health? Well, I didn't, until I started writing this one and realized that like seven of the last nine strips have been about dudes' asses. "What gives?!" I asked myself, looking nervously over my shoulder to see if everyone was mad at me. I guess this is what happens when your only form of communication with other men is listening to them shitting at the gym. (That describes my life pretty well right now.) Anyhow, I'm going to try and do wistful Cornelius Bear strips about mortality and existential resignation for a while. Sorry everybody. Have an ass I mean a nice friday

B-Roll Strip

Don't forget — the b-roll / "making-of" version of this strip posts two hours later in Tiers 2 & 3. Upgrade for a month to enjoy this and over 400 other upper-tier Achewood pieces! Or upgrade forever, and find your life vastly more entertained.

Give the Gift of Bingeing Comics

It's never too late to give a gift a subscription to the Patreon to a friend or loved one or marginally respected colleague! It's dead easy: choose how many months you want to give, then get a link you can share with them. It won't auto-renew. This is an even better gift now that the archive is binge-able! (see next hot news item)

Read All Strips At Once

In case you missed it, I set up a Collection here in the Achewood Patreon called Read All Strips At Once. You can go in there and click straight through the archive, just like we used to in the old days, when the politicians' hair was brown and the burgers were turkey.