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I know what you're thinking: Fishman Industries haven't been churning out products for a month or two. Well, fear not, because just this morning i was handed the artwork for not one but two initiatives by the most forward-thinking company in the UK.

First up, Des has gifts for parents. In order to appeal to as wide an audience as possible, he asked me to design special "feature-lite" mannequins that people could project their own mee-maw and dew-daw onto. I did my best.

But that was the prawn cocktail before a very meaty main course. Des knows that Christmas is a time for illness - and he can help!

If these don't answer all your holiday questions, I don't know what will. But remember, Des is always here to assist you. Whether you want him to or not.

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Luke Drotos

My father will finally feel joy again

Reuben

Loving all the place names to conjure with. Ah, those Herts days!

Sean Kinlin

Miracle medical merchandise, indeed! Though I am a bit surprised they aren't called "Fishman's Friend."

Tim Day

It’s beginning to look a lot like fishmas

Jack

Now it's truly Christmas. Gods bless Des!

Reuben

"Next year in Buntingford"!

Anthony Thompson

Tuppin' 'eck (traditional yuletide greetings from America)

Sean Kinlin

In these winter days, will gifts from Fishman have our mommas and poppas dreaming of California?

Chris J. Zähller

For the love of all that's holy, do not tell us where the smoothing pearls come from.

William Cole

I'm more worried about the "sluice"!

Dean Reilly

The Executive Sleep Stool can also be repurposed as an impromptu pillory, for all your vagabond-shaming needs!

Ross Webster

I'm sure many of my security guard friends would love the Excutive Sleep Stool.

Rich

Some less than scrupulous advertisements keep trying to push a competitor of the Fishman Smoothing Pearls at me recently. I am not convinced by either...

scarygoround

Dean, was that you on Christmas Only Connect?!!

Dean Reilly

Google tells me that Only Connect is a UK quiz show. Wrong side of the world for me.

scarygoround

I apologise for the misidentification and will retreat back to the shadows in shame.