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Poll: Stripper With a System Summons!

  • Lara Croft 64
  • Samantha Carter 36
  • Susan Storm 175
  • Jean-Luc-Picard 68
  • River Song 29
  • 2026-07-21
  • —2026-08-04
  • 372 votes
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Alright folks, as I mentioned with yesterday's release of Stripper With a System, it is yet again time to select another Summons for Rylia! In this particular case, the summons they need is an Archeologist/Explorer who can (WARNING SPOILER) investigate ancient alien civilizations from previous harvests/cycles, off the Relay Network. (End Spoiler Warning)

A number of suggestions were made (thanks everyone!), though I ultimately only used 1.5 of those. A few others made my initial list, but were cut when I made the final short list, for various reasons. Nico Robin, for example, was cut as a possibility mostly because she's already getting plenty of screen time in Halfway Broken ;-). No point in doubling up on characters when there are plenty of other options. Others didn't make the final list simply because I compared their popularity to the other people on the list and didn't think they had a prayer of success due to how known/unknown they were. I even cut one option simply because the character is from DC comics, and we already have two characters from there...

So, let's look at the final list of five options!

1) Dr. Lara Croft(Tomb Raider)

This is one of the variants of Lara Croft who has both a full PhD in Archeology and plenty of experience in the field facing the weird and unusual! Based mostly on an older, more experienced iteration of the 2013 reboot Lara, this version of Lara has faced first Yamati, then the dangerous Trinity organization. Having made a deal with the Omniversal Market to undo a curse, she's used to world-ending or world-rewriting threats, and might well be in her personal version of heaven with the chance to explore numerous dead alien civilizations!

Romance Chances: Lara is a possible addition to the pairing. Though, given she'll be away from Rylia and Co as much as she is nearby, it may take a while for that to happen, if she's included.

2) Dr. Samantha Carter(StarGate)

A variant of Samantha Carter who was cloned from the original, and would have died...had the Omniversal Marketplace not made her an offer. Not an archeologist, but an experienced explorer used to deciphering alien technologies. May or may not come with a Daniel Jackson clone accompanying her. I haven't decided yet on that point.

Romance Chances: Zero. Not only does she honestly come off as pretty thoroughly hetrosexual, but I'm fairly sure she and Rylia would kill each other if they got involved in more than a professional capacity.

3) Dr. Susan Storm (Marvel)

Surprise! I looked up what Susan Storm's actual degrees were...and the answer? A Doctorate in Archaeology, as well as a high understanding of Linguistics, History, and Cultural Studies. She is also considered 'well versed' in fields like biology, genetics, and diplomacy.

This version of Susan Storm never married, or even dated Reed Richards, who got himself exploded in a lab accident involving Victor von Doom, two bottles of tequila, a wheel of cheese, and a drunken competition over who could make the better Death Ray. Instead, she was exposed to Cosmic Rays in an alternative manner, with her powers slowly destabilizing until she made a deal with the Omniversal Marketplace. With her powers now stable, she's the the second member of the team with 'superpowers' (if you exclude Rylia's biotics).

Romance Chances: High. Due to the sheer variety of skills she has to offer, such as diplomacy and additional expertise in areas like biology and genetics, she'll work with Rylia, Kara and Momo more often. She'll still lead field expeditions, but will be around more often for Rylia's brand of enthusiastic flirtation to have an effect! Doubly so when Rylia keeps suggesting kinky uses for her powers and Susan can't help but be curious if they'd work...

4) Dr. Jean-Luc-Picard(Star Trek)

Another surprise! When I started looking up possible Star Trek archaeologists, guess who popped up? Canon Jean-Luc-Picard had a serious interest in archaeology at Starfleet academy, and was urged by one of his professors to peruse it. He decided against it and went on to be the Picard we all know, and at least some of us love.

This is not canon Picard. Instead, this variant took that professor's advice and followed up on his interest in archaeology, gaining a full doctorate in the subject. He still ended up commanding ships in the end, but did so in the capacity of/as the head of a team of dedicated archaeologists. A team who followed in the wake of the horrific messes Enterprise always left behind them, properly cataloging the mess and the history of the many things 'those psychos who keep running into ancient doomsday weapons' left for them to deal with.

Romance Chances: N/A with Rylia. I don't have any interest in pairing her with men. May or may not end up in some manner of relationship with other characters, such as Dr. Dalsir, Rylia's mother, or even Benezia.

5) Dr. River Song (Doctor Who)

Ah, alas poor River, your fate was horrible, just like almost everyone that gets involved with the Doctor! Oh, but what's this? You always did have a clever backup plan/escape route, didn't you? A deal with the Omniversal Marketplace allows River a second chance at life, even if it separates her from the Doctor for good. I'm calling her a variant mostly because I haven't seen Doctor Who in a long time, nor an I up to take past the...11th doctor, I think? So I might not get everything right, thus variant ;-)!

Romance Chances: Low. While not truly against it, River just lost her life-long love, the Doctor, all-to-recently. If anything happens between her and any other character, it will be years down the line after she's had time to move on. Which is still possible, given there are 14 years before the events of ME:1.

Alright, gentle beings all! That is the final short list of options, so get your votes in! This poll will end...when it needs to. Which depends a lot on which story wins the August Story Poll. So make sure you get your votes in on that poll, too ;-)!

Comments

Orchamus

I'm vote for anyone but Sam, I just feel she wouldn't mesh well

Aojae

The last time I played tomb raider was on the ps1, and Lara is probably the character I am the second most familiar with out of this list, the first being Susan Storm; but I only know her in passing due to the occasional f4 cross in a couple spiderman comics I've read and have never read her source material.... Welp. Guess Storm gets my vote

Phil Meyering

Susan Storm , l Lara Croft ,Jean-Luc Picard

Phil Meyering

Sam is great, but she is definitely for a different kind of fan fiction

Orchamus

Yeah, honestly River, Susan and Jean-Luc are how I order mine preferences

Celti B.

Lara and Susan are interesting ideas, but i really really like the idea of this variant Picard, he has basically the exact experience they need with a minimum of problematic personality clashes... and i can't help but imagine him as perpetual Matron-bait. Make it so!

Urbane_Bomber

I liked how in the last summons, there was a romance option and a non- romance option. It added some great balance to the story. Maybe we can do that with Sam or Picard since they have so much upside?

Wratus

Hmmmm a Jean-Luc Picard sounds interesting, but gonna have to admit that considering the stakes this one of those times where you would want a team instead one person to lead it.

Dominique Brassel

So those are some interesting choices..... I would vote for sam if she would definitely come with Jackson but as it's a maybe I won't...... Next picard if you had chosen one of the earlier Star trek characters I would have voted star trek but Picard has drunk to much federation cool aid he would morally not fit I think...... As for river she is an idea but I am not that big of a doctor who fan so sadly no...... So it is between Susan and Lara and Susan is more intelligent and more well rounded she is also a option with power so she gets my vote......

twilightwanderer

Very interesting selection this time, some fun unexpected picks. I'll drop my vote for Sam (and Danny) in solidarity and for consistency, but Sue's my real choice (as seems to be consensus at the moment).

MrNicoIRP

I'm not familiar with StarGate to vote for Sam, and Lara dosen't have experiense in space travel, so she's out too. I'm a fan of Dr Who, so my vote go for River, but I feel that Susan could be a great option too.

Ototsu_Yume

She's probably the best for the job but yeah, I could actually see her going MIA in favour of the US Government/System Alliance and leak secrets unless she's hardcoded with loyalty, I could see Picard doing similar; that guy absolutely hated being the focus of Betazoids and other 'sexual' races, he'd be massively uncomfortable around the Asari too.

Orchamus

Fair, forgot that about Picard and River do be pretty shitty fairly often. Susan top for me then I think

Mark

I think Sam would be a good choice, as she's good at understanding any technology that such a team would be able to uncover, although I feel like Daniel Jackson would be a better choice in the archeology/diplomacy department.

IG884HIRE

I'd have voted for Sue without a second thought if Picard hadn't been on the table. She's great, no doubt, but the thought of a more India Jones version of Starfleet's finest captain using some absurd technobable solution to save Benezia from death by indoctrination, or lambasting the Citadel Council with a perfectly prepared speech makes me too happy not to go with him.

Donan The Barbarian

Personally I think you've not QUITE grasped River Song. For one you can have the market place grab her mind/soul from the library computer first shown in someone of the library (very early tenth episode) and give her a new body in another world in exchange for something that'll save The Doctor at some point past where and when River and the Doctor generally interact. Heck because they meet very out of order you could grab her right from the end of the episode where Clara becomes the impossible girl and the River and The Doctor (this is an 11th doctor episode but River will have already done her ONE canon adventure with 12 for to time travel shenanigans) say goodbye with a psychic kiss before The Doctor does something that SHOULD permanently destroy him but doesn't. Plus she's actually canonically done short term flings and possibly longer term romance with others who weren't The Doctor even back when she was alive because she had a Time Lord lifespan for each regeneration if not killed and was existing in quite a few places and time periods where she doesn't see The Doctor for years or centuries. That said I think it's more likely she'd have fun flirting with the younger females and Bruce but wouldn't actually settle down with anyone who's not an Asari matron at minimum because she'd need someone who could properly understand the issues of living so long while surrounded by and occasionally loving beings who live much shorter lives.

Lictor Magnus

I voted Sue Storm but if Sam came with Daniel Jackson I would have picked that.

WhatAFungi

Once again horny is gonna win

TheZombieDoc

I'm curious what each of them considers archeology. Picard comes from an era where the technology really is indistinguishable from magic, so the archeology would likely still be space age. Which means a LOT of combing through empty space for old stations or ships AND having the knowhow to explore them. So would he have a surface level knowledge of his tech base?

Novus's Fanfiction Works

...In what way do you think I haven't grasped River? I was specifically intending to grab the version right as she dies (let's be honest, the upload is a COPY of her, not the real thing, something that is even acknowledged within the show if I recall correctly). The copy remains, but the real 'soul' goes off to the deal made with the Marketplace. Nothing you've said contradicts anything I said, though. I even pointed out that she MIGHT be up for a relationship later on, just not IMMEDIATELY after she lost the Doctor for good. All of her previous separations were temporary and she largely knew that fact.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

The problem with Daniel is that his archeology expertise was really only useful because he was DEEP into EARTH history, which happened to have been spread out everywhere else by the Evil Worm People (yes, I know their name, I can never spell it right without looking it up though, and it's not worth it at the moment, so Evil Worm People). Very little of what he knows would translate to working on completely disconnected from humanity alien civilizations. A problem none of the others really have, with even Lara having a wide range of less specific skills that Daniel lacks.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

??? I'm not sure what you're getting at here. I outlined both Possible Yes and Probably No romance options this time, just like last time.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

@Ototsu_Yume All Summons come with an inability to outright betray Rylia for the duration of their contract. Though that doesn't cover everything. If sufficiently determined, one of them could leak secrets if they believed, genuinely, that it was for Rylia's greater good.

Donan The Barbarian

No it's not acknowledged as a copy of her within the show because the computer she's in is incapable of creating a psychic presence unbound by time for her, which she provably has as shown by her psychic mental projection in the episode impossible girl is from after the library and admits to have been watching The Doctor on his various adventures she wasn't physically present for, which means some part of her mind/soul continued existing despite her original body being dead. But no my main point was even at that moment she's about to sacrifice herself in the library she's already been in a large number of relationships with people who AREN'T The Doctor and had some of them be semi serious shown ON SCREEN much less the large number she's been implied to have in the centuries of time she and The Doctor aren't crossing paths going in opposite directions because Time travel barely makes sense from an outside perspective. She'd absolutely be flirty with everyone to push her thoughts of having just lost him away, even if you did grab her from between her bodies death and her mind gaining a permanent anchor in the computer, even if she'd take years to settle down with someone long term.

Urbane_Bomber

I was referring to how the last summons result brought two people from the marketplace instead of one. It added a nice dicotomy I thought. If possible, I think it would be cool to do that again. Sorry for the confusion.

Matthew Robar

River song would be really interesting, time lords are touch telepaths, probably stronger ones than Asari. It’s provides the potential for Actual Lewd Handholding She also has the best combination of alien diplomacy, tech knowledge and personal combat experience/potential that match up with a galaxy like mass effect Storm and Picard because of their AUs probably wouldn’t have the personal experience with the wacky that is desired, or the pressure of working in combat areas, storm never went adventuring with the F4 and Picard always showed up after everything calmed down

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Almost certainly. At least with the sort of equipment he would use the most, such as advanced tricorders and the like. Probably not enough to reproduce weapons technology, but certainly enough to help kickstart a few specific areas. Possibly even crude replicator tech, though likely VERY crude, since knowing the full process of that would be a bit much for someone that wasn't an advance engineering track.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Hey now, horny actually lost last time, since Bruce won the poll :-p. Even if I brought Lucy in as a balance, she wasn't even close to winning the poll. I honestly figured out of all the possible male figures I could come up with, Picard had probably the best chance of creating another upset. He's arguably the best pick from a pure skills point, given the higher tech base he's coming from. Of course, he also lacks powers and the Power of Boobs ;-).

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Ah. I'm trying to limit that, as the more people I add, the harder it is to balance screen time for all the characters. Bruce and Lucy were something of an exception, as neither could truly, completely fill the role on their own. At least to my assessment.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Well, in Picard's case, it was following up directly after the Enterprise had been through an idea :-p. So 'calmed down' or even 'properly dealt with' aren't really quite accurate. More 'the anthill has been poked by the idiots with sticks and too little sense, now WE have to fix it...' Susan will also have some experience, as her powers didn't immediately start destabilizing. Admittedly it will be less than she would have gotten with the FF, though.

Carac

And he is the only one on the list, who knows the logistics of a Deep space science vessel.

madcow360

So the Only option I don't like is Picard just because I never really got into Star Trek... But My pick is gonna be Susan purely for the accidental Synergy that She has only Picked Super Heroes with the exception of Lucy but only so she could get Bruce... Honestly think River would be a great pick just because this was honestly what she was doing in Dr Who supposedly so for her it would just be more of the same. Also Lara just kind of feels Lazy... Need a Archeologist and its always Lara Croft as the Expy so didn't pick her just from Tiredness of her as a choice...

MultiverseCosms

Picard all the way. Sadly, it doesn't look like he will win, but yeah. At least I do like Susan okay. Not a fan at all of River nor Sam.

Zachrey Mueller

Here is a strange thought, since each person is having their own plan. B, why don't you choose mult? For example, Samantha Carter for Bruce Susan Storm for ryila I could see Laura Croft getting on with Momo, and even river song working with Lucy. Have Picard in charge of the exploration group in the main universe for the humor of being matron bait, and as a distraction from other companies looking into her, which will also allow her to pick up. Liara.... Like I said I would honestly pick everyone because I could see everyone having a use at this time

Novus's Fanfiction Works

As I've said to several people, I'm trying not to do multiple summons often. The more summons Rylia pulls in, the harder it becomes to juggle the cast. Given they are still 14 years out from ME:1 even starting...

NovaBrain

River Song would be fun, but her main ting is time travel which would be hard to integrate without it just taking over everything.

Jaroslaw Jarmul

The power of horny always compels voters. At least Susan can be interesting. Jean-Luc would be more useful as he was still a captain (even if he was commanding a less impressive ship). That means he had more experience leading teams and to properly survey worlds teams will be needed.

Maglad

I don’t understand why Susan is so high on the polls. She doesn’t has the skills and experience with interstellar exploration of Jean luc, nor the tits and ass of Lara.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Gotta admit, I'm kinda surprised too. Susan is usually a sort of polarizing figure for comic lovers. A lot of love...and just as much hate. Personally, I have suspicions it may be the result of Rivals making more people familiar with her?

Maglad

Maybe? Sam also makes more sense. Oh since I’ve got your attention, in which chapter of Pokémon did 2b and her costar went from friends to girlfriends? I seem to have skipped when it happened

Novus's Fanfiction Works

I'm answering on my phone at the moment, so I can't look up the chapter number. It was in Pewter, right after they both beat the gym if I'm recalling right off the top of my head.

Maglad

Thanks for answering. I hate typing on the cellphone so I appreciate that you answered on it.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

No problem :-). I tend to keep comments from my phone simple for the same reason. I checked back at my laptop by the by, and it was in chapter 24.

Maglad

Thanks. Appreciate it.