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0172b — Most Men Will Never Get a Televised Symphony (Patreon)

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2026-04-03 19:00:10
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2026-09
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Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

My boy Lyle will *never* die of ass cancer. He has so many other options! Also, why this music?

John Kenda

I really wish I'd had the "pretend to have had therapy ever" line when I was a social worker.

Rob Dalton

"smuckle-tuckin" ftw

Asherdan

Finished with +5 seconds left on the song, provided the perfect peel out!

blair

Khmerole King!

Amy Lewis

I lost it at Kid Rock Smuckle-tuckin'. The Author's Tier continues to be So Worth It.

Crumbles

Wait a minute, this isn't "Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy said da boogie said da boogie said up jump da boogie," this is anal sex!

b.zap

Line!

Vincent Verweij

Bottom middle frame is worth the price of admission

2scrogz

Lyle is waiting patiently for Verizon or T-Mobile or AT&T to come out with the "Straight Dude Who Shoves Stuff Up HIs Ass For Additional Stimulation" wireless plan. Now with unlimited texting.

Achewood

I think you mean unlimited sexting.

Achewood

Good, because I wasn't sure it made actual logical sense. It's kind of logic-adjacent.

Achewood

It is such a bad sign that Kid Rock is famous to this country

Achewood

I'm trying to save his reputation after the whole "machine gun Bud Light" thing. (I am not trying to save his reputation)

Achewood

All these amazing Cambodian singers were murdered by the Khmer Rouge communists. Check out Sinn Sisamouth too. It's such a vividly atrocious story.

Achewood

Right behind the old Oat Tote

Achewood

I think we can crowdsurf this phrase into national usage, lord knows it applies

Achewood

Cause it's super creepy and sad

Achewood

(When you learn that she and her contemporaries were all murdered by the Khmer Rouge communists)

Vincent Verweij

It would not have worked in the final strip, but is a perfect B side

Glenn Ramsy

He's so famous he gets honors from our most hetero-coded and deadly war machines.

Bruce Wright

this isn’t that Cambodian punk rock I’ve heard so much about.

Omurice

I can picture Beef rocking the raneatek while Ray does his Africa dance.

blair

Just did. Cripes.

Johnny Deans

See? This is why he shouldn’t be allowed to talk to the dolphins.

b.zap

Dengue Fever? No. But there's an interesting history behind it all, worth looking into

b.zap

I still don't know what the Tenmen sound like

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Oh that sucks. Yeah. In a whole different way than Everywhere at the End of Time.

Nicholas Williams

Man I didn’t expect the acid to kick in that hard at the end of this read.

C C

Women have butts too. Is this strictly male a product, cause I bet Tina would be down for some butt stuff if the price was right and the champagne was flowing. Plus and also, does this thing have an 'orientation'? I mean does Ray's face part have to be right against the prostrate for maximum effect?

Achewood

It's hard to see but I drew the belly with a little "notch" so it could be detached, like if you aren't ready for the diameter of Ray's belly yet

Jenn

You're putting baloney in the applesauce is the phrase I didn't know I needed

Achewood

“You put your baloney in my applesauce!” was the exclamation that began all Hometown Buffet radio advertising in the late 1970s.