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It’s that time again… time for us to ask the fans to help us with the Q&A sessions for the upcoming Piat PJ Party 2023.

Submit your questions below. Be creative. F/M/K encouraged.

You can ask Qs of Noah, Heath, Eli… or Anna & Lucinda… or even Don Ford and Tim.

We’ll aggregate the best worst ones and answer as many as we can on the upcoming live stream.

Hints:

· Ask questions that would of interest to a wide audience.

· Be unique – if you’ve watched over the years, we’ve answered a lot of common questions, so we’re looking for something new and different.

· Be concise.

Comments

Patrick Duganz

Who is your favorite character in the Podcastiverse? Why is it Clip Clop Tom?

Robert Muse

When are you going to wake each other up with dripping ice?

Patrick Walters

If you could go back and restart your podcasting careers as YouTube instead would you? If so would you change anything about the evolution of your shows?

Joey Clontz

How did God Awful Movies come to be?

Kevin

Was there a Nintendo game that you never beat as a kid that you finally beat as an adult? Alternatively, is there one that remains unbeaten?

Cullen Frederickson

Could Lucinda beat Eli and Heath in a fight given that she has her vermin whacking stick

Unofficial_Opinion

Noah, for each of your immediate castmates and extended podcastiverse family, which video game system best represents each person and why?

Royce Simmons

Ok so, this one is for Cecil Something Italian: how many best friends do you have working over at PIAT??

Jenamarie

Are there any ideas for new podcasts you've had but rejected/put aside? What were your reasons?

Kelly Burke

D&D Minus related - How was the aspect of the green dragon encounter (with the elves and the puppy) supposed to go if you had a sane party instead of a Heath going out of his way to poison himself and blow himself up?

Kevin

Eli- is there an ad you are particularly proud of? My personal favorites were the patron only liquid death and the three part ransom with Carl.

Stormy Decisis

I'm sure Eli knows magicians' tricks to make an apparition seem to appear. If you (any of you) could haunt Marjorie Taylor Greene's house, what image and audio would you choose and why?

Royce Simmons

Wow it’s fucking hot this summer! What is everyone’s best tip for staying cool? 😎

Stormy Decisis

Heath: What board game did you most recently play? Did you win? Please feel free to explain in detail why or why not.

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

Ok so between all of your shows, cog dis, and all of the Thomas Smith ones - my podcast listener-verse is very heavily male. Lucinda, Anna, Lydia Smith - could do a God Awful Indictments (we get those all the time) or something.(sorry if that's whiny. I love all of you. Just need more women and more diversity)

Stormy Decisis

I believe you mean a *varmint hammer*.

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

If Tim could retire some questions and never have to see them again, what would they be? Tim's Top 10 Don't Asks!

Stormy Decisis

Noah, Eli, Anna, Lucinda, Tim, and Don: What board game did Heath most recently play? Did he actually win?

Alex Hencken

What are the qualities that you look for or feel make a good guest masochist for GAM? Is there a particular guest that you haven't had on for a good while that you'd like to see back for an episode or two?

Poogan

Eli- Can we get an update on that church van that was parked outside your house?

Jason the Beav

I was enjoying a series of YouTube videos staring Heath and Noah from back at their last job. Care to elaborate on either the videos or those days? Favourite/ least favourite stories?

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

How much fun did Noah and Heath have doing the Ray Comfort voice? And could the guys do a whole sketch Ray Comforting at each other? Gigidty

Lauren W

Anna: what topic would you write an entire rock opera about?

Kisskiss

Best tabletop/board games for just two people to play?

Kisskiss

Crazy billionaire money AND time was of no consequence - what is everyone's next podcast they'd make if they had the time and money?

tsukiouji

Are there tabletop games that you think look cool, but have yet to get the chance to play?

Spooky Luke

Aside from the biannual foot race challenges you receive from DJP, have any of the people who make the movies you make fun of ever tried to contact you?

Scott Laird

What is your best worst "this is your movie!"

MouthStache

What are the realistic chances of creating God Awful Movies: The Movie? What patreon goal needs to be reached?

Grand

More concise: Why does Ted Cruz exist?

Grand

No Marsh questions?

MouthStache

Does the team plan to be entertainers/podcasters indefinitely? How does everyone see this ending, if at all (other than a crazy illegal Eli prank)?

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

This one's mostly for Eli: If you start a Vampire the Masquerade game on D&D Minus, where will it take place? And if it takes place in Chicago (cf Chicago by Night and related) will Tom and Cecil cameo in it?

sTubby

Q for Heath. Scarier scenario: peat shortage or paternity test?

Liz Rosenberg

Has anyone had strange dreams during the annual pajama party? And do you guys ever dream about each other (not talking about couples here)? What was the last book you read and liked?

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

Would the D&DM gang be interested in a one-shot in a religiously-based rules system/setting? Not necessarily one that's meant as "D&D without the Ungawdly Worldly stuff" but one where religion pays a major role?

Royce Simmons

Great question! I am curious what a production would cost PIAT? And, are we talking a “Vultures or Horror” budget or maybe a mega-church backed “Fireproof” budget.

Grand

I should do more research. But I want. Or won't

Unofficial_Opinion

My brain takes me there often because it's wired to not let me enjoy things for very long

Flantastic02

To Noah, Heath, & Eli, what's a GAM film that you missed this year that you *really* wish you were there for? Or alternatively, what GAM film would you most want to inflict next time you're gone?

Vincent Stevens

I have a question for everyone. Bi tendencies?

Rebecca Throop

Each of you list your favorite/most notorious religious figure from any point in history and then pick: fmk

Ellie Catts

All: if you're comfortable speaking about this, do any of you identify as any kind of queer? As a queer fan myself I'm curious.

Taru Tikkanen

Would you do a D&D Minus live with Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure?

Taru Tikkanen

What is everyone's favourite animated show?

Kevin McGonigle

Where did you come up with the term pop scare? I have watched horror movies all my life and am in a ton of horror based communities. Never have I heard someone call a jump scare a pop scare.

Clockworkk

Eli’s thoughts on the Oxford Comma? (This is purely to see the expression on Heath’s face.)

Clockworkk

Oh, I’ve also got a F/M/K for the PIAT fam. Fuck/Marry/Kill: Noah Lugeons Heath Enright Eli Bosnick

Clockworkk

Oh, I’ve got a way better F/M/K than my other one! Matt Dillahunty Aron Ra Seth Andrews

Sea Gator

Eli- what other Jewish stereotypes or traditions do you wish Bibleman had explored? Feel free to make some up- Heath and Noah won't know...

Sea Gator

For Don Ford- what are your favorite 'rejected' voices for Biblepiece Theatre? Assuming some were deemed too offensive or obscure for general consumption. Alternately, could you do impressions of your favorite voices from the rest of the gang? Would love to hear your take on 'Sarah H. Angel/Demon/Gabriel/Magog'!

You can just think of me as That One Guy

Of all the writers whose work you've viewed for the show, who would you rank as the most delusional? And who is the most _entertainingly_ delusional? (And is it Donald James Parker for both answers?)

Catboyslim

Haunt her closet, MTG is way secretly gay for AOC. All her crazy outbursts are fueled by ‘roid rage….or so I’ve been told 😇

Catboyslim

Not whiny, the truth. Cool chicks= I’m living!

Catboyslim

Ever thought about about using Chick Tracts as skits? Many outlandish ones to choose from .

Markus D

I think they might have to find a rich sponsor/patron, but I'd love to find such a thing. I think a one point Eli called the theoretical project "Not Another Christian Movie" because I've held onto that title for a while.

Markus D

I'm also curious if they have any people in mind that they'd like to ask to be a guest. Personally, I've thought of Forrest Valkai and Jenny Nicholson as two creators I like that would probably suit the format.

Nicholas Monter

Would you guys do a Rifftrax/MST3K thing where you riff on a video? Maybe start with a short and see if it is successful?

Jo

I might be crazy, but i think they did? He played a character with multiple personalities i think?

Christina Marta

What are your palate-cleanser movies to remind you that movies can be good? Or do you just go outside to decompress?

Gmork

Ever think of Steve Shives as a guest?

Kain

Politician version for the extra difficulty of not being able to say K on all of them The Donald Ronda Santis Mitch the turtle

Scorpion the Bird

There’s only one question that matters: what will it take to get Lucinda on as a GAM guest???

Sam

Christian film maker and/or actor tier lists: rank film makers and/or actors who have appeared multiple times on GAM on whatever criteria you want.

Shawn Boucké

Wholesome question. To the person standing to your left, what is one of your favorite things about them?

Total Absolutism

You've done a few "The Christian X' movies, like The Reconciler. Which movie would each of you like there to be a Christian version of specifically so you can do a GAM episode on it?

Deborah Smith, The Attractive Distractor

Noah, Heath, and Eli, you all took different educational paths before PiaT came to be. What is one idea or concept that became unexpectedly valuable in your podcasting careers?

Jo

I love when the guys are wholesome to eachother. I think it's such a positive role model moment in what can sometimes (wrongly) be perceived as a toxic community.

Tyler Box

Who’s got the spoons?

Nicky Burns

Any plans to return to Australia?

GodAwful

SAVE THE DATE: September 2nd (exact time TBD) It’s time for the annual PiaT PJ Party again! Join the gang and friends for a night of fun, Q&A, games, music, and more; broadcast on a livestream as they conduct all manner of shenanigans. Noah, Heath, Eli along with Anna and Lucinda will all be there, plus Tim and Don Ford. Also… special guests! If you’re a patron of ANY of the shows, you’ll get an email invitation with a link a few days ahead of time. If you’re not YET a patron, sign up to join us at @Patreon.

Sam

F/M/K: Joseph Smith, L. Ron Hubbard, Ryuho Okawa (founder of the Happy Science cult)

Kisskiss

Re: GAM - how do you all take notes for the movies? Is everyone on tablets/laptops, or do any of you still use paper/pen and then dump them into a doc later? Anyone dictating vocally? I assume you all take notes individually and then compile them into some mass-chaotic Google Docs or something before the episode?

Scheherazade

Going from the back catalogue, both Eli and Noah sound like amazing husbands… maybe have to change it to F/M/M!

Sherri Antal

How long are the episodes before editing? I feel like a lot of very inappropriate and extremely funny content is cut.

Adrian Black

A few F/M/K prompts that I’ll leave to your discretion - Mona Lisa, Statue of Liberty, Girl with a Pearl Earring - Thomas Smith, Michael Marshall, Cecil Somethingitalian - Donald James Parker, Ken DelVecchio, John Schneider - Pulled pork, brisket, fried chicken - Arnold Schwarzenegger’s accent, Sly Stallone’s ewhhh sound, Steven Seagull generally trying to speak - lambic beer, hard cider, mead

I Fight Horny Patron Names

Leap 3 just started filming within the last 3 weeks. How excited are y'all, and what are some of your greatest hopes for this new installment of the greatest film series to bless GAM?

Uriah Jackson

If it hasn't already been covered, I'm curious about the process you use for when to have a guest. Sometimes it's to cover when the show would be a person down, but other times it's when all three are on, so is it also a matter of when schedules overlap?

Janet Cowell

Just checking that you know Marsh doesn’t have a scouse/ Liverpool accent? He really doesn’t.

Amanda Wils

Would you survive a horror movie? If so, how? If not, how do you die?

Peter H.

For all: What are some of your favorite books and/or authors?

Hypatia

I’d like to follow up on Peer H’s question by asking everyone what their entertainment recommendations are, in general (books, movies, series, songs, etc.).

Maggie

Eli—will you ever talk them into doing another Neil Breen movie? I need more of the Breeniverse

David

If you could remove one human ability or attribute what would it be, what do you think the effect would be, and how does everyone else think it'll play out? Tried this with my friends and we have never fought harder lol

That Black Girl

Thomas, when are you going to schedule your vasectomy?

Mr. Crowley

Where are the Christan movie bingo cards?

MrHolbyta

I know that you detest intentionally bad, cynical, lazy "bad movies." How do you feel about projects like "Kung Fury" which plays into a bunch of terrible action tropes, but feels much more delightful than something like Thankskilling.

tsukiouji

Is Loving the Bad Man still the most difficult movie you guys watched?

Regina Calabrese

I have a mighty need to know how many tries it took to get a clean take of Anna-as-Melissa-Carone on the Absolute Proof GAM episode.