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Suggestions for more GAM rewards in 2021 (Patreon)

Published:
2021-03-21 18:19:56
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2026-06

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Hey Patrons & Friends,

Our yearly (or in this case biannual) @patreon pledge drive - Maytreon -  is just around the corner and we'd love to know what goals you'd love to see for #GodAwfulMovies and another PJ party (Date TBA) this year.

What do you wanna see the guys do?

Have Marsh do an entire GAM episode in his southern accent?

Eli and Heath try to out smoke Noah? 

Change Heath's name to Keith legally? 

Let us know below in the comments!

The Puzzle In A Thunderstorm Team

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Matty B

A live RPG session would be neat-o

Reaganomnomnomics

Going with option 3 will result in a full redistribution of my meager wealth, just a heads up

Perniciousducks

Marsh southern accent episode. The easiest no brained in the history of GAM

Jaz de la Huerta

RPG session while Eli and Heath try to out smoke Noah. ⬆️

Jordon

Eli and Heath try to out-smoke Noah.

Kevin McKinney

Why Keith? What did I miss? Marsh doing an entire episode in a southern accent is my vote.

Alex Arnett

Kevin Sorbo being on Cameo has to come into this somehow

Mr Pudifoot

I would love to see Heath’s mother again, this time with a drinking game of taking a shot every time she doxes Heath 😅

Marcus

Heh, “Heath”. That is classic Keith.

Dan

Release "Mademoiselle Madge" as a single!

Rocktoberfest

In the Mandela effect episode of citation needed they pretended they thought his name was Keith.

Julie Wine&Reason

Yes, please do a D&D Minus stream! I will quadruple my efforts to get all of my gamer friends to become patrons of the podcast.

Marcus

Something that involves a personal, recorded interaction with David AR White.

Julie Wine&Reason

If Heath changes his name to Keith, I quit the patreon.

Jackie Gardner

Maybe bring back the #staythefuckhome live streams for the month!! Then you can potentially do all the things! It can be patron only access.

Matty B

Would love a live stream. Maybe once a quarter?

Harrison Dishman

As a Beavis and Butthead/MST3K style stream event!

Craig A. Youngman

Highlander2 for GAM, and I'd really love to see some juggling at the pajama party- as well as more songs from Anna (obviously). And Max... We need to meet Max.

Jess Morgan

When I was in campus radio, we did something on our show called a "humiliation" in which one panelist had to say or do a variety of embarrassing things in response to different cues, like saying "I'm a pretty girl!" whenever someone coughed or saying "(other panelist) is the Sultan of Slam" whenever someone said a specific word. It was inspired by an episode of Fresh Prince where Will and Carlton blackmailed Hilary into doing stuff like this. Do an entire episode like that.

Matty B

What do you mean? I wanna know what this "Heath" business is about.

Andrew Barton

You guys talk about "when we make a christian movie" and it'd be fun to write and act a few scenes for the patrons. Find someone with a camera and stretch your creative legs. It can't be worse than the stuff you've watched. It doesn't take crazy billionaire money.

Harrison Dishman

Accessible to anyone who is a patreon for any PIAT pod

Kroll the Swolbold

A "back to basics" month with the movies you did on scathing atheist before GAM was its own thing

Danilo Tepsa

A short live action Bible Piece Theatre, homemade costumes, fake beards, green screen and all that!

Emperorbassexe

I'd love for you guys to tackle and rip apart stuff meant to indoctrinate children, like VeggieTales. Either veggietales episodes, or their movies that clumsily parody stuff like lord of the rings. Or you could also tackle more mainstream movies with a religious edge to them like Book of Eli.

Mark H

Music videos.

Bonnie Maize

Anything with Marsh, any kind of livestream.

Jack

Yeah I think a short movie might be fun. Also i got most of my biology schooling when i was a kid from a series called "Creatures That Defy Evolution" and I would jump at the chance to see normal people to experience those, even in a short format.

Sandra McWaffle

Weren't you guys going to do occasional serious episodes about in depth topics? I'd still like to hear those.

Johnny Dahmer

"Awards" show with different "categories" would be nice and different

Craig A. Youngman

They did a Mother's Day livestream a while back with their moms, and Heath's mom kept calling him by his real name. It was pretty great. 😁

Harrison Dishman

The movies they watch make that obvious enough that money is no problem.

Matty B

Maybe reach out to some animators. You could take old episodes of Bible Piece Theatre and put it to animation. God, Tall Tyler, and Sarah.... Comedy/Horror Gold.

David

Watch a terrible Christian movie on morality while getting more and more high hahaha

Sarvis

Live riffing on a film? Plenty of religious movies are in Public Domain, right?

Matty B

A Christian Year in Review episode would be pretty neat. Maybe not that hard as they can just pick their favorite news pieces and follow up with them.

Nolan B.

Please yes, do an episode high and try to keep it together to make it through the movie.

Danielle Kemmer

Why pick one?? Secret answer d: All of the above!!

Wandering_Idiot

Have Marsh interview Eli about mediation.

Olivia Peachley

Can we have anna do an entire review as melissa carone??

Katt

As someone tried and failed to keep up with noah smoking on the live streams, I would love to see Eli and Heath try to out smoke him 😂

Katt

More Cara Santa Maria and Rachel!

Katt

BEGGING you to do One Magic Christmas at the holidays. We watch Mary Steenbergen try to muster up a few tears when her husband and children are murdered and learn that the North Pole is staffed not with Elves but dead people. Harry Dean Stanton spends an alarming amount of time alone with a little girl.

Rob McCullough

Marsh wit me the southern accent and Cara Santa Maria with a Merseyside accent. And songs by Anna. And Lucinda just being yelly.

Laura Mipsum

A skit with Heath/Sarah Sanders and Noah/Ivanka is all I want.

Hypatia

Would the PiaT crew ever consider doing a dramatic reading of a short story? Like an audio-play?

James Corbett

I don't know if this has ever been suggested before but is an Eli magic show on the cards (pun intended)? Also do a GAM style takedown of some Jordan Peterson bullshit.

Matt Griggs

Right up front, I don't know how this would be applicable to maytreon goals. Maybe someone more intelligent than I has a suggestion, or maybe it's just as simple as making them available, but I would like to see a super-cut of the ongoing segments, like each of the book breakdowns, "how bullshit is it?", god awful minis, etc. Maybe available to patrons only.

Gremlin

Do a commentary in the vein of MST3K for a film or two, so we can watch along, maybe. Plus I'd LOVE to see Eli run a game of the RPG "They Came From Beneath The Sea", (Which is literally about playing characters in cheap 50's monster B-movies with titles like 'Attack of the Lobster men') possibly with a Christian monster movie theme - any game where you can activate the power "Cheap set", "Bad Dubbing" or "Stunt Double"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxLydk4t76s

Ian

Wait his name isn't Keith????? Would love to see the team do more like the Stay the Fuck Home Livestreams - playing games, having a good time etc.

Jin Hadah

Anything involving Anna singing angry "lalala"'s

Eric Williams

Marsh, southern accent, Gone with the Wind.

James Mitchell

Eli and Cecil road trip to go watch a christian rom-com.

Petra Khor

Any kind of watch party would be really fun, especially if it's a really bad movie!

Trina Cairns

A GAM episode with Eli doing his French accent and Marsh doing a Southern accent

Anne the transwoman

Let's see. More board games for Eli and Heath to argue over the rules. More Woo "science" movie. Think Science falsely so called or when Ray Comfort talked about the scientific claims in the Bible. And more shenanigans from Sara Heathabee Sanders and Meljanya Twump

Max Grivno

Marsh's southern accent doing the movie "Gods and Generals," a film that buries you under four hours of bad history and even worse religion.

Douglas

A challenge for making these years more bearable for the rest of us? Poppycock! I say Apple-fritter Sundaes all around. Either that, or finishing the rest of the Vulgarity for Charity... vulgarities in one fell swoop.

CaitTheWolfe

The Secret, gateway woo bullshit that I saw when I was 12. There's literally a section talking about how you can positively think your way out of HATE CRIMES, also the general toxic positivity of the whole thing. Also more LGBTQ+ Phobic movies, I love you guys anally reaming those ones, I've not been able to find some Transphobic ones, though I'm sure if you reached out you'd find some. And finally No Safe Spaces with Adam Corolla and Dennis "Urine and Feces" Prager, a movie about how bad identity politics are by, a Jew™, an unfunny comedian even when he was compared to Jimmy Kimmel, and Daddy Lobster himself.

A

A GAM episode with Lucinda Lugeons, Anna Bosnick, and Cara Santa Maria (sorry if I misspelled her last name). Edit: fixed

Sean

Noah legally changes his name to Noah Lugeons

Tim Niemiec

Bad movie suggestions: Sharkenstein (2016) and Ouja Shark (2020). Both can be found on YouTube.

Stormy Decisis

For every X new pledges, Eli makes an insulting website about a random patron.

The Best Cat

As a ghetto Texas kid who learned to hide his accent to get like, money. I would make a Marsh accent episode my favorite thing.

Grant Cosper

This is a fun idea. I think the app PlutoTV has an 80's (90's too) music video channel that you could used for a watch -along..

Grant Cosper

Eli as Stewart, wearing a Winger t-shirt.

Michael Colon

Do an episode with Hannah & Jake.

Matty B

Catch Aron Ra on video not looking like an angry Metal God in a live stream.

Tom jackson

Change Heath’s name but don’t tell him. Also, a blooper episode would be sweet.

DJA

Have you done The Ten Commandments (1956)? How could you go wrong with this cast: Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Edward G. Robinson, Yvonne De Carlo, Vincent Price, & John Carradine. Church People (2021) Church (2010)

NickTech

You guys should try jenkem for the bonus 🤘🤮

Don Toovey

I vote for going to a church surmon and taking notes like they usually do.Then barrage the preacher with all of those unanswerable questions

Iheart Dogs

More Marsh. Period. It's so funny how blindsided he gets about stupid American stuff. After the southern accent, make him do more, like a Boston accent.

TheOldDruid

I want you to watch The Lord of the Rings trilogy, as if it's a GAM from the perspective of your D&D Minus characters.

Anne the transwoman

For that, Christian would need to be able to differenciate between trans women and drag queens.

Kitsunelaine

Do a podcast episode that constantly gets interrupted by a fake ad for a fake company or product that has a gripping ongoing plotline. Bonus points for the fake plotline interrupting the "episode" itself.

Cyn R Johnson

Hi guys! I have to cast a “Hell yes!” Behind the suggestion of ‘The Ten Commandments’. Your reactions to the overacting and pompous script alone will be a gift for the ages! Imagine Sorbo as Moses in a remake... gah!

Mike Wing

Need Lucinda on gam episode. Also yes to smoke challenge with Heath and Eli

Mark H

Lick Matt Powell.

Michael Colon

Do a riff trax style commentary that we can listen to while watching the movie.

Alex Hencken

A Marsh vs Thomas competition for control of the guest GAM chair.

BrianConnors

I would love an annual best worst award show... Called the Gammys.

Damian K

Roll a dice or pick straws but one of you needs to defend the movie while the others tear it down for the whole episode.

Hypatia

I just saw that another PJ Party might be possible, with luck by Summer? That would be fantastic! :D It couldn't be just for Patreon supporters, though.

Big Red Joe

If this is a good spot to recommend bonus episodes, I would like “recommend” No Safe Spaces

Brenda Hickson

Please, for the love of JonBenét Ramsey, try to out smoke Noah.

David Sander

Not sure if this would be best done in GAM or one of your other podcasts, but I think it would be hilarious if y’all reviewed a Christian video game (one that I’ve seen is “captain bible)

Wesley Hughes

I would personally like one episode where Noah doesn’t agree with himself constantly.

Stansky

I want Cara Santa Maria, Rachel Wax, and Marsh to record a long technical review of every time Heath has been wrong about things throughout the history of PIAT. Then make Heath watch and livestream his reaction.

Lowercase F. Hades

I think the best answer is obvious: a Christmas variety show

Brandon

My request would be any of the new star wars movies as a bonus show.

Fix the Vote

Shot-for-shot remakes of various scenes from David A R White and K Sorbs films with Eli as the protagonist... but ad libbing.

TheOldDruid

I want you to watch The Lord of the Rings trilogy, as if it's a GAM from the perspective of your D&D Minus characters.

FruitbatStudios

If you're going to have Eli and Heath try to keep up with Noah, you should do it as a live show so we can play along at home.

Anonymous User

Another popular podcast has top tier Patreon as guests on the show, but you’d have to set that amount high enough that you didn’t have to let any of us come on and wreck the episode

David S.

I second this. If you guys could set up a stream it could be done even if the pandemic doesn't die down as fast as we'd all like.

David S.

I believe one episode Eli promised to buy a burner phone and prank call the number to rat out planned parenthood.

Gerald Lott

Christian movie trope themed mini D&D session. Magical older black woman, bills damnit bills, cancer mom McGuffin, rape apologetics, the works! You don’t have to wait for billionaire 💰

yourgirlislovely

Love anything you guys do but I'd love to see you guys watch Velocipastor– it's kind of good god awful? 😂

Sterling Hallauer

More Cara, she and Heath have the best laughs ever.

Bailey Sandlin

Is there any chance of getting Ross or Carrie from ONRAC on as a special guest, very different personalities as far as making fun of the movies but man I've wanted you guys to collaborate for so long

Aya Sakurai

Watch The Name of the Rose and talk for two hours ONLY about how ridiculous Christian Slater looks in the movie.

Brendan Horn

I personally wouldn't mind more video clips of behind the scenes stuff,like outtakes and bloopers and of the live shows.

Proud mom of fur babies

Oh yeah, id love that. Give them the proper gam dressing down they deserve

Irregular History Network

How about a monthly feature were you look at GOOD movies, I wanna see you guys talk about Goodfellas or Back to the Future

steven burritt

bloopers, outtakes, funny stories, or behind the scenes things. not sure if possible(or even a good idea) but maybe have 5 lucky patreons join in your game night.

Ashley Kennett

Would love for you guys to review either "Universal Soldier" (long live Van Damme!) or "Battlefield Earth". Both are available on Amazon Prime at the moment. :D

Mariusz 'Kot' Butrykowski

Literally watch the Baahubali movies. They're like Vultures of Horror level of campy, but actually good.

Cory Effin Springer

If we were to force Marsh to do accents, I'd LOVE to hear what he thinks a Minnesota accent sounds like.

Ilan Woll

I would love to see the GAMMIES, an award show for the worst of the best at being the worst in Christian Cinema

Nadia K.

More Marsh, please!

Zevrix

This

Niamh Coghlan

After today's episode, I have to say: MORE JESS! :)

Sir Arcane

Or a Good movie with religion iit "The Man From Earth" It really does take all the good aspects and jettisons the shit

Sir Arcane

I want more Bingo Cards

Ilan Woll

I would love a Christian movie radio play by you guys

Birder Stuart

The Religious Tat Challenge. All the presenters you can muster up have to buy the most hideous piece of religious tat for $10 they can find. We get to rank them........ and whoever has the least worst has to keep all of it.

Mark H

Two votes. She’s fantastic!

Mark H

How about you review some really bad movie, only with backhanded compliments?

Mike Silvestrini

A 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' style episode, where the fans can watch the movie along with you and your commentary over it.

DJA

Jesus Camp - free on Netflix

Kristi Ellis

More Dan and Jordan collabs!

AgentButteryNipples

More cara if yall can shes a delight to hear! Also marsh. Gosh i love whe they both come round.

Mark H

How did I not think of it before? I want a low budget Christian movie! But you know, a Trojan horse version.

Mark H

Oooh and a collaboration with the “I Don’t Even Own A Television” podcast team.

Zena

How about a chance to guest host?

Coba

Do plan 9 from outer space pleeeeez

Katt

There was talk of a corn hole tournament on the Run the Race episode.