Achewood Classic: Fuck...Algebra! (Patreon)

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This six-strip arc from 2003 chronicles the first of many rap battles between Ray Smuckles and his nephew, who is handily named Little Nephew. Eminem's poly-blend clown suit would have melted in the face of their scalding destroyer-class rhymes. Don't forget to drop into the comments and mix it up with me and your fellow intrepid souls!

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The Ray's Figurine arc wrapped up last week, so now's a great time to drop in and read it all in one swoop.

One of my favorite ongoing series in Tier 2 is the "Microsoft, 1953" alternate world, in which Téodor is actually mildly successful:

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Behind The Scenes

I dusted off the old Happy Voyager — a 12-color embroidery machine — and am re-learning how to create embroidery files in Ink/stitch — the Inkscape extension which can convert vector artwork into something a 100-pound Japanese machine with an interface like Chernobyl, The UI. You can see little gaps and blips in this prototype. Thinking it will look handsome on a beanie for the June drop! (This illustration is from the arc where Pat Became Nice.)

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