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I seem to run across old strips that never got finished every time I dip into the archive for some artwork. I found this script dialogue mostly paced out in a layout a couple days ago, dropped in period-appropriate characters (you can usually date a strip by how high on his face Ray's glasses are) and poses, and away it goes. The filename shares a date with this Waterbury strip.

I think the original canon just got a little bigger.

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Josh Egbert

Ray is embarrassed Vlad used his phone for such a terrible prank call.

Achewood

How’s Dave doing, anyway? He looks pretty fit generally.

Aaron J. Rushton, Writer of Words

He got divorced from Carmen Electra and was kicked out of the Red Hot Chili Peppers so it seems like it's up up and away.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

1. Ray pranked Vlad. 2. I could have used the phrase "To-day I prove you are diseased!" yesterday but will keep it in my back pocket because I will need it again. 3. Pretty sure Dave Navarro has commissed a customized guitar shaped casket from some place in LA. It is a weird thing to maybe know.

Achewood

And now it smells like throttle body cleaner (vlad was rinsing his ears as it was Tuesday)

clorox enema

TODAY I PROVE YOU ARE DISEASED.

Achewood

He is currently sipping a parasol drink atop the cliffs of Dover

Achewood

Those are all good longevity choices

Amy Lewis

Ray's eyebrows taking everyone on a journey

Josh Egbert

Ray will just buy a new one

Bruce Wright

not too close to the edge, I hope, chalk is crumbly

Achewood

He can just DO that, unilaterally. Like remote medicine.

Achewood

As if the guy’s viscera will ever decompose

Achewood

I had to get back into my ‘00’s eyebrow game. That really is a thing in my professional life.

Nicholas Williams

You have done a good job of conveying Ray's utter mortification, to witness such a sob sister attempt at prank call. He looks positively stricken, the poor man.

Anthony Thompson

Lie Bot describes Dave Navarro: edgey! Lie Bot _doesn’t_ describe Dave Navarro: edging!

The Good Poster

Lie Bot's telling the unvarnished truth here. He can't be "on" all the time.

Douglas Wykstra

To make time with the buddies IS greatest show of honor to God. It's strange how you never hear anyone say that anymore.

Achewood

"Tis true, one big truth opens the door for a thousand lies.

Achewood

"Garden edger: 2-stroke machine" ...and, GO

Achewood

It's more of a needlepoint-type message.

Achewood

I think he has the iPhone subscription where they just bill you as soon as the new one comes out.

Achewood

It's like watching Gemini write a joke.

Achewood

The parasol becomes a parachute. He is a spy, remember.